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DanceVille:
My boss!
Na Strike fa..

I also have my own "Strike" on Nairaland... *lol*

Ltns Oga where una go now

DanceVille:
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Ok OO,YOUR AGE?




Ok go on with your local megaphone stuff > ,when you need my broadcast and you're ready to pay lemme know !

lanicky:
I'm too young to marry ()

I no do broadcasting business again..iyaf do

Shey i no warn you,nau see what happened

lanicky:
Choi! I didn't mean any harm o! Lemme change the dp sef. lol. BTW, you can vote for the both of us before final..

Baba i no get any positive advise for OP,na only negative .
SHe is a troll,Onila's twin sister.Check her previous topics

@OP My advise to you is that you should allow him next time,you will now lick his too.
NONSENSITICAL THREAD!!

tosyne2much:
Cc

Ronald4lif
Mediapace
Wristbangle

Her business not mine !!
Lovely though

Not at all

Ishilove:
You dey find word for my mouth ehn?

Not at all

Ishilove:
You dey find word for my mouth ehn?

Shey Tiwa savage fine pass you ni ?
Na you gangan i want !!


Megaphone keh,ok final final final final 200 000

lanicky:
I'm not interested in marriage again... Goan marry Tiwa salvage

$2m what? Thanks sir, I can't part with such amount. we'll broadcast with our mouth. Mega phone is just 10k.

Disgusting! But i trust our ishi !!
A billion will not be enough to get her laid

Ishilove:
Oh, some are. I know girls in my NYSC who were laid for a bottle of coke

See how she said fvck as if you girls are easy to date/laid like that

Ishilove:
In other words, you aren't gentlemen who are bothered by the conventional mating rituals. Just tell her to her face 'I wanna fvck' you.

Just kidding though OP TYPED NONSENSE

juhan:
why?

Oya practice 4&5

juhan:
yeah they are

Do that 4&5 now , na to start wooing sure pass. But jokes apart,those thing ops listed are weird

juhan:
I can do alllll

Juhan which one you sabi

#50,000

Seun:
How much did Merrybet offer to sponsor the contest? I just need to have an idea.

Ai don say my own o,find one helmet

tosyne2much:
Bashing ke? I no dey send at all ooooo

Nice pics,it's lovely girl. KUDOS!!!
Expect 4million likes

juhan:
yeah I just snapped it

Nice pics,it's lovely girl. KUDOS!!!
Expect 4million likes

juhan:
yeah I just snapped it

Pm him TO correct it before haters start bashing you

tosyne2much:
Be like say na afternoon sure pass today


Btw, Lala no even let me correct my errors b4 him rush move am to FP.. Chaiii e pain me small oooo.. ** Life instead Line **

Nice pics but did you snap it today ?

juhan:
its there naw

Where is the pics

juhan:
What are we supposed to type

Where is the pics

juhan:
What are we supposed to type

This guy named Tosyn or wetin be the name sef,why are you just changing techniques everyday

When did you start posting topics in the afternoon Shebi na evening be your target,no wonder bangle and Aminatu stole my spot !!!
Don't worry i'll forward your matter to supreme court


Lemme add mine befor Nemesis start catching UP :

11.Your aren't the owner of the sim : If am not the owner then who is
I remembered the time i called one MTN customer care agent with a sim i borrowed from my sister,the guy asked for my name and i told him my own name and he said i have to give the sim back to the owner before they can rectify the problem.

The next thing i did was to rain curses on the man cos my sister is no longer living with us!!
Till today i never return back to MTN

7. Pleasing personality. :
Admit it, the pretty women you’ve dated don’t always have an endearing personality. Since they think the world of themselves, don’t expect them to be all that nice towards you. That’s something you won’t have to deal with when dating a fat girl. Fat girls have a fun and bubbly personality and they don’t feel that the world revolves around them, making it easier to deal and hang out with them.


8. Willingness to try any type of food :
Not all girls are open to trying out different type of delicacies. So if you happen to enjoy trying out new dishes, dating a fat girl is a must. Since they enjoy having a good meal, expect them to be more than willing to be adventurous in trying out different restaurants and cuisines with you.

Be fast about it

juhan:
primary

Sec/primary/uni ?

juhan:
im taking my sis to skul