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$1million+A NIGHT STAND WITH ME

SANDOSKI:
Ahhhhha.... Oga you have killed me oooo..... Abeg na my king Kong be dat...

*Make I follow you go station , how much I go take bail am out...

Better!!
Today is even sunday

Laveda:
I can't fall nau

You're under arrest bro,not even Mim.zy hat.eu2 or sandos.ky can save you.

These are your offences :
*Hugging a saint on Sunday
*Calling me media space not mediapace
*Crowning yourself Alaga without my carrygo
*Derailing threads up and down and many lot more offences!!

5 yrs E-prisonment
Oya stretch your hand backward :
https://us.123rf.com/450wm/sannie32/sannie321103/sannie32110300109/9092308-police-agent-is-making-a-arrest-over-white-background.jpg

Smellymouth:
Tell me what?

Am hugging you right now, media space oya come and arrest me

I've told him,he said ai should geerraout but am not ready to,hope you didn't fall for that sinfull hug

Laveda:


Tell him!

Abeg don't hug Laveda o,her body is innocent.

Don't corrupt her Holy&untouched body Hug her and hug transformer!!

Smellymouth:
Tanx dearie.
I truly appreciate bearHugz#
Let's rock joor

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dance-three.gif

Happy birthday smellymouth,More girls to your company and more threads for you to derail .


Where the meeting at
Mimzy bedroom or kitchen??


LLNP,HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?

I see

juhan:
kinda

HML But what is wrong with OP And FTC

What a boring saturday!!

Na only hand, why are you hiding your face and which job is that

Ishilove:
My work space (research management and aggregation).

Open and shared spaces, cool ambience and an uncluttered table, but I pay for it with a very cluttered mind.

Omo get inside

Doing what?
Are you an introvert ?

juhan:
ohh okay. I just dey house since morning.

Aren't you a yoruba girl

It means weekend party

juhan:
urmm whats owambe?

Myworst club,i hate them like mofedaku. I can't follow their topics sef!

Funjosh:
I don't like Manchester United

Myworst club,i hate them like mofedaku. I can't follow their topics sef!

Funjosh:
I don't like Manchester United

How was OWAMBE outting today ?

juhan:
sure sir

Don't make the mistake next time,konji kor kanji ni

juhan:
i no knw o na slip of hand

So you know the meaning of KONJI ?

juhan:
What about guys? Some can do anything when hot. Konji na bastard

No standingpenis but there are some names that are more deadly than it

My account is young but my experience on NL Isn't young,i've been here since 2012

Kachisbarbie:
Lastmumu is my buddy off-line, he is far from being a mumu let alone the last mumu. I think his posts should exonerate him.
I don't have to check through your pics, once I open your NL profile_ your pics is one of the first thing I should see (that's if you have one).

Age of account: your account is young, but you activities on NL is 1000+, you are active.

Is there a standingPenis here?


What's funny na

Standingp***s is not the worst name here sis,names like Lastmum*u ,smellinganuus e.t.c. too dey

*So you have the time to check through my pics

*Age of account,so if i send you PM now,you'll ignore it

Kachisbarbie:
Very true. With respect to Nairaland.
Name : you have a name like StandingPenis, and you expect a lady to reply your pm? Continue standing...

Post : Someone sends you a pm, you decide to checkout the guys post and you see him calling Nigerian girls hoes. Am I from Morocco?
You're still trying to get over that, then you see his topics, "Sugar mummies in Abuja, holla"...haba, uncle why?

Pictures : If you know say your "handsomeness" is WITHIN, just skip the profile picture. Thanks

Age of account : why send PMs with your alternate account? It is easier to get a response when your account is an active one, at least we know you are not a kidnapper.

Farano Roctation Juhan omotayor123 laveda

Are they the reasons why you ignored my mentions ?

She is not here bro,she is in ARO . Why are you creating a topic for this,can't you create a diary for this

I'm very sure it is a movie

Kudos bro. More guests to your forum

Seun:
We will take over the sponsorship of the contest.

Hbd chuzzy ,more articles to your blog

Wait are you igbo hausa or yoruba girl ?

Ishilove:
Ejo, e so ni ede Yooba

Mtcchew ! Am not gonna answer your own question too!!

juhan:
im just 10

Juhan what's your age first ?

Chai Nigerians don coin


N.D.A. : Nigerian defence Academy to
N.D.A. : Niger delta avengers

Nawao

Take a sit and read :

We’ve all been there – when you really need to go, but you have to hold urine in for whatever reason.

It’s deeply unpleasant, and involves a lot of foot-tapping, leg- crossing, unattractive dancing around.


But what happens if you hold pee for too long?


Years of regularly holding your pee in can increase your risk of urinary tract infections (UTIs) and a condition where your bladder can’t fully empty, known as urinary retention. ‘The bladder’s kind of like a pond,’ Gerald Timm, a urological researcher at the University of Minnesota, told Popular Science. ‘Not draining properly allows bacteria to build up, and that leads to infection.’ And while it’s very, very rare that your bladder would physically burst, it’s not totally impossible – but this would only really happen if you had another pre-existing bladder condition.

juhan:
why? How is it dangerous?

For females it's dangerous

juhan:
When I was in primary, my teacher told me that if I held my pee for long, my bladder would burst. I didnt take it serious but just this morning, again, my sister told me this. Is it true? Is it dangerous to hold your pee?