₦airaland Forum

Imagine the scenes at MUFC if at 90 mins
its 0-0 and city are getting beat 1-0 by
Swansea! Then Martial scores an Aguero
style last min!
#page352. I wanna dedicate this laudable achievement to all of us "kopppppppppas" that will travel this saturday. Let's pray for a safe trip tho. This is only the start of greatness for all of us. Hit like if you believe! Hit share if you don't!

Xander08:
Good day everyone. Have been one of the "visitors " since the beginning of this thread but I have decided to come out of my shell and I hope to be accepted to this honourable village.

madam, you go fill form o

eaglevision:
no b whatsapp u dae jare,ur mouth just dae leak,villagers go beat u up for me nana,i was only advising u

who be villagers dem? Hassty, Orire, Ayodele, Ifeanyi, Willomax, Munachi, Stella(birthday geh) bety(your wyf) , go finnish all of dem for here. Ifeanyi would be a popular figure here u know?

otunbashonny:
I just hope these strike no go affect us ooo.

strike keh, that shit won't materialise. Buhari just called me not quite long

EmmyNoah:
Lolzzz, way dat girl wey dem say na yemi Alade look a like

the geh go sabi d tin

eaglevision:
LMAO! I only said wait till evening for mother of all rumours and fraiser is already spreading my customised stream3,mehn my rumour go make sense o.bros calm down joor,na bkos u no go church na in cause am,im calm after coming frm church i swear cos till 7 am this morning i was nervous and worried.

make i start second service for here make everybody chillax small

batch A stream 2Bii for u guy.

Fraiser:
babe take it easy ok... Btw my bbm is not active for now, I will send a pm.

kuku say u na small nokia u dey use

leeleeane7:
Lol....
Leeleeane simply means Lilian
This automatically means I'm Female....

who told u I neva knew u wEre a female? Here in Kusuki land, we call our other gender "guy".

Aieboocaar:
And sumbody just said Batch A, Stream 2B
Boss walahi notin wey persin no go hear for dis village

*falls from a coconut tree*

eaglevision:
ogbeni lor calm down,na Batch B stream 3 u dae follow and thats in march 2017.hihihihihi

hahaha.. Werey boi. Ayodele don knack u weed abi? Foolish sombori. Loool

sammyogboso:
Wow!! So hapi seein y'all excited nd talkin abt hw lovely camp was, it was really fun I guess I can't wait 2start talkin a mine wish u all de best......I rep batch B

o boi.! You still have a long way to go o. We batch A stream 2 neva even find our level. The lord is your Strength sha

Gaddafithe2nd:
Many of you will just injure yourself because of NYSC programme. They gave us a date when to print CUL from 13th to 21st of this month. Why are you guys worried? Everything has a reason.

21st sure pass anything

leeleeane7:
Hi yall
ok so I've been on this forum for a very long time now as a guest....silently observing all the comments concerning the CUL for stream2 batch a PCM's
those of you pedalling the IDP rumours I must really begin to doubt how you were able to successfully complete your tertiary education..
So after they go to camp what happens to other stream2 members Please try to borrow brain from your neighbourhood because it's obvious you might be lacking that.
anyways the guy with the radio fm gist sounds more realistic ..
#Release our CUL should be a trending tag on twitter....don't forget to mention @nysc_ng....
let's watch and see what tomorrow holds for us
I believe it's going to end in praise...

guy, chop knuckle! Are you a man utd fan?

eaglevision:
dont worry, before nightfalls expect the mother of all rumors,una go run

fear dey catch me as I dey so!

Different news and stories. I won't react till tomorrow evening.

So dejected and weak right now. Those people wey dey read my post go follow me dey dejected too!

Iyanu Ashele

phykel:
I have mine already frm my scul. Signed by SZ Kazaure.Dated 21st may. Wondering why pple that even pay d 3K are yet to see theirs. I'm really confused sef. I shall knw I will be in campnext wEekend.

for real? Wch state were u deployed to?

I don't even care anymore. LVG's wahala is tougher than NYSC'. So no be new thing

sobahairyfem:
Pls all d PCM'S should chill, information reaching
me from Abuja is that ur Printing of Call-Up
Letters will start in a short time now, just be
calm & be praying for a better state for ur
service, wishing u all a happy posting, while it is
been delayed is d fact that some states are
rejecting to accept Stream 11 so they are now
transferring those people to other states, that's
what is bringing delay to ur posting, but it will be
ratified soonest, just be patient. God bless u all
for me. Ur one & only brother Iwuchukwu
Cherechi Victor (SSG EMERITUS OF BIOLOGY
DEPT.

if "your" four selected states were the rejected ones, what would now pan out? BTW, those states no get money, abi dem dey craze ni

I have a sneaky feeling we going to print our CUL on monday.

Morning peeps.. Today will favour us. Trust me!!

Time to sleep. Prayer Beckons!! The lord will make a way. Goodnight all. Stay Positive

phykel:
I called a top official of NYSC ds evening and she said "Ha Koribe o.We've nt shifted the date foor stream 2.Lo fi okan re bale".
But if you stil wanna be on their neck this weekend.I have the phone line of the Minister for youth and sports under whose ministry falls NYSC directorate.
Courtsey sahara Repoters
Gudnait.
Sunnepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Eaglevision
Barongmj
Villlage goat.
Go relax your minds 21st may is sure.

this number is gone... They way I go take disturb am with calls ehhhhhnn, he go block the line. Is he dude on whatsapp?

Ifabernard:
guy no kill me wt laf abeg. batch B stream 2 go con b 2019. na dem den go con use for 2019 poll

Lmaoooooooo. Na wetin NYSC plan for us be dt. Jehovah Jire no go allow that!

Ifabernard:
loool am lafin in Hindi. sewiosly lafin batch B corps

e fit be year 2017 for dem o

goldonome:
I no go talk anything till tomoro, the DG go shock how we go take get him number, the words him go hear ehn....till.tomoro

for all this matter now, na batch B people I pity pass. Looool

barongmj:
Ppl to tweet, linda ikeji, stella dimoko, lailas blog, bella naija, freez(lol) dino malaye, BEN BRUCE, desmond elliot + every1 dt gan help us blow this thing out to the entire public, that way, nysc would addres this issue once and for all

ben bruce might be of big help o. *runs back to twitter*

CandiceJay:
This NYSC officials wll know no peace o

This hurt i feel, they will feel it in multiple folds. It gets yo a point one begins to think d wrong thoughts, like some forces are just working against sumone. I am at a loss for words seriously. Their useless facebook page is filled with pics of "Closing ceremony of 2016 Batch A orientation course"... #pained

The most irritating thing is that Nigerian graduates/oiths have become so insignificant that they do not see the need to properly address us on whats really happening. Their Twitter handle is full of pics of this nd dat (fantastically nonsense stuffs) but not one single response to the numerous questions from graduates awaiting service. What have we become? How low have we gone even with our education? I am pained, deeply pained.

babe , you are not the only one gutted as regards this predicament o. Me sef no dey happy at all. They just dey allow me vex for innocent corp members in that picture. Let's jut keep praying. Miracle will happen, I have the faith, generate yours. DJ, play me #Oluwani by Reekado Banks. I need to cool off. * sips origin*

Let's tweet Linda Ikeji, Bukola Saraki, Osibanjo , and even PMB. There must be a solution to this mess.

Abeg who Barca wan play tomorrow

My mood no good at all dis evening. Seems I will hit the bar very soon. I can't come and kill myself. NYSC come and collect your green card o.

Na joke I dey joke ooooooo