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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Was Annoyed With Me For Refusing To Suck Her Pussy. by MeloGist(m): 7:10pm On Dec 22, 2015
Sucking Of Puss.y can cause you many unknown diseases, so u better sit her down and tell her that you cant engage in what she desires....
Politics20 Things Nigerians Should Expect From Buhari’s Government In 2016 – Fayose by MeloGist(op): 6:26pm On Dec 22, 2015
Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State has listed 20 things Nigerians will experience in 2016 under President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration.

In a statement, Fayose said the masses would experience unavoidable hardship in the country.

He said “Fellow Nigerians, I want you to take note of the followings that will unavoidably happen under the Buhari-led government in 2016.”

1. Workers Strike: There will be so much industrial unrest, especially in the first quarter of the year.

2. Subsidy: There will be removal of fuel subsidy and petrol (PMS) will sell over and above N100/litre, leaving the masses in more serious hardship. Product will not be available and long queue in petrol stations will persist throughout the first quarter of 2016 and beyond.

3. Electricity: Power generation will drop to the lowest ebb. Still, Federal Government will increase tariff in 2016.

4. Unemployment: Millions of jobs will be lost in 2016 as against the three million jobs promised by the APC yearly. Most States and Federal Government will retrench workers as evident in the over 2,000 Federal University workers already sacked.

5. Economic Policy: Most private owned middle-class businesses will fold up because of bad economic policies of the Buhari-led government.

6. Devaluation: The Naira will continue to have a free fall which will take it to as low as N320 to one Dollar.

7. Economy: The Buhari-led FG will have no solution to country’s economic problems.

8. Security: Boko Haram will keep spreading and the Shiite Muslims will get more emboldened.

9. Human Rights: Penchant for dictatorship will rise with rampant human rights abuses and disobedience to court orders.


10. Anti-Corruption: Insincerity in the fight against corruption will continue and the fight will not only be selective and political, but targeted more at Southerners.

11. Elections: Attempt to forcefully control any of the South South States of Akwa Ibom, Rivers and Bayelsa by the APC will lead to unprecedented deaths.

12. Economy: Crude oil price will fall to below and about $30 per barrel.

13. Anti-Press Laws: The masses, especially men of the media profession will rise against the FG’s plot to deny Nigerians of their rights to freedom of expression. There will wide condemnations by Nigerians and the International community against President Buhari’s human rights abuses and disobedience to court orders.

14. Polity: Renewed efforts will be made to remove Senator Bukola Saraki as the Senate President; this will not only fail, but will heat the polity.

15. Hardships: Nigerians will experience more hardships. The President himself attested to this (THE SUN newspaper Tuesday, December 15, 2015). This obviously negates the change Nigerians voted for.

16. Elections: Plot by the APC to take control of at least one South South State will lead to death of many people. Particularly, rerun elections in Rivers and Akwa-Ibom States will cause many deaths.

17. Corruption: Halliburton scam may be revisited in 2016.

19. Kogi State: Court will sack Governor-Elect, Yahaya Bello.
Bayelsa State: Governor Seriake Dickson will win the supplementary election.
Taraba State: Governor Darius Ishaku will be victorious at the Court.

20. Politics: There will be subtle political alignment and realignment before the end of the year ahead of 2019 elections.

Cc; Lalasticlala

http://www.melogist.com/list-20-things-nigerians-expect-buharis-government-2016-fayose/

CelebritiesNawaoo SEE How Ugandan Comedian Has S3x On Stage As Audience Watch [photo] by MeloGist(op): 3:29pm On Dec 22, 2015
Seems Uganda is a fun place to party for ratchets like me. While performing at a club Amnesia in Kampala last week, Amooti called a almost na ked lady on stage and offered her a roll in the hay that night as the crowd watched.

SEE MORE PICTURE HERE >> http://www.melogist.com/ugandan-comedian-s3x-stage-audience-watch-photo/

CelebritiesWande Coal Debuts New Dread Look [photo] by MeloGist(op): 2:47pm On Dec 22, 2015
Oluwatobi Wande Ojosipe also known as Wande Coal has decided to go on dreads and guess what, he looks good.

Wande Coal who started his career as a dancer is known for his unique lyrics which convey important messages.

He has also recorded tracks with other Nigerian artists including ikechukwu, Naeto C, Dr SID, D’Prince, Wizkid and many more.

His sophomore album, Solar Plexus can arguably be described as one of Nigeria’s most anticipated album of all time.

Fans still remember “You Bad” and “BumpertoBumper” with a lot of affection. He recently united with D’banj during his Koko Tour.

cc; lalasticlala, ishilove

http://www.melogist.com/wande-coal-debuts-new-dread-look-photo/

FoodHausa Man Caught Selling VULTURE As Fried Chicken [photos] by MeloGist(op): 10:09am On Dec 22, 2015
This hausa man was caught trapping vulture with snuff in Onne, Port Harcourt and wanted to use them as roasted chicken for people to buy.
He said he has been doing this business for sometimes now. Please those of you that eat roasted chicken from road side in

Akajo and Onne or Eleme as a whole beware, because some of these people that roast chicken do mixed them with vulture and customer will not know they will buy and eat. Though it happened in Port Harcourt, it can happen any where. Buyers beware.

cc; lalasticlala, ishilove

http://www.melogist.com/hausa-man-caught-selling-vulture-as-fried-chicken/

CelebritiesNaija University Babe Share Her Unclad Photo by MeloGist(op): 9:24am On Dec 22, 2015
This girl was said to have gotten high on whatever she got high on, took Numerous Na.k’d photos of herself…Source said: The University babe sent them to a guy she just met at a Lagos Club…..

SEE FULL PHOTO HERE >> http://www.melogist.com/naija-university-babe-share-her-unclad-photo/

Music/RadioLYRICS: Olamide – ‘say Something’ by MeloGist(op): 12:36pm On Dec 16, 2015
Pheelz mr producer
Eh say
Eh say
Eh say sebe
Say say sebe

24/7 I dey on my grind
Eyes don see my brother omo we dey grind
Yanch don dey for back omo no be lie
Cause you no know you no know
if You know

Oya say something, Something Something
Say say sebe, Eh say sebe Eh say sebe
Say aloh aboh Aloh aboh aloh aboh
Say ogadinma, Ogadinma ogadinma
Oya say something, Something Something
Say say sebe, Eh say sebe Eh say sebe
Say aloh aboh Aloh aboh aloh aboh
Say ogadinma, Ogadinma ogadinma

Kai wayo Allah
My eyes to see wahala
Baba nna too dey para

READ MORE HERE >> www.melogist.com/lyrics-olamide-say-something/
CelebritiesLol See This Funny Jesus Christ Birthday Photo by MeloGist(op): 9:55pm On Dec 15, 2015
Lol this picture has got me laughing since, i think if jesus was like you and me that word will be rolling on his mind right now.... seriously Level Don Change... Am using this medium To Wish All The Christians On NL Happy Christmas.

See More Funny Stories/Pictures Here http://www.melogist.com/category/comedy-skit/

CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Features Girlfriend Maima In His New Video Titled “feelings” by MeloGist(op): 9:43pm On Dec 15, 2015
jaymejate:
[size=14pt]Yea That's my guy, the girl fine o seriously.





Buh, Ice prince na wicked man. If na some girls dem wan use for video, them go de wear only pant and bra de display madness. Why his girlfriend too no do or display like that.

When them too no get sense! [/size]
Lol that musicians for u, they want to make sales
CelebritiesIce Prince Features Girlfriend Maima In His New Video Titled “feelings” by MeloGist(op): 9:31pm On Dec 15, 2015
Ice Prince Zamani is a man in love…as is evident in his new music video Titled “Feelings”.

He released both the audio (produced by Illkeyz) and the video (directed by ua.x) today. The video was shot in Lagos and features a cameo appearance from Ice Prince’s girlfriend, Maima.

Ice Prince announced the new song on Instagram saying:

“Link on the bio for New Audio + Video #Feelings out now! Ft The boo @yes_im_beautifull as produced by @kingillkeyz and shot by @ua.x in Lagos Nigeria. Flood tha Streetz!!!! #SCC“

Watch below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7soUZsHNdk

http://www.melogist.com/ice-prince-features-girlfriend-maima-in-his-new-video-titled-feelings/

CelebritiesGenevieve Nnaji Celebrate Her Dad As He Clocks 80 Years Today by MeloGist(op): 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2015
Nollywood Popular actress, Genevieve Nnaji is one of the top names in Nollywood today and the actress has has wonderful father to thank for bringing and raising her.

Her father, turns a year older today and the actress took time to share a photo of herself posing with him via her Instagram page.

http://www.melogist.com/genevieve-nnaji-celebrate-her-dad-as-he-clocks-80-years-today/

Celebrities‘The Resident’ Hotel: Osita Iheme Set To Unveil His Hotel In Owerri by MeloGist(op): 3:12pm On Dec 15, 2015
Popular Nollywood Actor, Osita Iheme, fondly called ‘Pawpaw’ has reportedly completed the building of his multi-million naira hotel in Owerri, and is set to get it running.

The talented actor hosted a couple of friends over the weekend at the hotel which is revealed as ‘The Resident’. The official opening of the hotel is expected to be launched before Christmas.

‘The Resident’ is located on Osita Iheme crescent in Owerri, Imo state.

The comic actor is known to be a star who knows how to invest and not like some of his counterparts in the industry, who only knows how to lavish their earnings.
http://www.melogist.com/osita-iheme-has-set-to-unveil-his-multi-million-naira-hotel-in-owerri/

RomanceRe: Why Having Small Breasts Rocks - Embrace Your Small Boobs Science Backs It. by MeloGist(m): 6:31pm On Dec 13, 2015
adonbilivit:
but men prefer big Bobbi. shey na science go date them or marry them?
Abeg Ask Am oooo
CelebritiesRe: ★ Adorable Photos Of Linda Ikeji And Her Parents by MeloGist(m): 6:17pm On Dec 13, 2015
where is it?
RomanceRe: Calabar Bae. How True? by MeloGist(m): 6:06pm On Dec 13, 2015
JOAN11:
your gfs
Seriously That Boobs Got Some Guys wondering... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Calabar Bae. How True? by MeloGist(m): 5:15pm On Dec 13, 2015
Baddo101:
This thread is to educate guyz n ppl from other parts of d world who doesnt have an idea about our Calabar Ladies.


I ve heard all sorts of things about calabar Ladies n Bae such as bedmatic skills, cooking ability,free will giving abilities etc.

Unfortunately if had all sorts of short,tall,fair,slim,fat,chubby,cripple,slowpoke of all sort of tribes but EXCEPT calabar Bae.

So i want to ask for d guyz who have truely dated calabar Bae.

How sweet are they bedmatics,character, loving etc.

what was ur experience with them?

Can they b a wife material?

Matured comments are welcomed.

pls LIARS stay off here cos NL now has Lie detector App.
They ARe Bed Material grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Big Bumbum And Small Boobs Vs Small Bumbum And Big Boobs by MeloGist(m): 4:13pm On Dec 13, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
av u see my arse?
Upload am make we see am grin so we can verify.. tongue
RomanceRe: Guys, Big Bumbum And Small Boobs Vs Small Bumbum And Big Boobs by MeloGist(m): 2:57pm On Dec 13, 2015
lifeisabitch:
Which do you prefer guyzzzs. Flat ass and big boobs or big ukwu and small bwest.
I Prefer Flat ass and big boobs but not dat flat oooooo grin grin

CelebritiesThat Moment You Don't Have Cash To Buy Selfie Stick [photo] by MeloGist(op): 12:57pm On Dec 13, 2015
LOL that akward moment when there is no money to buy selfie stick and you decide to use this naija selfie stick.... i Think Girls will Love this because there are the ones taking selfie pictures 24hrs.. *just saying* grin grin

http://www.melogist.com/that-moment-you-dont-have-cash-to-buy-selfie-stick-photo/

CelebritiesSee How This Naija Babe Expose Her Body (+!8 Photos) by MeloGist(op): 11:07am On Dec 13, 2015
After some Naija babes will be complaining that men are only after $ex, but what do to you expect when all he’s seeing are parts of your body that should be ‘private’?

SEE MORE PHOTOS HERE >> http://www.melogist.com/see-how-this-naija-babe-expose-her-body-8-photos/

RomanceMan Arrested For Alleged Having S.ex With A Goat In Jigawa by MeloGist(op): 10:21am On Dec 13, 2015
A 20-year-old man has been arrested by the Jigawa State Police Command for allegedly having s*xual intercourse with a goat. The incident reportedly occurred in Baranda forest, in Dutse Local Government Area of Jigawa State

The Chief Magistrate Court sitting in Dutse, the State capital, remanded the suspect, Malam Kamisu Baranda in prison for two weeks.

Magistrate Auwalu Sani Balago said the suspect did not confess to committing the crime, but the court remanded him in prison to allow police make further investigations.

Apparently rationalizing his alleged action, Kamisu reportedly said the goat belonged to him, adding that he actually requested the animal to have s.ex with him before he was arrested by the village head, and handed over to the police.

According to Kamisu, that would not be his first time of having se.x with a goat, adding that he had done it a couple of times previously.

For Kamisu, ‘sleeping’ with a goat was easier for him than the hassle of persuading a woman to agree to ‘sleep’ with him. However, he regretted his action, as according to him, he did not know that it would make him opprobrium.

He said that animals satisfied his s.exual urge; that is why he is not after women in the state, just to avoid embarrassment.

He pleaded with the court to temper its justice with mercy, adding that he now knows that his action was bad both in the eyes of society and the religion of Islam.

SEE MORE PHOTOS HERE >> http://www.melogist.com/man-arrested-for-alleged-s-ex-with-a-goat-in-jigawa/

Celebrities“I Feel Sexiest When I’m Naked” – Amber Rose by MeloGist(op): 9:10am On Dec 13, 2015
Amber Rose has made an unusual revelation that she feels sexiest when she’s na.ked.

Amber shared: ‘I feel sexiest when I’m na.ked. ‘I’m all natural. I don’t have fake boobs or a fake butt.’

SEE MORE PHOTOS HERE >> http://www.melogist.com/i-feel-sexiest-when-im-naked-amber-rose/

CelebritiesRe: Hilarious Photos Of Nigerian Celebrities Spotted Wearing School Uniforms by MeloGist(op): 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2015
More Photos

CelebritiesHilarious Photos Of Nigerian Celebrities Spotted Wearing School Uniforms by MeloGist(op): 1:32pm On Dec 08, 2015
It appears the wearing of school uniforms is once again trendy amongst notable celebrities like Governors, Honourables, actors and actresses in Nigeria.

These viral pictures were for different reasons including movie roles and publicity stunts.

1. Funke Akindele and Nkem Owoh
2.Ngozi Ezeonu And Chiwetalu Agu
3. Patience Ozokwor and Olu Jacobs
4. Mike Ezuruonye
5. Imo State Governor, Owelle Rochas Okorocha posing with some secondary school students in his state.
6. Governor of Osun State, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola and his deputy went to commission Baptist Central Elementary School.

http://www.melogist.com/12-hilarious-photos-of-nigerian-celebrities-spotted-wearing-school-uniforms/

RomanceRe: Top 10 Common Ways Nigerian Ladies Indirectly Demand For Money After S*x by MeloGist(m): 11:22am On Dec 08, 2015
uche87:
Due to the over 60% rate of unemployment in the country, love and romantic relationships have become a medium for siphoning money from guys by the ladies; After all, S*x isn't free, you either pay directly or indirectly in cash or kind.

Below are the common lies the ladies tell their boyfriends/lovers to easily extort money from him as a reward for a pleasurable service:

(1) I want to make my hair:

This has become a common trend among the young folks since the advent of the Brazilian hair that is costly enough to start a viable business to improve Nigeria's economy.


(2) Transport fare:
It’s difficult for most ladies to demand for money from their lovers after a s*xual encounter so as not to feel like prostitutes. So the escape route is to tell him you want to chatter a cab home which is more expensive than the normal public transport.

(3) Misplaced or faulty mobile phone:

Most Nigerian girls are not contented with their current Smart phones even when theirs could be better than yours. With phones in the class of Iphone 6 and others, she could collect her bride price indirectly from you.

(4) Pregnancy:
This is an effective trap for men that die for unprotected s*x. Smart ladies constantly use it to extort money from their boyfriends under the guise of abortion.

(5) Capital for business:

I must confess virtually all the Nigerian ladies are potential entrepreneurs who tender diverse business proposals off hand spontaneously which they will never actualize when you give them the funds. It’s a means of furnishing her wardrobe indirectly.

(6) Birthday:
Some ladies have different birthdays to the extent that they have become confused about their actual date of birth. Once they meet you, they draw the birth date nearer all in a bid to get money from you. This is a very smart way of obtaining money from a sugar daddy on a mega scale.


(7) Final year project funds or school fees:

Some desperate ladies who have never seen the four walls of a higher institution in their lives will demand for school fees or money for their long essays which kind-hearted men easily fall for.

(cool Valentine's Day or other festive events:

Val's day is like a day of reckoning for randy guys as the ladies will traditionally be expecting gifts at all costs like it’s their inheritance or bride price so far she is doing you well on bed.
Some ladies even demand for gifts from their boyfriends on Christmas day which is the birth of Christ.

(9) Health issues:

Nigerian girls use this as a means of attending to minor financial issues like shoes for a party, Aso Ebi for their friend's wedding as a man that fails to pay is deemed heartless and could be permanently cut off.

(10) House rent:

This is the last straw that could break the camel's back especially in a place like Lagos where rents are high. It’s a common lie among 'big girls' who direct it at their sugar daddies. This leads to big hit when it clicks.
- See more at: http://villagetowncrier..com.ng/2015/12/top-10-common-ways-nigerian-ladies.html#sthash.FQAxqdVg.dpuf

CC: Lalasticlala
I believe you Die, The list no get part 2 grin
CelebritiesRe: THROWBACK: See How Oritsefemi Was Before Fame And Also His Story. by MeloGist(op): 11:17am On Dec 08, 2015
Freemanan:
No undecided difference...
There is Difference...

CelebritiesTHROWBACK: See How Oritsefemi Was Before Fame And Also His Story. by MeloGist(op): 11:12am On Dec 08, 2015
[size=18pt]His Early Life.[/size]

Born Oritsefemi Majemite Ekele, as the third child of his mother. Oritsefemi was born on the 5th of January 1985 and was raised in a polygamous family of 25 in Ajegunle.

He hails from the Itsekiri tribe of North Warri, Delta State. He briefly attended Mayday Secondary School in Ikoyi and switched to Tolu Primary School in Ajegunle due to his parents not being able to maintain the high cost of schooling in the affluent neighborhood of Ikoyi.

He completed his elementary education at Army Children School. He attained his secondary school certificate from Randle Secondary School and applied to study law at Delta State University in Abraka, but dropped out to concentrate on his music career.

[size=18pt]Musical Career[/size]

Oritsefemi started off professionally as lead vocalist of the Cherubim and Seraphim Church in Ajegunle, Lagos where he also played bass guitar. He revealed his greatest opportunity musically was when Shaba Ranks, Keppy Ton and others came to establish a Ragga Dub School in Ajegunle. They were brought there by the late Johnny Nap.

Read More Of His Story Here >> http://www.melogist.com/must-read-the-inspiring-story-of-oritsefemi/

CelebritiesThrowback: Reekado Banks Before Fame by MeloGist(op): 8:04pm On Dec 07, 2015
This Photos actually digged out this Trend “Nobody is Ugly, They are just broke” phrase from my head.

Poverty na wine wey we must not drinkk angry

http://www.melogist.com/throwback-see-how-reekado-banks-was-before-fame/

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