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HottestFire:
Lol, she cared less about that.

All this sermon na for broke guys, wealthy guys have already proven themselves..Shakara!

this is deep. so deep

Maxvasia:
No, na CARPET

Hahahahahha thank you bro. but I wan ask you, who English Epp?

God go make me bigger. that's all I have to say

Na Carpert ?

My condolences goes to the families of Ugo Ehiogu and the 30 victims of the electrocution yesterday at Calabar. May their soul RIP!

Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

him and that ref wey deny Bayern Munich yesterday dey vex me

nice tips bro. now we move

Sixkobo:
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are you sure about this?

h

loving Tekno at the moment.

GetUmad:
Let's for once pretend as if we already didn't know the songs below and you're just coming across the lyrics for the very first time. Imagine you stumbled on a book containing lyrics below written by your kid cousin or child, wouldn't you just laugh it off? Would you even take it serious.




Skin Tight
Mr Eazi
If you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
When you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
I go dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
Them times wey I no get sika
You dey by my side
So make I dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
'Cause them times when I no get sika
You dey by my side
Oh na na na na
Eeeeey my baby o
Oh sweetie o
Eeeyyyy my baby o
Ooh
Nobody show me love like my baby
You be the only one for me
Only one for me
You be the only one that I need
Sekeof when I no get ee
You no be runaway
You stay with me
Baby now I don't get ee
Make you no runaway stay with me
'Cause me and you were meant to be


PANA LYRICS
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
'Say love is a beautiful thing
Girl you dey cool my temper
Love is a wonderful tender feeling
You dey give me ginger
Eh, 'say baby dancey-dancey, dance
All the beauty in your eyes dey give me life oh-ooh
Make we give the Lord thanks oh
For the sake eh-eeh, for the sake of love oh
Eh Baby,
For your sake I go kill show oh, eh-eh
Show you love like you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(na you I dey play ball oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Eh, nwayocha .. nwayocha
You see, you have taken my love oh-ooh
I cannot understand how I'm feeling
You are my woman-crush oh
Nwayoma .. nwayoma
You see, nna maka m'isi oh
Owee'owe, eh .. owee'owee, owee'owe
M'baby, me no go let you go, sure
I will always be your lover, ah
For your sake I go killi show oh, eh
Show you love that you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(..folake oh, fola oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana



Tecno

Afa-m'ubu Al'-haji Te-ki-no

Folake, gimme love oh
Na you dey catchi my shot oh
For your sake, I go go church oh
We go drive around for my Porsche oh » pls so far what sense is therein? Must you form rhymes by all means? It's just so nursery
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh »
They say you like cassava
I getti big cassava »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajaba »
My baby, dance to the Lagbaja »
Make I take you to Gwagwalada »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajita (meaning?) »

My baby, dance to the Lagbaja (where's the Lagbaja to be danced to) »

Make I take you to Gwagwalada (is that where your sense is or you parked there?) »

dibi-daba-diba-dobo
Adaba-dibi-daba-dede-baba
(and all these mumbo-jumbo just to complete a track)





If by Davido


my money my body na your own
if i tell you say i love you o
my money my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o
versace, gucci for your body o
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me
no do, no do
no do senrere o
no do, no do
no do, shakara o we
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me o, eh
girl you’re beautiful too
my number one tuntun (meaning?)

sip burukututu (what has burukututu got to do with me being beautiful why should I sip it? When it could just be a total turn off for a lady you're trying to woo)

for your love i tutu ( meaning? This was when I knew it had something to do with Tecno. Strings of meaningless and nursery rhymes)

i go chook you chuku chuku O ( person wey u dey toast u wan chook am chukuchuku abeg which sense dey am? Who does that?)

biko obianuju
shey you do me juju
cos im feeling the juju
shake it o, take it (what is she catching and shaking, biko no one should hold brief for him here)

i wanna catch it o ,take it
you can have it o,take it
you know i gat this o,take it
i love you, i love you
i love you, i love you
there’s nothing above you
there’s nothing above you
above you above you
bridget eh
i like your mini skirt o ( what tha........ Mini skirt? Are you for real? who use this line to woo a lady in 2017, OMG)

oh girl you carry sense o (no she for carry stupidity, how dt one take relate? So na this kain thing u go go dey yan a lady and she nor go think say u are sick. So incoherent and not romantic at all)

if i tell say i love you o
my money, my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o yeh
versace and gucci for your body o baby


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN SUPPOSED LOVE SONGS SHOULD CARRY A CAVEAT ; PLS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


Gone are those days you'd copy a love song and use it words for words to ask that your secondary school classmate out. Days of ; All my life by KC&JOJO, unbended knee, BoyzIImen.... Guess what? It never failed. Say it and watch her smiling even chuckling, going back to her hostel gushing about it with her friend and next day you see them all admiring you. Pls go ahead and use those ones pasted above on a lady, I could only imagine the reaction that would follow .

FACT:
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT WOULD CLAIM THEY LOVE ANY OF THESE SONGS CAN'T PROUDLY SAY WHAT PARTICULAR MESSAGE THEY CARRY. THEY ONLY GET TO LOVE IT AS A RESULT OF FONDNESS GROWN FOR IT THROUGH CONSTANT AIRPLAY. The more you hear a song the more you grow fond of it. Also many people that would not see any thrash in these songs are those ones that go to beer palor or clubs all the time. When you constantly listen to songs under the influence of alcohol, you'd definitely have nothing against it but love it.

what a guy

Emekus92:
Who fuckin cares
Dis BBrubbish of 25million that people parents are fighting 4 when a boy of 17 won 43million on bet9ja in Benue state last 2 weeks.

talk true. I haf die

I like that Tboss babe o

holy crap

old man

tiwa baby

the show will take place here

nairaland is just boring these days

BUHARIISCURSED:
tiwa na olosho

chai... fear God

madjune:
She had better make up with him.

That guy doesn't seem that bad to me.

he looks cool.and nice.. he deserves to be loved

HIScraziness:
Inifinix note 2 for sale

09031532982

hw much

HIScraziness:
Inifinix note 2 for sale

09031532982

hw much

Hakeem12:
well to me, I think the best thing is to avoid these updates all together, Im saying this because when I bought my hot 2 last year, it was working perfectly for up to a period of seven months until I stated downloading updates, I think those updates present more problems than they solve. After the updates, I started having problems with battery, installation of games, camera and so on. I started downloading other updates Month after month, and when a problem is solved say camera, another would present itself. One thing I noticed is no matter the no of updates, the phone will never be as 100 as it was. My opinion though, cos those updates were from google itself not Infinix and they still presented problems, even those using laptops and all complain when they updated from windows 8 to 10 and so on. So what I noticed is that these guys are never 100℅ in their updates. Had to sell the phone later. Now I'm using hot 4 and I'm never going to do any updates cos I think I learnt the hard way. I have no issues with the phone, and everything works perfectly from battery to camera and all

how much did you got yours

isaacosas01:
Finally updated my phone with the procedure posted by pauljokotagba

Thank u guys this phone rocks.

pls how much is it

wizzywisdom:
I wanna sale mind.... any interested buyer in the house!!!!

how much u wan sell am.... y u wan sell am

colik:
My husband's daughter.

SMH FR U

colik:
My husband.

who now snapped d pix

EmperorLee:
What's popping ?


Rediscover sharply, make Leicester sign you

will.still be back in manchester