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demmy0325:

lols, why you confuse??

My friend, Ben always knew how to give me advice about stuff like this because he was older than me and we grew up together.

“The first time you have sex is always bad," he said.

"You can’t avoid it. Show me someone who says it’s good and I’ll show you a liar.”

I kept that with me and found that my first time having sex was equal parts confusing, scary and frustrating.

However, it was nothing compared the story of another friend’s first time which is one of the best stories I have heard.

This guy was a shy kid who didn’t have many relationships through school and college.

He finally went to study in San Francisco and from looking his Facebook posts, I could tell he had begun opening up to people around him in a big way.

One fine day, I got a message to come onto Skype at a certain time because he had big news.

A drunken haze…
On my computer screen I saw the face of a man who couldn’t stop smiling.

He told me that he finally had sex and I was excited to find out how it went.

He told me that he had gone over to his friend’s house for dinner one night and his friend and girlfriend had invited a couple of other people but there was this really cute girl who joined them as well.

My friend knew this girl and they had met a few times in the past, he had told me that she was cool but this very same friend of his had warned him that he won’t get anywhere with her, so he didn’t try anything.

Anyway the dinner went really well, they had plenty to drink and they swiftly went to a bar soon after.

As the night wore on, the other guy who had come over left soon after.

The four of them continued to chat and they then in a drunken haze decided to go to a night club.

They hit it off…
Here they danced for a bit before the couple that invited them both decided to call it a night and go home.

That left just the two of them on the dance floor surrounded by strangers.

Suddenly, she pulls him in for a kiss which caught him completely off-guard but it was safe to say the two of them hit it off.

They go back to her apartment where things started progressing rapidly.

Before he knew it the two of them were naked and going at it.

My poor confused friend was trying his best to keep up but for some reason the girl seemed equally lost.

Completely clueless
Finally, the girl whispered to him, “I’ve never been with a man before.”

To which he replied, “You know what, nor have I!” She then said, “No, it’s because I’m a lesbian.” My jaw dropped at this point.

This was funny yet amazing at the same time.

I asked him if it was good and he said it was terrible because now both of them were completely clueless about what to do next! Eventually, they gave up and both went to sleep.

I was glad for him because in my opinion it’s better to have a funny first time story rather than an awkward one.

Have you got great first-time story to tell? Oh yes, we'd love to hear! Share it below.

Tomfrench:
thanks baba

you welcome box

Jdesilentkiller:
You over make sense abeg.
People that think this way are quickly tagged atheist or rebellious sheep whereas they dont understand that we are not and can never be 'Religious Zombies'.

thank you so much

Tomfrench, lols, na godwin, no matter how plenty those vote goes, na you god say the annioty dey head.... Lols

okangisaiah:
That's your future baby food factory. Why are you exposing it?

lols, before that baby will get it, let the public prophecy first...

Freemanan:
GBAM

raaa

KelvinGraphics:
Bossey!! I salute u baba. Ur guy dey alright... Happy sunday to you all.

lols, wishing you the same....

It is truly sad that modern churches use cheap gimmicks to get people to attend.

The church service has been changed from heart-felt worship to Hollywood style entertainment complete with special effects.

Churches that once focused on good Bible study classes, now compete against one-another like businesses for new members.

In an attempt to increase numbers, they advertise pot-lucks, dinner theatres, bake sales, soup kitchens, bingo, camping trips, exercise classes and various support groups ...
things which have nothing to do with religion or the Bible.

If it brings in the numbers, they will do it. Yes, these churches are full every Sunday, but most members would quit if the "cake and ice cream" that initially attracted them were no longer offered.

There are many people today who attend church because they are
"bread seekers" rather than genuine Christ seekers.

KelvinGraphics:
Lolz. Boss hwfa na

am cool and you my oga?

Luedave:
Oh!!!! I pray she lives up to DAT age and repent

lols she might live to 100 by god grace tho

KelvinGraphics:
Sure babe. Mehn as i see that your vote ehn, my hair begin plait dada instana
Una too try for me abeg... Thanks so much.
Abeg where is Charijee sef

lols, your post are so funny, let that hair plait flower

Freemanan:
You are in the spirit Mate...
Justin nailed this tho

hmm, still cool also, at least, a good rest is good at this time...

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Cossy Orjiakor in an interview with a softsell magazine has said she will only stop exposing herself when her skin has been wrinkled and doctors don’t have a solution to it, which she assume would be at age 70.
Change from exposing her boobs? Cossy is a brand. And physically a cute sexy girl with big boobs who is still young and wants to enjoy life. She will get old, say when she is 70 and the body is wrinkled and there is nothing the doctors can do about it. Then she will retire and stop exposing her boobs, she said. Continue...
She also spoke about acquiring more knowledge and what she is doing about it at the moment;
I am doing a course at Independent Television Producers Association of Nigeria. I am just short of words when it comes to the benefits I have gained from them over the course of 10 years. The first romance with them was in my university days. I have B.Sc in Accountancy from UNN and graduated with a 2.1. The crazy thing is that I have never used the degree. A free course in scripting, producing and directing from ITPAN training school made me decide to go into the movie world. So now, I am paying just N20,000 to learn editing. My lecturer is a well known name in editing.
He’s Mr. Steve Sodiya. And today my assignment is a real 1 minute music video edit. I just love acquiring knowledge. It doesn’t mean I will work as an editor any way.

Freemanan:
Me

lols, i see you, that kin moment cold water touch your ear

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Justin Bieber wore his own last month to the Met Gala while Kris Jenner wore hers today to Balmain fashion show in Paris to support Kendall. Who do you think rocked it better?

LogoDWhiz:
Gat to sleep.
Will drop a 'roughly-composed' speech now and edit later in the morning.

Goodnight

sleep, do hope you attach a logo also...

LogoDWhiz:
Gat to sleep.
Will drop a 'roughly-composed' speech now and edit later in the morning.

Goodnight

sleep, do hope you attach a logo also...

KelvinGraphics:
Thanks sweetheart. I pull my boxer for you
Much thanks to you guys. U guys made it happen.
Na una sure pass.
My hat i doff for una, i pull shoe join gan.
#sureFAMILY

lols, hope you dodge bullet join oh?

joseph1832:
Really? Wow! This is the first time I'm hearing that one can partake in a voting contest and his/her votes where not counted because he isn't eligible to vote and still has the right to contest and be voted for!.

This is outrightly funny!.

I guess the Mr Romanceland contest is E pluribus unum. Anyway thanks...

Midolian when you see this mention I hope it will make you laugh.

its cool though, can you even imagine i know nothing about this, seriously have been on nairaland, but really didn't know about this contest of a thing.

I guess maybe next contest i might understand the full language in it....

kubba:
Yeye

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