₦airaland Forum

Anybody form Ogun that has been shortlisted??

Education na scam in this country, after all the years spent in school, still no job/underemployment.

Simple NSCDC employment took 3years, just to be rejected.

I don taya for this country

Gov. Udom Emmanuel is doing everything in his power to keep the state standard high

Fantastic job from the governor. Wish most governors in Nigeria were like him. He always has the people at heart

taylor88:

IF THAT GUY NO FUVK U TODAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE ME



visiting him today for fear of not breaking up



My advice :
1.if u ain't ready for s3x locate the nearest iron welder to make u a helmet pant (i can connect u with my guy to construct that 4 u) make sure ur dad is with the key after locking it


OR



2. Get ready to collect ur 25litres of undiluted and frustrated konjugated spermatozoa that hv accumulated for 7yrs without seeing the day light

Remember any 24+ male spermatozoa that hv not ejaculated for at least 3yrs automatically turns RED



Enjoy ur ToTo tour

lmao.. kai! this is why I love nairaland. just for the comments.
MADTING

for those of you expecting glo free data day, don't keep your hopes up. the last one they did I was given a meagre 200mb after spending 200 on calls and 200 on data. they will just rip you off. that scam of a network.

so nah salako them choose... it's great. the acting VC did a perfect job to steer funaab outta murky waters. time for salako to move funaab to the promised land.