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Aliona-Marie Amarachi Anjolaoluwa Okoye

Shey na Only her dey bear all this name above?

My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his room mate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m
looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with.
After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his room mate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am”

What should we call this?? #SayNoToDrugs‬

So lala push this tin to frontpage??

in other news See This Funny Hillarious Pre Wedding Photoshoot:- https://www.nairaland.com/2864840/see-funny-hillarious-pre-wedding

RadicallyBlunt:
I dey mad. Never! Ladies full outside dey find men to manage dem as dem dey. Make she go find her hubby.

#Girlstitakeover

SINNZ:
This thing is slowly loosing its taste

yes seriously

Can you do this kind of photoshoot?

See more at:- http://www.melogist.com/see-this-funny-hillarious-pre-wedding-photoshoot/

Melogist.Com is happy to present to you it first 2016 Mixtape, and this mixtape is exclusive to the latest slangs made by Olamide "Back 2 Back" at the headies.

CHECK THE MIXTAPE TRACKS BELOW…

MIXTAPE INTRO by (Olamide A.k.a Badoo)

1- Lil Kesh - "Lyrically"
2- Lil Kesh - "Shoki"
3- Lil Kesh - "Efejoku"
4- Lil Kesh Ft Patoranking - "Is it Because i love you"
5- Lil Kesh - "Ibile"

Download Here:- http://www.melogist.com/music-lil-kesh-back-2-back-mixtape-by-dj-seezy/

mizhefeh:
Okay

i love your eyeballs

even if a monkey has cash to spend for ladies, i know girls will date him so why not human

tonywap:
#‎MyNewYearResolution‬
facebook auto groups poster software for sale @ new year giveaway price of #3000 only. price will go back to #5000 in 2 weeks.

happy new year fellas and special happy new year to all entertainment bloggers in the house.

BABA GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN FAITHFUL AND HE WILL DO IT FOR SOMEBODY AGAIN THIS YEAR...AMEN.

this is the facebook group containing the video tutorial guide i prepare for you guys as proof of how the software works. scroll down in the comments to see the video tutorial.
https://web./bhbgroup/1678839475731969

Interested persons should call me on 08036727808 or add me up on facebook @ www.facebook.com/stallonmabro

i wanted to contact you before but your thread was deleted and also tried your mobile numbers but not available, my question is why is the tool so slow? i just watch your tool guide on Youtube... am interested but i hate the way it slows when posting....

na small girls dey do am ...

I cant really comprehend what you wrote above.... let my oga's at the top come *out*

Lol See Gobe

See This:- http://www.melogist.com/benita-needs-a-guy-for-a-serious-relationship-photo/

lilwheezy1:
more more

Lol I don laff tire oo, gist me wetin buhari cum talk next?

Former President Goodluck Jonathan has issued a statement on his social media account wishing Nigerians a prosperous New Year.

Read text:

“On behalf of my family and I, I would like to wish all Nigerians a Happy New Year. We are all brothers and sisters born from the womb of one Nigeria and as I have said previously, we would not be Nigerians if God did not will it. Having found ourselves as Nigerians by the divine providence of God, let us celebrate our Nigerianness and make 2016 our turning point year in which we embrace each other and work as a team to advance the frontiers of Nigeria in every field of human endeavour. In the 80s, our people sang and danced to the hit song ‘Nigeria go survive’. I am convinced that in 2016, Nigeria will not only survive, she will also thrive and help drive the peace, prosperity and unity of all her people. This is something we can all look forward to in the New Year and beyond. May God bless you and may God bless Nigeria.”

GEJ.

http://www.melogist.com/read-goodluck-jonathans-new-year-message-to-nigerians/

cc; lalasticlala

Old Topic

Happy New Year

Popular yoruba Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimakhu has issued a warning to her fans on Instagram saying anyone who talks about her marriage in the coming year will get blocked.

The actress who got a lot of mentions last year due to news regarding her broken marriage to colleague turned lover, Adeniyi Johnson, has stated for the umpteenth time that she has moved on with her marital life.

Toyin who has been linked with several men since she moved out of her matrimonial home, also told her female fans to ditch the “pull down” syndrome that is common with Nigerian women online.

She wrote: “I appreciate you all and I love you all pls it’s just few hours to 2016,pls from 12am if anyone comes to my page to talk about anything about marriage or home,I’m deeply sorry but will be force to block the person…Nigeria is the only country where women don’t support each other,even the ones that wants to support they will attack them pls let’s support ourselves alot of pple are dieing but shy to come out cos of what fellow women will say,pls let’s support and love ourselves,happy new year in advance.”

Its unclear if she has officially divorced her husband even though fans keep pestering her to go back to him after he allegedly cheated on her with another colleague.

http://www.melogist.com/talk-about-my-marriage-in-2016-and-get-blocked-toyin-aimakhu/

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Ladies Can u wear this? and Guys Can you allow your Gf to wear this?

See More Photo Here:- http://www.melogist.com/ladies-can-you-wear-this-dress-in-the-public-for-any-reason/