OP ah know say you are asking this question unbehalf of your babe buh i won't resist helping ya,mix cement and pour one cup of it into her punny,the cement will flow to block her ovary eggs thereby obstructing the flow of your sperm to her eggs.SIMPLE.Do that and thank me later.

ritababe:



bros

good morning.. he was ur night?

obaayo2:
good morning.. he was ur night?

fine bros, we wil talk lata na

blemon44:
for this new year you want to have sex already

can't you wait a little longer?

but

didn't your teachers teach you that in school?

how is that ur business? simply answer the question or leave... all these people sef

new year just start and u dey ask this kind of question. op na wa for u. think of better things to do this new year.

donlawrenzo:
Take postinor 2 within 72hours after sex, it's an emergency oral contraceptive... free medical advice for the new year.

many fake postinor now,1 has to be careful.

ritababe:


fine bros, we wil talk lata na

dont like the qualification (bros)..hw re u

ellechrystal:

Please use a condom or u abstain. Those r the two best methods. Please leave drugs pills n herbal stuffs out 4 now so u don't lower ur chances of having kids later, or ve an injury in ur reproductive organ.

please how can i contact you. I think i might urgently need your advice. My nairaland email doesnt work.

obaayo2:
dont like the qualification (bros)..hw re u

since i go villa na work them wan take kill me oh, so na whcih phone i go buy now

ritababe:



since i go villa na work them wan take kill me oh, so na whcih phone i go buy now

u can get a gionee m2 or tecno h6......which one do u have in mind?

obaayo2:
u can get a gionee m2 or tecno h6......which one do u have in mind?

i prefer m2 becus of the battery,

how much?

ritababe:


i prefer m2 becus of the battery,

how much?

lets say 24k max

obaayo2:
lets say 24k max

too xpensive oh

ritababe:


too xpensive oh

wat of innjoo....dere is one I think 20k

obaayo2:
wat of innjoo....dere is one I think 20k

i wil go for m2 i like d battery

ritababe:
i wil go for m2 i like d battery

alryt..gionee is nice...........

obaayo2:
alryt..gionee is nice...........

ok but no bi now oh

ritababe:
ok but no bi now oh

hoping i ll be around wen u get a new phone..

obaayo2:
hoping i ll be around wen u get a new phone..

were ui go na

JoeCutie:
So you're still alive? Thanks to 2015.


Happy New Year.

Oh yes I'm alive and bouncing. Are u back or u just came to peep?

Happy new year to u too

meelorlah:
Oh yes I'm alive and bouncing. Are u back or u just came to peep?

Happy new year to u too

Came to peep ke? Hmmm. Na we dey here, na we get Nairaland.


Was back since 2000AD.

JoeCutie:
Came to peep ke? Hmmm. Na we dey here, na we get Nairaland.


Was back since 2000AD.

OK... I now know u b landlord.
Good to know u r back sha

meelorlah:
OK... I now know u b landlord.
Good to know u r back sha

Lollz. Were you looking for me? Did you miss me?

JoeCutie:
Lollz. Were you looking for me? Did you miss me?

Who didn't miss JoeCutie? I surely wasn't looking for u, y would I?

Go and Sleep

meelorlah:
Who didn't miss JoeCutie? I surely wasn't looking for u, y would I?

Go and Sleep

Aww, it's always nice knowing that people miss me whenever I'm not around.


For your mind... I know you were looking for me. Better give me what you have for me now that I'm still alive, cos if I die & I see you anywhere near my house ehn...

Sleep is for lazy azz boyz & gurlz.

JoeCutie:
Aww, it's always nice knowing that people miss me whenever I'm not around.


For your mind... I know you were looking for me. Better give me what you have for me now that I'm still alive, cos if I die & I see you anywhere near my house ehn...

Sleep is for lazy azz boyz & gurlz.

Lolz...die first na and let me c ya action.

Then I guess I'm lazy cos my eyes r closing already.

meelorlah:
Lolz...die first na and let me c ya action.

Then I guess I'm lazy cos my eyes r closing already.

I should die first abi? See lemme tell you something, Lola, I'll tell my people, friends & followers to hold you responsible should anything happen to me. I should die first abi? You go hear am.


Yeah, you're lazy. Lazy azz!
Sleep!
Good night, dear.

When u wan release jus withdraw bro... Or use durex he make sense

All you need to do is to put a picture of your dad or your mom in front of you when bleeping the gal...ma broda, sure bet you won't cum that day!!!!...
#shikena#

JoeCutie:
I should die first abi? See lemme tell you something, Lola, I'll tell my people, friends & followers to hold you responsible should anything happen to me. I should die first abi? You go hear am.


Yeah, you're lazy. Lazy azz!


Sleep!
Good night, dear.

You aren't serious atall....so u fear death like this.

I don't like talking bouh death o moreover nobody's dying now.So I'm expecting so many goodies.

Call me lazy iffu like... I don't joke with my bedtime

meelorlah:
You aren't serious atall....so u fear death like this.

I don't like talking bouh death o moreover nobody's dying now.So I'm expecting so many goodies.

Call me lazy iffu like... I don't joke with my bedtime

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it comes.


Yeah, nobody's dying...now. So you're expecting so many goodies from who?

Nah, you ain't lazy, dear.
Good morning.

JoeCutie:
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it comes.


Yeah, nobody's dying...now. So you're expecting so many goodies from who?

Nah, you ain't lazy, dear.
Good morning.

U don't want to b there when it comes, I don't understand.

From u of course