₦airaland Forum

Oyind17:
Are you handicap?

No, I am not.

SAM1979:
please check my history on facebook, nairaland. I am an ex-banker (2009) and has integrity and hoping to join if successful in forthcoming interview by the Grace of God. Please dont make mockery of me. It is condition that made crayfish bend.

I am not making a mockery of you. Your condition is better than mine.

I am saying what I have witnessed on this forum. Many folks will quickly conclude anyone that begs online is a scammer. No need for all the details you gave.

Good luck.

Op, you are very lucky.


No one has tagged you a scammer.

This country sef.

It shall be well sha.

B4bestbrain

Bros. Morning. I need something to manage for now before the main stuff. Any amount is ok. Thanks

B4bestbrain:
And I should congratulate you for selling your phone (your only passport to reach the world) for now.

Do you prefer borrowing to managing your life?

Well done then.

Anyway, you can reach me on

B4bestbrain:
I was around for the past one week, tried getting in touch via phone(at least to hear your voice), but could not see your phone no. Even after reading where you said that you can be contacted with your phone number in your signature.

I sold my phone recently to solve a pressing need, so I am barely online. I borrow my neighbour's phone for few hours a day.

B4bestbrain:
Helo my dear. I'm really sorry that we have not heard from each other after your last reply.

I was around for the past one week, tried getting in touch via phone(at least to hear your voice), but could not see your phone no. Even after reading where you said that you can be contacted with your phone number in your signature.

Any way, i want to assure you not to loose hope or think of doing anything funny because its a matter of time. Just be patient a little as I'm following up with your course.

My joy is that you are not the lazy type and your request seems genuine. After all, you are not requesting for much.

Be patient please and manage anything around you for now. No matter how little. Blessed.

Thanks, hoping to hear from you.

lastmessenger:
Op i buy blood for ritual. If u are interested pm me

My litre of blood sells for 1million naira per litre.

Joephat:
My guy that's a perfect step.


If you see buyer pm me.. I plan selling the two

According to a nairlander here, you can go Jankara,Lagos Island and sell yours.

I am far from Lagos, so I am still putting things together before I embark.

Doing some online research currently, one can sell his/her kidney between $20,000 to $180,0000 depending on the market.


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

ifyalways:
What for? Just go to Jankara,Lagos Island.

How much do they buy?

B4bestbrain:
Good. Now you are talking.
So after spending 4/5yrs in the Uni, you are now thinking of destroying your life as the best reward to those that paid your fees? Congrats!

Anyway what did you study, grade and have you gone for NYSC?

Do you intend working for or you just want to be self-employed?

If selfemploy, what actually do you want to venture into and how much are you budgeting for it?

Bsc Business Admin from National Open University of Nigeria, 2nd class upper, exempted from service.


I want to be self employed.

I want to start a computer centre.
Two desktop computers 19,000 Naira times 2= 38,000 Naira
Printer with scanner 1= 18,000
ups 2= 16,000
Total=72,000

These is the basic budge. If I add photocopy machine, the total budget will double.

B4bestbrain:
What's actually your problem?

Are you a helpless orphan or physically challenged?
Are you a student or you need an education?
Are you a graduate, but jobless; need job?
Are you an apprentice, who want to meet up?
Are you at marriageable age and need to marry?
Are you a prodigal son, who needs luxury?
Are your babes disturbing you too much for cash?
Are you "I want to make it fast" type of person?
Are you a jilted/frustrated person,? How.
Are you a hardened convicted person?

Answer these questions correctly and solution will come your way because that your kidney that you are planning to sell is equally planning to sell you for a better habitation too.

I am jobless. I am graduate. Just need some funds to start up something.

BRAINCRASH:
OP..........
please don't sell your kidney.........its not the best option now.....you may be committing suicide.......some people will pay you for a kidney and end up taking the two.....In some cases,...they will pay you and after some hours you may still die.....You may be on drugs for the rest of your life......
......I repeat.....Don't sell your kidney...

......I repeat.....Don't sell your kidney...

......I repeat.....Don't sell your kidney...

......I repeat.....Don't sell your kidney...

..........There will always be another and better way........
Do you need counseling?.....that can help......its better to beg with your two kidneys intact.....than....that feeling of loss of organ....

Suicide is not an option...

I don beg tire. No help is forthcoming. Even an aide to a senator that indicated interest to give me a grant suddenly decided not to show interest. I wasn't even asking for much.

Should I go to the streets and start begging, huh?

Lalasticlala, frontpage please.

I have been going through suicidal thoughts for sometime due the lack of finance to sustain myself. But yesterday an idea came to me, why waste my life and leave my kidneys to rot away?

Therefore, I have decided to sell one of my kidneys to get me a reasonable amount to start life.

I am looking for anyone who is interested in buying my kidney.

Nicheey:
mehn thanks to the persons that sent me money

walahi I was shocked when members from military thread asked for my acct

want to Say thanks to all those who stopped by

want to thanks to those who doubted
me.if it was me I'd have done worse

want to say thanks to all those who was judgemental. at least una belive

to some who said I should go and ask my brothers in the Niger delta
no worries after all ah be Nigerian

finally thanks to the persons that sent me money

one from here
two from military thread
i say nagode

want to say thanks to the angry mods for not deleting this thread

sha you may now

finally thanks to y'all making this nairaland an active Nigerian community

from seun to me

nagode

issue's been resolved

done my jamb
even buy police academy form join


mods biko come and delete this thread

Bros, the persons that helped you should come to my aid too.

Maybe I should try this
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https://www.featurepics.com/StockImage/20090317/hanging-in-a-rope-loop-stock-picture-1116427.jpg

Which country will I run to sef?

No money to even process international passport?

And I am here looking for just 30,000 naira to start a small business.

Somebody help me please.

Please, I need a little assitance from cheerful givers.

I need 20-30K to upgrade equipment for little computer centre where I want to set up.

I want to use it to buy second hand computer and printer.

If I don't reply immediately, you can contact me with the phone no on my signature. Thanks

I thought there was hope in sight when I applied for a grant via twitter. I was not chosen, but someone asked me if I have a business plan. I replied him and later checked his profile to see he works for a senator as an aide.
He dropped an email where I would send the business proposal. I did and crossed my fingers waiting patiently the day I would check my email to see good news.
Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. Nothing positive entered my email. I decided to contact him privately on facebook, I told him if he can help me out with any token at least to start something.
He asked me about my location and I did give him an answer. That was the end of his replies.
Is my location the reason why he suddenly no longer replies?
I have decided to leave my fate to God. Heaven knows I have tried.

No jobs! Is this how Obi will become a man?


Imagine polithievians hoarding stolen dollars while people are suffering.

Where is my next meal going to come from?

I'd better lament in order not to transfer my frustrations to someone else.

Do I have hope in this country?

skilfulsagei, you can assist me too. Thanks

cc: sleeknick

My printer also got damaged, it affected the colour catridge side, which means I can only print black and white.

CC: Bamidelefundz

Picture of my desktop that got spoilt by PHCN. I want to replace them.

cc: finalboss

cc:Welcomme

Please, I need a little assitance from cheerful givers.

I need 20-30K to upgrade equipment for little computer centre where I want to set up.


cc: finalboss.

cc: ymodulus

I may reply late due to blackout in our area. I used a friend's device to post this. Thanks