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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Is Totally Beautiful In New Photo by Melasam(f): 12:06pm On Dec 10, 2016
She looks like dat empire woman... Abeg make una Helep me remember na..!!
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie: “Kill Yourself If You Don’t Like Me” by Melasam(f): 10:50am On Aug 19, 2016
Tell them.....nonsense
Celebrities / Re: Di'ja Flashes Her Baby And Wedding Ring In New Photo by Melasam(f): 3:47pm On Jul 18, 2016
She looks miserable.....hope she doesn't mistreat the baby
Miserable? Kai for you!


Culture / Re: The Beauty Of Igbo Isiagu Attire by Melasam(f): 5:17pm On Dec 15, 2015
Lovely attire! smiley


Car Talk / Re: Can This Hilarious Sign Post Deter Drivers From Over Speeding? - OMG by Melasam(f): 4:25pm On Nov 04, 2015
Mak I hear
Fashion / Re: Miss Anambra 'Unoaku Anyadike' Wins MBGN 2015 by Melasam(f): 10:21pm On Oct 24, 2015
Yea bae! Anambra representing, proud to be a daughter of dat land! Congrats bae
Fashion / Re: Miss Anambra- Winner Of MBGN 2015 by Melasam(f): 10:19pm On Oct 24, 2015
Anambra always representing cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: Another Bomb Blast In Yola by Melasam(f): 3:27pm On Oct 23, 2015
Dat was close......God help us. My phone will soon start ringing once dis news circulate #IdehGodhand
Education / Re: Naira Depreciation: ACCA Slashes Fees For Nigerian Students. by Melasam(f): 8:07pm On Sep 10, 2015
Nice one. This kind of news put a smile on my face.


Education / Re: Many Persons Will Fail This Maths (photo) by Melasam(f): 2:02pm On Jul 29, 2015
Using BODMAS you'll get 7.

6 - 1 x 0 + 2 / 2

Division first.

2 / 2 = 1.

6 - 1 x 0 + 1

Multiplication next.

1 x 0 = 0.

6 - 0 + 1 = 7.
The answer, my friends, is 7. smiley

Modified: Please... I don't know how to some people, -0 + 1 = - 1? It doesn't.

Added a picture.
after multiplication den addition before subtraction, dats wen u get 5
Celebrities / Re: Jaywon,Gandoki,DJ Zeez,Stylplus,Others Storm Queen Of Peace Africa Birthday Bash by Melasam(f): 11:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
This is really impresive, I thought they was gone
no, dey WASN'T gone
Celebrities / Re: See What Hard Work Has Done For Comedian AY. by Melasam(f): 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2015
Hard work pays while laziness kills.

Height or no height man na man!

u sound like a short man
Crime / Re: 55-year-old Man Beat Up Wife's Friend To Pulp by Melasam(f): 9:30am On Jun 19, 2015
Na wa ooo.......d man no see him mates go box.....him deh form john cena for woman

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Family / Re: Nigerian Men & 'Come To My House' Syndrome by Melasam(f): 9:13am On Jun 19, 2015

Naija girls don't like romance as well, they'd rather cut to the chase and collect ur money

Jst imagine a girl asking me 2 buy her a fone on the very first day she accepts my "be my girlfriend application"

Instead of buying flowers for a 9ja babe jst giv her the money
who said it must be flower u get to buy?
Family / Re: Nigerian Men & 'Come To My House' Syndrome by Melasam(f): 8:47am On Jun 19, 2015
Op what's your point?

her point......is dat.....u guys......ain't romantic......esp naija guys. Got it?
Car Talk / Re: His Car Revs Up & Down By Itself by Melasam(f): 12:58pm On Jun 16, 2015
Probably it's possessed, like u asked.
Politics / Re: Unassailable Facts About Pipeline Vandalism by Melasam(f): 12:52pm On Jun 16, 2015
Really! Tnx for d info
Celebrities / Re: French Speaking Fan Writes Omotola An Emotional Note by Melasam(f): 12:28pm On Jun 16, 2015

Celebrities / Re: French Speaking Fan Writes Omotola An Emotional Note by Melasam(f): 12:19pm On Jun 16, 2015
Av heard.....next!

+ m her fan too, do I get to b No.2?
Sports / Re: Chelsea May Have To Leave Stamford Bridge For At Least Two Seasons by Melasam(f): 10:13pm On Jun 15, 2015
D blues for life! I love chelsea club

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Crime / Re: Woman On Peaceful Protest Shot Dead By Police[PHOTO] by Melasam(f): 2:00pm On Jun 15, 2015

GEJ is gone who is to be blame now
undecided also wondering........it should just stop happening, it's not about pointing fingers
Crime / Re: Woman On Peaceful Protest Shot Dead By Police[PHOTO] by Melasam(f): 12:51pm On Jun 15, 2015
Can't a day go by without loads of bad news in it ............RIP

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Crime / Re: Girl Stabs Neighbour With A Dagger Over Boyfriend by Melasam(f): 12:31pm On Jun 15, 2015
cheesy some girls are just funny.....she's lucky that girl is alive n she will eventually lose d guy! #what anger n stupidity does#

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Career / Re: The Best Way To Ask For Salary Increase From Your Boss And Get It ! by Melasam(f): 9:32am On Jun 15, 2015
My boss barely pays nt to talk of increase......I will rather negotiate with him to pay my last month salary n always pay up early undecided


Education / Re: Have You Ever Been Bashed In Public Due To Grammatical Blunders? Share by Melasam(f): 9:38pm On Jun 14, 2015
Sure! Right here in nairaland
Celebrities / Re: P'Square Debunks "P'Square Not Going To Church" Rumour by Melasam(f): 9:35pm On Jun 14, 2015

My sister though it sounds funny but it beat my imagination when we attend prayer crusade or all night and pray for thunder to strike your enemies and even bind them. And God to take your yoke away

Only for you to get home and see the enemies loose and even walking around freely. And telling you welcome. The problems you prayed against even create new one. undecided
hahahhahahaha.........abeg go joor,
Celebrities / Re: P'Square Debunks "P'Square Not Going To Church" Rumour by Melasam(f): 7:59am On Jun 14, 2015
Am confused sad
Why is the thunder doing press up. No wonder the witches in my village are still alive and increasing inspite of praying for thunder to strike them So na press up e stop for road dey do abi angry angry
u funny abeg grin
Religion / Re: TB Joshua's Birthday Celebration In South Africa (Photos) by Melasam(f): 11:07pm On Jun 13, 2015
He's my sister's birthday mate cheesy
Politics / Re: Wike Exchanging Pleasantries With Okorocha by Melasam(f): 10:54pm On Jun 13, 2015
Dis politicians sef!
Politics / Re: Photos From 25th AU Summit In South Africa by Melasam(f): 10:43pm On Jun 13, 2015

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