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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Uefa Champions League Round Of 16 Draws by MemeInc(op): 11:58am On Dec 20, 2012
AC MILAN VS FC BARCELONA
REAL MADRID VS MANCHESTER UNITED
ARSENAL VS BAYERN MUNCHEN
SHAKTAR VS BORRUSIA DORTMUND
RomanceRe: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by MemeInc(m): 2:47pm On Dec 18, 2012
My serenity to know i cannot change somethings,my courage to change the ones i can and the wisdom to differentiate both.
LiteratureI Need To Get My Books Published by MemeInc(op): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2012
I'm a writer of literature works.i have been writing close to five years but i decided to publish them now. i don't really how to go about it.pls anyone with valuable explanation and idea on getting a publishing house or publisher?
Jobs/VacanciesNigeria Defence Academy Releases Examination Results For 64th R.c by MemeInc(op): 11:18am On Apr 20, 2012
The Nigerian Defence Academy has finally released the long-awaited results for the examination for 64 regular course which took place on the 19th of February,2012. Candidates can check on the institution's website www.ndakadunaonline.gov.ng or the daily trust newspaper for 20th April,2012.
Jobs/VacanciesNigerian Airforce Releases Result For 2012 Recruit Training by MemeInc(op): 7:03am On Apr 20, 2012
The Nigerian Airforce has released the result for the recruitment interview that took place in 325 Base kaduna between 9-28 March. The final recruitment training for Batch 1 starts by 29th April,2012 and last for 6 months. The Batch 2 training commences by November 9th,2012. For more information, visit www.careers.nigerianairforce.gov.ng
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Me? by MemeInc(op): 9:43pm On Apr 16, 2012
thanks killz,slimyem,goldieluks and breezy047 among odas.i would work on dat. I appreciate it.
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date A Celebrity Who Would It Be? by MemeInc(m): 12:46pm On Apr 16, 2012
Eva Mendez,Rihanna,Halle Berry,and that girl*i don't know her real name*in Legend of the Seeker-Kahlan Amnell
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Me? by MemeInc(op): 12:20pm On Apr 16, 2012
thank you
RomanceWhat Is Wrong With Me? by MemeInc(op): 12:07pm On Apr 16, 2012
MY life seems unexplainable. I had been an outcast in primary school coz the boys thought i was a weakling so did the girls. I thought attending a boys' only military secondary would change my story. But finishing from that institution made it worse. The short holidays did not make me have feelings for the opporite gender. Now i'm shy and scared of girls. My friends think i'm an alien because i've got no girlfriend and i don't have intention of getting one. Then yesterday,my best friend called me a 'dead wood' because i told him i was a virgin. PLEASE WHAT DO I DO?
PoliticsRe: Fire At Accounts Department Of Lagos State Ministry Of The Environment. by MemeInc(m): 1:32pm On Feb 22, 2012
Thank God no lives were lost, Let them take precautions next time
PoliticsRe: What Does The North Contribute To Nigeria by MemeInc(m): 10:16am On Feb 05, 2012
This thread is kinda interesting. You asked a question and alj harem answered it,so why are you angry that the answers are not as you expected. Alj harem,u said it all. I'm speechles 4 i knw nt 2 say after ur explanations bt i'd advise u to stop giving lectures to d deaf ears, rmba "LAKUM DINIkum walyadin"
PoliticsRe: Do We Really Need All These Numerous Public Holidays ? by MemeInc(m): 10:59pm On Feb 04, 2012
You have to be careful and fair in what u say. The fact that muslims get a day or two for their celebrations should be unkind. Christmas n easter falls during holidays and yet u arent happy that a day is declared holiday?THAT'S UNFAIR, YES IT IS.
BusinessRe: Jaiz Islamic Bank Finally Starts In Kano, Kaduna, Abuja by MemeInc(m): 3:23pm On Feb 02, 2012
no one forces any one so what the scoffs about, you want to patronize?you do it
PoliticsRe: 5 killed in daring Boko Haram Raid On Airforce Base And Military Checkpoint by MemeInc(m): 5:14pm On Jan 31, 2012
za  su chi uwarsu ai, wanan kama mu na duba kwalo ne
CrimeRe: Driver Kills Teenage Girl While Trying To Rape Her In School Bus by MemeInc(m): 5:06pm On Jan 31, 2012
SEX , LUST.?, YOU NO FIT GO ASHAWO HOUSE, 16 YEAR OLD GIRL ,U NO DEY SHAME

LATER UNA GO HEAR SAY "ITS THE DEVIL'S HANDWORK"

TROUBLE SLEEP, U GO WAKE AM

DEY SUPPOSE CUT YOUR PRICK BEFORE THEY KILL U, MUMU
PoliticsRe: I Want Justice Nigerian Policemen Robbed Me At Gunpoint - Help ! by MemeInc(m): 5:03pm On Jan 31, 2012
black fools
PoliticsRe: Breaking News Ibrahim Shekarau Arrested By Sss Over Sponsorship Of Boko Haram by MemeInc(m): 5:03pm On Jan 31, 2012
YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ANY ONE AT THIS TIME, BUT WHEN THE TRUTH IS REVEALED,YOU WILL GROVEL TO APOLOGIZE.

THE RANK DEY SHAK THE NEW IGP DAS Y NA
PoliticsRe: Mujahid Dokubo Asari; Al Mustapha Must Not Die. by MemeInc(m): 4:57pm On Jan 31, 2012
BUT THINK ABOUT IT AND PUT ASIDE TENURE STUFF, WAS JUSTICE REALLY DONE?
SportsTransfers - Deadline Day Deals From Around Europe by MemeInc(op): 4:51pm On Jan 31, 2012
A round-up of confirmed deals from the major leagues on transfer deadline day.
PREMIER LEAGUE
Kevin De Bruyne (Genk to Chelsea , undisclosed, loaned back)
Marcus Olsson (Halmstads to Blackburn, free)
Wayne Bridge ( Manchester City to Sunderland , loan)
Ryo Miyaichi ( Arsenal to Bolton, loan)
SPL
To follow
CHAMPIONSHIP
Andy Keogh (Wolves to Millwall , undisclosed)
Adam Smith (Tottenham to Leeds, loan)
Matthew Connolly (QPR to Reading , loan)
Fabien Robert (Lorient to Doncaster, loan)
Michael Chambers (Dulwich Hamlet to Crystal Palace , undisclosed)
LEAGUE ONE
Robbie Simpson (Huddersfield to Oldham, free)
Jake Taylor (Reading to Exeter, loan)
LEAGUE TWO
Scott Rendell (Wycombe to Oxford, loan)
Lee Cox (Inverness to Swindon, undisclosed)
Louis Almond ( Blackpool to Lincoln , loan)
Alex MacDonald ( Burnley to Plymouth, loan)
Juvhel Tsoumou (Preston to Plymouth, loan)
LA LIGA
Victor Sanchez Mata (Neuchatel Xamax to Espanyol, undisclosed)
Marcos Gullon (Villarreal to Racing Santander, undisclosed)
Alexandros Tziolis (Monaco to Racing Santander, undisclosed)
SERIE A
Ciro Immobile (Juventus to Genoa, €8m)
Philipp Prosenik (Chelsea to AC Milan, undisclosed)
Kenneth Zohore (Copenhagen to Fiorentina, undisclosed)
Simone Padoin (Atalanta to Juventus, undisclosed)
Freddy Guarin (Porto to Inter, loan)
Sulley Muntari (Inter to AC Milan, loan)
McDonald Mariga (Inter to Parma, loan)
Michele Pazienza (Juventus to Udinese, loan)
Vincenzo Iaquinta (Juventus to Cesena, loan)
Valeri Bojinov (Sporting to Lecce, loan)
Michelangelo Albertazzi (Getafe to Milan, termination of loan)
BUNDESLIGA
Vedran Corluka (Tottenham to Bayer Leverkusen, loan)
Elias Charalambous (Alki Larnaca to Karlsruhe, undisclosed)
Martin Amedick (Kaiserslautern to Eintracht Frankfurt, undisclosed)
Ariel Borysiuk (Legia Warsaw to Kaiserslautern, undisclosed)
LIGUE 1
Wesley Lautoa (Sedan to Lorient, undisclosed)
Issam Jemaa (Auxerre to Brest, loan)Eurosport
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Is Innocent - Fani Kayode by MemeInc(m): 4:48pm On Jan 31, 2012
Al-MUSTAPHA would always be a puzzled two-faced coin, so let no one condemn him even though he did anything wrong

one thing i'm sure of is that AL-MUSTAPHA IS NOT GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Female Bomber Arrested In Abuja by MemeInc(m): 4:40pm On Jan 31, 2012
cock and bull story,

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EventsBaboons Wreak Havoc At Zimbabwe Border Post by MemeInc(op): 2:09pm On Jan 31, 2012
Troops of bag-snatching, truck-looting baboons are causing chaos at a border post between Zimbabwe and Zambia in daily raids for food, NewsDay reported on Tuesday.

"Baboons are an issue that must be dealt with here because they destroy travellers? goods," the Zimbabwe Revenue Authority station manager at the Chirundu border post, Tichaona Phiri, told the newspaper.

"Sometimes they bite or clap people on their faces if they try to defend their property and they can snatch ladies' handbags and even destroy cars as they search for food."

The apes also tear up sacks of maize on trucks moving through the border, a committee of lawmakers was told during a visit to the site, located in a national park.

"These baboons can smell maize on trucks and considering their huge numbers, it is very difficult to control them," the newspaper quoted Phiri as saying.

"But the problem is that they behave like human beings and are very good tricksters," said Phiri.
CultureNepali Girls "wed" God In Ancient Ritual by MemeInc(op): 1:56pm On Jan 31, 2012
Nine-year-old Bhintuna sat smiling in jewellery and a red and gold brocade bridal dress as she held a tray of offerings, waiting for her turn to take part in the ritual that would wed her to a god.

The schoolgirl is just one of hundreds of Nepali girls set to take part in the rite that weds them to the god Vishnu over the coming month, a symbolic time of weddings according to tradition in this deeply religious, majority Hindu nation.

"It is fun. I am happy to wear new clothes and be with so many friends," said Bhintuna.

The ritual, which takes place before a girl reaches puberty, is one of three weddings that girls from the Newar community, which dominates the Kathmandu valley that houses the Nepali capital, undergo in their lives.

In a later ceremony she will "wed" the sun by spending 12 nights in a darkened room at the age of 11 or 13, a rite that earns her additional protection. Her final wedding will be to her real, human husband, usually around the age of 25.

The origins of the tradition are obscure but Rajendra Rajopadhyaya, the priest who conducted the ceremony, said it dated back at least several centuries.

One tale has it that parents of a girl were afraid that a lewd entertainer in the court of the god Vishnu, known as the god of protection, would flee with her, so they married her off to Vishnu to keep her safe.

Hundreds of onlookers thronged the copper-roofed temple in Kathmandu, lit by butter lamps and filled with incense smoke, as 80 girls between the ages of six and nine awaited their turn for the ceremony, draped in long strings of yellow glass beads and other finery.

Many held trays of auspicious offerings such as rice, bananas and vermilion powder as they sat on the laps of their parents before being "married" to the fruit of the wood-apple tree, a representation of Vishnu.

After the ceremony the bride is offered a meal of rice with buffalo meat and the home-brewed liquor called "aela," which is like vodka.

Bhintuna's mother, 36-year-old Sirjana Sakya, sat at her daughter's side and said she was reminded of her own childhood, when she too performed the rite.

"I think my daughter will be emotionally independent and capable of taking care of herself under the protection of her divine husband," she said.

"I feel good because we are saving our culture."

Nepal officially became a secular nation and abolished its Hindu monarchy in 2008, but the majority of its 26.6 million people remain deeply religious.
CelebritiesJackson Doctor Seeks Release From Prison by MemeInc(op): 1:23pm On Jan 28, 2012
The doctor convicted of involuntary manslaughter over the death of Michael Jackson has asked to be released from jail pending his appeal.

Dr Conrad Murray, who is serving a four-year sentence, said he should be freed on his own recognisance or on bail with electronic monitoring.

He said he is not a danger to society, will not run off and wants to work to help support his seven children.

His lawyer, J Michael Flanagan, said in a motion Dr Murray knows he cannot work as a physician but would find other employment.

He suggested the sentence and his treatment in prison are extremely harsh for a man with no prior criminal record.

He said Dr Murray is being held in solitary confinement and is chained to a table when he meets his lawyers. He added he deeply sorry for Jackson's death.

The pop legend died in June 2009 from an overdose of the anaesthetic propofol administered by Dr Murray.

Mr Flanagan admitted his client had made some errors of judgement but said he never intended to harm his patient.

Dr Murray's appeal has not yet been filed but the motion gives an insight into some of the issues that will be raised.

These include a claim that Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor should have allowed testimony about Jackson's financial condition.

Mr Flanagan said the exclusion of that evidence "seriously compromised the defendant's ability to demonstrate the desperate situation which was guiding the decisions and choices of both Mr Jackson and Dr Murray".

"Mr Jackson was an uncooperative patient who made decisions and demands based upon his particular needs, one of which was his extremely precarious financial situation complicated by drug addiction."

Mr Flanagan added it would be unfair to keep Dr Murray in jail while his appeal is being heard as the whole process could take more than a year.

An appeal hearing has been set for February 24.
EducationRe: Neco Gce 2011/2012 Just Released! by MemeInc(op): 1:06pm On Jan 28, 2012
buy a neco scratch card, visit www.mynecoexams.com

scroll down the page and click on a button which reads "check result". undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Translation Of Boko Haram Briefing by MemeInc(m): 12:53pm On Jan 28, 2012
'Idhina siratal musta qin', May Allah guide us onto the right path

they could be right but the innocent souls are definitely not worth it.

and for Ebele, just sort this stuff out with people and lets call it a game.

I dont really know where to go if anything happpens.

what to do i know not of either, my mum is an hausa woman,my dad is from benin,

AND me? i speak all 3 languages fluently,so i probably the most disturbed on this issue.

What side should i be on when my nation starts to disintegrate,

MAY ALLAH COME TO OUR AID, AMIN
Foreign AffairsRe: Shocking: Australian Prime Minister Stoned By Protesters by MemeInc(m): 12:48pm On Jan 28, 2012
ALL COUNTRIES WITH THEIR PROBLEM SEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
IslamRe: Pictures:Nigerians Visiting The Holy Cities Of Najaf And Karbala by MemeInc(m): 12:43pm On Jan 28, 2012
LagosShia, why you dey waste ur time dey xplain to pple wey no fit understand simple arithmetic.

They are really the ones brainwashed by BH.

na dem wey b say any small tin na BH, even if chicken die now, na Boko Haram

mtccccccccccceeeewww

I pray to Almighty Allah to give me the opportunity of studying like them,so i coul make people understand that ISLAM IS PEACE undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

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