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my people in the house make you just say God forbid poverty oh.
One of my friend visited me today morning explained what he had been going through yesterday afternoon.
he said his about a years and 3 months old Jackson up set him because they all living in face me i face you one room apartment.
he said on the new year eve, he happened to had taken enough alcohols and was a bit tipsy . Whan he got home in the influence of the alcohol he asked for what belongs to him legitimately not knowing that the little Jackson was still not sleeping. And he continue asking violently to screw. After about 30 minutes of trouble, his wife said come and have it let me rest for you. My friend Mascot have it all well with his wife.
On the first of January 2009 the little Jackson was ask to accompany them for a visit to a friend near Abulegba he said no , not until his mother give to him what legitimately belongs to him. the Mum gave him CHOCOLATE he said no, she gave him knock-out he said no . Finally after several offers which he rejected, Jackson opened up that he want F - - K regarding his father's request last night.
his mother said if that 's what you you want your father will give it to you when he comes , and he said it's ok . he don't care who gives it, all he care is Fu, c, k .
When his father came home he was the first to report his Mum for not giving him what legitimately belong to him and his father ask him what was that. he said what aske d for last night when you were making a hell of trouble in the room asking for Bleep. his father ask him have tested it before? i believe its sweet because you got it and the whole problem calm for these reason he wanted it too. His father realised immediately the result of his misbehave last night.
now he is on my neck asking for loan to get 2 room apartment to save his ass from frying Pan.
wetin Una talk for this kind of loan?

juoga, my advise is .
if you are religion influenced, every religion has code for this situation.
if you are not, then contrast between loosing your job and doing some sacrifice to keep it, life is all about sacrifice . we sacrifice onething for another to our best interest. Many people in high position today gone through a similar condition too, your situation is like when a kid was giving a big portion of meat he will ask, who you ask me to give the meat the kid asked. i have gone through many respond ideas about audio tape or camera, i deemed them ok too, but note that its only people with a special quality can stand it out comes, perharps you are not strong enough to dance some thugs rhythms and lyrics.

my resolution is to smile atleast always as possible.
bros all the best

i beg make Una bail me out pls , i no no wether dis one Na new year disease oh!!!!!
one of my friend after a big shock he was taken to a hospital nd the doctor said that he is suffering from LOW BLOOD PRESSURE.
Since my life time now am 18 years i hadn't hear about LOW BLOOD PRESSURE. bailout pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bros no schl no light, you know when nysc copper turn to gold , na him be say things do better the more.

happy new year my guys in the house, dis year na year of achieving astounding success oh this one na my prophecy to una all.
enemy plan, enemey fail 700 times a day.every copper wey we touch go become gold in our hand.
angel of grace na our partner, Papa God don send am encharge over us through out 2009.
My advise be sey make you endeavor diligently towards this prophecy because success no dey come , where you dey loll in between breast during business hour. Make you no come talk say Papa God don fail you.

my guys in the house frankly speaking the magic do work fine .
everywhere i go, i put laughter on my face sincerely i seeing changes, but worst about it is that my pals believe i had some cash that i don't want to reveal how comes. just two days now I've loose 3 pals they all come for loan, and i tell them i haven't got any for them. they don't believe me. You don't laugh when you don't have cash Meb, they said. abi make i stop this laugh Nairalanders be4 they all goes away? but i never get girlfriend oh.

i felt sick when i go through the list, but on the other hand i came across the name disease.
i thank God, ths new year , disease again, noooooooo.
disease i wish you all the best 4 2009, the year of accomplishments 4 all Nairalanders.

My guys in this forum pertake in this last minute impossible seeming gift of my.
but note first that I'm not a prophet neither soothsayer, one thing that is guarantee is that i going to tell you exactly how it happen.
just ask me of a single secret of yours. i will tell you where and how it happened.
ask me now.

firstly i had to apologise to a friend who i inadvertently divulge his family problem. '' Gbenga i salute you"
i never my dear listener and prospect readers. it all happened , you know those day primary school life during a short break in school we will go around to buy some diet and bouns, groundnut and stuff like that you know. My dad gave 50 kobo because my Mum wasn't always available to prepare food in the house, only lagosian will understand my gist too well. no se Mum na SHI but she also a trader unlike my Dad a good draftologist. i use this 50 kobo and buy diet i shared my good friend Gbenga and asked for more like Oliver twist did. i said NO for the fact that it's my whole day feeding money, i will not use once for diet. so the guy turned furious, at first i thought it's all about me not until he called me Meb come with me home, i acquiesce . we met with the father Gbenga, papa i need 5 kobo . Papa Gbenga asked for. Gbenga raised alarm. wo papa ma sur. the father said you come again this prodigal son.finally the father gave him 50 kobo.
i asked my friend what was the secret behind scene. he reveal to me that the mother bit the Dad, andhis mother told him that men hate it been discussed that women bit them. Dad never like the scene to slip out their house. And I reflected immediately when a similar thing happened in my family. i wanted to capitalized on this opportunity to increase my deuces ti 1 naira . the follwing day when i was presented the 50 kobo my usual duce i raked huum papa i talk oh! my Dad said talk what? NO BI Mama DE BIT U.
my people thanks God say the scene will never repeat itself. my Dad conned me inside room tied me and close my mouth so that neighbors will not hear me and gave me my own bitten . The following i missed school for 2 week the worst part of the scene was that i was asked not to tell y mum because if i do, infact there is a drawer for me in the mortuary. since that i had never like my dad deep to say throughly this love from my heart. Gbenga's strategy works often well but my once heaven loosen against me.

stay home , tell ur invitee you are sick.

One fateful afternoon after school with my friend Outlaw we where waiting for a cab to take us back to campus from Wuseh market.
one madman came to a shade under a tree where we hide for the Abuja aggressive sunny weather. Ha ah ha ah Ha ah bros, ide do you as ide do me too. he asked seriously. we where somewhat looking at him. He said make space for please before this sun drive man pikin mad.

fellow country people i was in bus heading towards main Lagos, a lady saw me and smiled, to me its usual because everywhere i go ladies lust after me ¡¡¡ who said Na lie? even not nice but I'mt grotesque the only thing that bit my imagination was when she asked me to smile, my curiosity didn't let me hear her well.
i believed she asked me if i had a girlfriend, i respond anxiously i didn't her a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all she added God will help you if you liven up your face.

every time I thought about these same topic it never seized to baffled me, why some African parent are so upset when their children  are not meeting up to send money and support  to they parents. Please a help in these very area before i got it wrong. Is it necessary that one must return help or train back some one who trained.

she don't love U guy. If you really want get her there's no two ways about , quit school join not just business, but fast lane to have her.