₦airaland Forum

emiye:
Load of jargons at once This must be TAN inspired.

LordReed:
There is no frakking World War starting you quack! You are cheap plastic in spiritual terms!

sukkot:
Oh yeah the big M.

Weah96:
That's what he said.

sukkot:
maybe its that time of the month. she usually has manners and home-training. i remember her. she seems to have gotten bitter and angry over time though. maybe a failed marriage ?

Dapo777:
Where is the world war 3 you bloody idiot!!!!! You Better start worshiping the flying spaghettimonster before It's too late for uu

diluminati:
who still listens to this deluded fool? today is 19th, where is the world war mr papa and akara?

Boomark:
Shaking my head for this drinker of intoxicating liquor like monkey tail.

And for his followers like Merlyn, etc who sips diluted liquor.

sukkot:
nah not Bianfran Queen. this was some woman i havent even seen before here. i think she is one of those who just reads without posting at all. but she made sure to post on that day though

sukkot:
i was just messing with you chief. so whats the weekend looking like ? going anywhere ? parties ? etc etc

sukkot:
Gele and coicoi shoe ? you do err not knowing the scriptures

deuteronomy 22 vs 5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

haha i am just messing with you. good to see you again bro. glad to hear you are doing well

arantess:
lol...its nice to hook up with u guys again

sukkot:
my ogapatapata at the top, chief Meilyn i troway five finger salute and 21 gun salute

arantess:
aaaah.....Brah Meilyn, see as u appear like shekau for jona back...lol...welcome back bro.....how's life with u? good to have u back....missed u guys a whole frigging lot

sukkot:
Just a slick fast talking mulatto pi-mp

sukkot:
oh thats good news. i have had a woman tell me that, i know everything you are saying is correct, but my brain cannot handle all this so i will never click on your posts again. this was on nairaland. true story

sukkot:
drink on playa. maybe p square can get you discount

malvisguy212:
you are very correct.
There is one certin time in my life that i forgot hell exist,i only think about Heaven,but when i join nairaland,it all about hell,the athiest talk more about hell than anytin els,that is when the thought about hell come to my mind.

There is one guy on nairaland,i dont want to sommond him,am looking forward to your meating with hm.

arantess:
all is well...say, where's Meilyn?

sukkot:
i aint seen that brah in a while. i only just returned to nairaland myself. i know he lives around okokomaiko

slimzypink:
I love this man, but he shud take a rest...nigerians dnt want him..instead of him goin 4 campaigns he shud stay wit his family..comon dis is d third tym...just let it go!!

missterious:
Lol. I love Bishop Umoh.

elipheleh:
people i know are funny are bovi, one calabar guy likr that, osuofia . these three are on a class of their own.

but saka? nah.
i remember one time he came to stage to do comedy. he was just saying "and you know. and you know....ehmmm"....
he flopped and nobody laughed at his dry jokes. Gordons later came on stage and yabbed the Bleep out of him.
let saka just focus on adverts only. he aint funny joor

qloreal:
toyin toyin, afar na.... Shey u don collect money 4rm my hand finish, u nor wan gree go clear dat my other farmland ba

zicoraads:
How come no one is mentioning 'like seriously?' Ladies are very, very fond of this one

Kingsley121:
It's totally wrong..Nigerians,(especially ladies) are fond of this,and their expression while uttering that grammatical blunder makes u think it's right.
Why would a so called graduate use these words together "should incase","extreme end","still yet". In english it's referred to as tautology. So "I was like ok" is not and cannot be correct

solomonsojay:
SIr OP.
With all humility, I don't quite understand why you started this thread sef!

You said and I quote "immediately,I felt the
"spirit of bad English' in what he said above". If your main reason was to question why most Nigerian students hardly speak correct english, then you sure have a big problem with presentation which equally portray your poor english language skills.

If you don't mind sir, I will gladly support my arguments with a few salient points.

1. There is NOTHING like GOOD or BAD English like you said in the parted I quoted earlier.
Its either its CORRECT or INCORRECT English.

2. English has NO spirit hence, bad english spirit can not be in a statment. 'also quoting from your statement'. Am sure u just wanted to say u weren't too sure if that clause was ok for the intended purpose in which it was used.

3. Seeing all the flaws in your write up and studying various poorly placed patterns in your writing skills, I SAY WITH ALL HUMILITY...you DO NOT have the intellectual capacity to dabble into a topic such as this which tries to invalidate the proficiency of somone's use of a language such as the western english.

I rest my case.
but knowing that there is not one who is perfect...I STAND TO BE "WISELY" CORRECTED.

eunisam:
As a Nigerian,the most important thing is did you understood what he meant?

MissMeiya:
Yes, it does. This "English is not my father's language" is a shoddy excuse for poor grammar. Which language are you using right now? Whatever language you are using, you must use it correctly.

Did you know that English is not America's official language? But it is Nigeria's official language. Who should speak it better? Smh.