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JoeCutie:
Aww, it's always nice knowing that people miss me whenever I'm not around.


For your mind... I know you were looking for me. Better give me what you have for me now that I'm still alive, cos if I die & I see you anywhere near my house ehn...

Sleep is for lazy azz boyz & gurlz.

Lolz...die first na and let me c ya action.

Then I guess I'm lazy cos my eyes r closing already.

JoeCutie:
Lollz. Were you looking for me? Did you miss me?

Who didn't miss JoeCutie? I surely wasn't looking for u, y would I?

Go and Sleep

JoeCutie:
Came to peep ke? Hmmm. Na we dey here, na we get Nairaland.


Was back since 2000AD.

OK... I now know u b landlord.
Good to know u r back sha

JoeCutie:
So you're still alive? Thanks to 2015.


Happy New Year.

Oh yes I'm alive and bouncing. Are u back or u just came to peep?

Happy new year to u too

samisparkle24:
Are you saying,you aint gonna nack cos its new year.
Naija can lie

Exactly y I won't knack.Gat other finz to spend time on

Y not take a walk if u have no answer?

But Op, truth b told u need to chill a lil.The year z still very young

The fin can b annoying o...but some of us just have to click once and we r .

Some people sha,smh.Parents r struggling to make something tangible out of them but they won't even think twice about their future. Even if u don't wish to b a better person in life,y not put ya parents' efforts into consideration? No detailed information about d rape tho.
Abeg na December we dey...talk better

msmon:
Bro, admit it, you have just lied about not lying. Lolz

The kind of lie he just lied ehn,I don't know if your diary can find a name for it o.What I find very funny and annoying is when u are lying to someone and d person knows you are lying and u urself know that d person knows u are lying but u still argue u are saying d truth just to cover up

iamchiddy:
Point of correction, i dont lie

Of course we know u don't lie...just that u manipulate d truth atimes.

msmon:
It's strange to know that there pple who still take time to read articles like dis, the fact u specifically mentioned Self service and kind hearted lie attest that took time to read and decipher the article. More power to ur elbow!

Amen...we learn everyday and paying attention to some things can b of help somewhere no matter how minimal it appears.

Nice article... who doesn't lie? Certainly everybody does at some points. Self service lie o, kind - hearted lie o even white lie....All na Lie. But d frequency and ease with which some peeps lie is a way too Much,I don't know how they manage to do it.When they construct and conjure stories ehn...u call Satan himself a learner.

The level of ugliness is unbelievable but d baby is still his so he better stop being horrified.

I always feel sorry whenever I see girls with k-legs but there's always more to them than their legs.I personally admire guys with slight bow legs.... k- legs na big F-up .

LMAO...can't stop laughing.I wish I could actually see d look on d president's face.

This is d Lord's doing and it is marvelous in my sight....People Are Goooooooodddddd.I throway salute oo

Lol...d argument lords can b so annoying,funny and intriguing cos d zeal with which they argue sometimes leave u amazed. Also for d questionnaires,hmmn no b here their story dey

Afrok:
thanks!

Uwc

Afrok:
Am sorry my post is long.
Op do U think the people that said "all that glitters are not gold" dey smoke weed when they said it?
U qualified the babe even added jara, ehn come be like say na Angel on earth U dey describe. Anyways sha, we all have our flaws and it's obvious hers is English.

But on a serious note, it's like U ar not the humble, funny, and easy type. Believe me this isn't something as bad as U think, the babe is already into U fine, create time to always meet her where u've got no one listening to ur conversations, bring urself down to the language she understands while u keep correcting her simple errors.

Moreover, have u asked her about her educational background? Why not find out about her education, the level she is educationally and her plans concerning her educations. Learning English is not that difficult, if not Spanish, Asian, south American coaches won't be working in UK. Teaching they say is learning, encourage her and she'll love u the more.

Love they say is blind, it supersedes everything and I think if u've got love in ur plans for her u can overlook her English and help her improve.
Note; all these university ladies may not offer u what this babe has got for ya.

One love...

And someone has spoken

Temptation Temptation Temptation.

Hussyk:
madam uno reply me.....wat i do nah

Oga no vex...u does nothing. Don't worry,still gonna reply u

md4real:
It should be cars are parked at owner's risk. apostrophes always shows possession.

Yea,It shows possession but in this case,we have more than one owner. So the mark comes after d plural noun and that's y we have owners' .

StrongPenis:
You better start sharing now before I wonze you slap for face. If you don't have anything to share, concort something! I wanna read about your lover

Shooo! Kilode? I should make up a story...shey all d stories wey u don read never do u abi.

ERCROSS:
**see her mawth like u want to read more**

Share ur own joor

Lolz...I have none to share and that's y I want to read

tosyne2much:


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**Lwkmd**

Na so your own be

Elevation:
Ur heart-desire shall be granted.

A resounding Amen

alexis007:
of course!....not when you can still 'blow your lecturer for an A'.....just give him what you gave your bf and your case(G.P.) is settled!

Better

Elevation:
Meelorlah u look spiritual,it'll be super great if the looks match d innermind.

I wish they matched

alexis007:
That's a guys experience,remember.Ladies hardly drink alcohol.....the ladies' version is this:You're about bleeping with your boyfriend in his room.you've pulled down your undies and have let your guy suck and fon.dle your bosom.it has gotten to a point where he's finger-teasing your kitty and you're moaning seriously.All of a sudden,your poor G.P. occurs to you....you're most certainly to be telling your boyfriend in a rough tone...'I AM NOT DOING AGAIN!'

Lmao....but some babes don't give an iota of care

Keep the stories coming... I want to read More