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Education / Re: Disaster In University Of Uyo As Fire Guts Girls Hostel [see Photo] by Melasam(f): 9:23pm On Jun 13, 2015
Missfavourblog:
Jesus
where is He?
Education / Re: Disaster In University Of Uyo As Fire Guts Girls Hostel [see Photo] by Melasam(f): 9:21pm On Jun 13, 2015
Eyaa! Feeling for some introverts dat might find it difficult to get accommodated for the while

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Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 10:12pm On Jun 12, 2015
adedayourt:


stop nd i bite off ur left ear

#apromise tongue
cheesy whch knd of a person ar u? Ar u dat bored?
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 9:48pm On Jun 12, 2015
adedayourt:


ur definition of normal sleep noni tongue tongue
I had better stop replying sad
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 9:31pm On Jun 12, 2015
adedayourt:


and am sure by definition wat u ment by normal sleep is num 1 grin grin grin

cheesy grin cheesy abegiiii.......wetin happen!
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 8:36pm On Jun 12, 2015
adedayourt:


u mite prefer it dat way tongue
u ar so something else, I knw u saying dat out of experience........bt m nt in dat team, m in team #normal sleep#
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 12:53pm On Jun 12, 2015
adedayourt:


HMMMMM ALRITE DEN NO PROB

HWZ UR NITE, HOP U DINT 4GET TO LAY DWN B4 SLEEPING
shocked seriously? M I suppose to sleep standing?
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 9:39am On Jun 12, 2015
adedayourt:


HIGHLY PAYIN JOB FR DAT MATA, I CUT GRASS grin

ND WE NEED AGILE LADIZ LIK U TO COM HELP WIT PACKIN D GRASS
grin m nt interested..... I av a job pls
Family / Re: checkout Some hilarious Childhood Rumours That Went Viral/Worldwide by Melasam(f): 10:32pm On Jun 11, 2015
lonelydora:


I somehow still believes this one till date.
cheesy grin ......cmon!
Business / Re: Prices Of Food Items Soar In Lagos Markets by Melasam(f): 10:09pm On Jun 11, 2015
SaAbbas:
grin
what's funny about increase in food item prices?
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 9:49pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:


ND AFTER A LONG TYM OF RECESS THE COURT AV DECIDED TO REOPEN UR CASE. SO UR ATTENTION IS NEEDED HERE PLS

SO GRAB A SIT, WE AV A LONG SESSION 2GEDA
no b me n you.....u weh no deh tire. u get work kwa?
Webmasters / Re: 4 Tips To Get Adsense Approval Fast-2015 by Melasam(f): 9:48pm On Jun 11, 2015
Amastermovic:


Hope am not rude... I will follow u up to keep an update about u...
u were funny n had d nairalanders attitude, bt it's okay m used to it. Will follow back
Family / Re: checkout Some hilarious Childhood Rumours That Went Viral/Worldwide by Melasam(f): 9:34pm On Jun 11, 2015
If u spit into d toilet or dirty gutter u get infected by sore throat.

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Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 8:04pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:


DAT MAKES D 2 OF UZ

by d way SENSITIVE TO WAT? GRASS CUTTIN I GUESS lipsrsealed
lol
hahahhah....i rest my case
Webmasters / Re: 4 Tips To Get Adsense Approval Fast-2015 by Melasam(f): 8:03pm On Jun 11, 2015
Amastermovic:


OK lemme answer ur question dear sorry for been rude before.. AdSense is a free, simple way to earn
money by displaying targeted ads next to
your online content. With AdSense, you can
show relevant and engaging ads to your site
visitors and even customize the look and
feel of ads to match your website.
..
NOTE Ads means advertisement...
And when been done properly u may earn up to 80000naira per week...
wow......Nice one. tnx

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Webmasters / Re: 4 Tips To Get Adsense Approval Fast-2015 by Melasam(f): 6:53pm On Jun 11, 2015
Amastermovic:

Another question...
The matter wey u c so he heavy for my mouth... Na who I go ask
this Q is for you, I somehow missed d quoting
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 6:49pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:


LET MI ASK FR D BREAK 1ST tongue tongue
M very sensitive, don't blame me
Webmasters / Re: 4 Tips To Get Adsense Approval Fast-2015 by Melasam(f): 6:47pm On Jun 11, 2015
If u don't know it y reply
Jokes Etc / Re: When Nigerian Dude Hear Angelina Jolie Is Coming Back To Africa To Adopt Babies by Melasam(f): 6:21pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin grin angry grin cheesy grin...........she had better not come because some people will lose it
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 6:09pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:


grin grin grin SHE YAF TIRED

U ARE LEAVED ALWEADY tongue tongue
nt tired.......just giving you a break
Webmasters / Re: 4 Tips To Get Adsense Approval Fast-2015 by Melasam(f): 5:21pm On Jun 11, 2015
What's adsense?
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 5:20pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:


YES WAY!! DERS LUV IN SHARIN........SURE KNO UR BAPTISIMA NAME IS MISS GENEROUS

grin grin........lemme joor
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 4:41pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:
N

LL CUT MINE AFTER U tongue
no way! Take it all........my friends think am generous. U ar wlcm anyways wink
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 4:34pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:


DEY IMAGINE HW UR GRASS CUTTING GO B grin
lik say u be don cut the grass.
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 4:00pm On Jun 11, 2015
adedayourt:



JUS KIP LAFFIN OK

U LL B NEXT VICTIM SOON grin grin
God forbid, bt I jst can't help it!
Phones / Re: How To Take Sharp Photos With Your Smart Phone. by Melasam(f): 10:37am On Jun 11, 2015
Okay
Crime / Re: 7 Lagosians Ordered To Cut Grass For Plying BRT Lane(photo) by Melasam(f): 10:24am On Jun 11, 2015
cheesy grin
Crime / Re: 3 Kidnappers Who Killed An Eleven Old Yr Old Girl In Ogun Had Been Arrested[pic] by Melasam(f): 10:14am On Jun 11, 2015
Lord have mercy, look how they wasted a beautiful girl's life.
Family / Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by Melasam(f): 2:46pm On Jun 10, 2015
Freemanan:

Okay... I have a feeling that you are one of those type of kids tho... grin
*runs away*
smiley.......*stands n watch u run*
Romance / Re: Bad Mind (photo) by Melasam(f): 2:42pm On Jun 10, 2015
Hmmmmm.........d same tyn u saw
Family / Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by Melasam(f): 2:32pm On Jun 10, 2015
Freemanan:

You must be one funny kid back then....
grin I don't mean me joor, av heard kids say dat. I wldnt knw if I did of course cheesy
Family / Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by Melasam(f): 2:19pm On Jun 10, 2015
Freemanan:


Speaking from experience?
yep

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