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@cr7lomo
I'm a big fan of of cr7 (real madrid is ma team) but number of goals does'nt make him better than messi. If it is then the likes of costa, neymar who has more goals will also be better which they're not.
Messi has this thing that makes him exceptional. He's so natural, he doesn't force himself on the ball (which's what ronaldo does), he assist his team mates alot (unlike ronaldo who's only interested in goals).
He's so difficult to handle.
I'm already shivering as we'll meet barca on 25th dis month.

#teamronaldo

Just saw this somewhere on the web and decided to share. Enjoy!

A girl was at home with her father. When she saw her boyfriend coming, this was their coversation:

GIRL: "have you come to collect the novel titled, 'MY DAD IS AT HOME' by J.p clark?".
BOY: "no. I want the poem 'WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?' by Obinze Chika".
GIRL: "no problem. I'll also bring a poem titled 'UNDER THE MANGO TREE' by chinue achebe"
BOY: "ok but don't forget the 'I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES' story book"
GIRL: "lol! I know you love that book so much especially the line that says 'I WILL NEVER DISAPPOINT YOU'.
As the boy was about to leave, the father came out and said:
"go under the table you will see novel titled 'YOU CHILDREN THINK I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE SAYING?' by Shakespear.
Also check in the cupboard you will see the poem titled 'IF YOU GET PREGNANT, BETTER GET READY FOR MARRIAGE' by Wole Soyinka".

Now who's wiser?

Hi programmers,
I'm new to the web design world and I just finished learning html and css recently.
Now I want to go higher but I'm confused about the programming language to start with.
I heard good things about PHP, JAVASCRIPT, MYSQL, PYTHON etc, but plz which one do u suggest for a newbie like me?
I'll be greatful for your helpful reply.
#onelove.

Ok. Thanks alot

That's the question that has been popping up on my mind for some time now.
I really love designing (it started from childhood). And I'm thinking of starting a career in graphic design but I'm confused because I don't really know if I'll make it (i.e pay my bills) with graphic design.
So brothers, I really need your advice. Should I go ahead? Is graphic design profitable in this our country?
I'll love to recieve your useful advice.

Happy new year!!!

Corel Draw is a package that provides us with aids to edit our photos.

Honestly, I'm a corel draw amateur (still learning the basics of graphic design).

Below are two images I edited using Corel Draw x3.

The third one is a banner design (Still with corel draw.
Let me know if they are good or not.

The movie industries are trying alot. They are making our entertainment life enjoyable.
Personally, I love Bollywood. Despite its language (Indian), they're doing a good job especially those sweet songs and dance steps.
Well, everybody has his/her own taste.
Which one is your favourite? And why is it your favourite?
Plz let us know.
Happy New Month!!!!

Hahahahahaha!
Do u know why I'm laughing? I just remembered some funny names we (I and my classmates) used to call our teachers when we were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun. Sometimes when those memories flash back to my brain, I feel like going back to school.
Let me give you the breakdown of some funny names we called our teachers (can't remember all, though).
CHEMISTRY teacher = OXYGENATOR (Reason: He always talks about oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher = OSMOSIS (Reason: He love teaching osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY (Reason: Dis man ugly pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher = BULALA (Reason: If dis man flog u, you go hate school).
MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very stingy man).
GOVERNMENT teacher = PDP (Reason: He always talk politics)
These are some I can remember.
What about you? Did you give funny names to all/some ofyour teachers?
Please tell us.
Let's enjoy the thread!

ALMUSTAQIM: ADD TO THE ABOVE: HE IS GOD FEARING; HE IS NOT A WOMANISER

Noted. That's another secret.
Na woman dey kill some of us oo. Abi na lie?

According to Forbes, Aliko Dangote is one of the richest man in the world, infact, the world's richest black man.

He has a multi-billion dollar company(DANGOTE GROUP), a private yacht and jet, a 'paradise-on-earth' house and other luxuries.
But have you ever wondered how he achieved all these?
Many will say he's in politics, yet others will conclude that he's an illuminati (aww!! No offense pls).
But the fact remains that he's none of the above.
Truth be told, he came from a wealthy family. Case settled.
However, he's not the only one from a wealthy family (ofcourse some of us are) but how did he became wealthy beyond what words can say? What's the secret?
Without wasting time, below are the secrets behind his wealth:

#1 He invested WISELY.

#2 He's a RISK TAKER.

#3 He has a good BUSINESS PLAN.

#4 He has IN-DEPT KNOWLEDGE of his business.

#5 He DIVERSIFIED his income.

Additionally, he gave honour to whom honour is due (don't ask me the meaning).

NOW OVER TO YOU. Do you agree with the above secrets? Are there more secrets you would like to add?
I'll love to hear your comments.

......posting with my Nokia c1.....

Thanks for your suggestion. But it didn't solve the problem.
I don't live in Lagos, I live in port harcourt.

Is there any other way?

Helo fellow nairalanders!

Pls help your brother with Hp laptop problem.

My Hp laptop model is compaq nc600 (as said in the topic).
Yesterday after finishing my project, I turned it off (everything was ok).
Today, I decided to review my project; then I turned my laptop on but to my suprise it shows black screen but the power and fan is on.
I'm totally confused and devastated. I need to review my project (in case of any error).

Pls if anyone has a solution or advice, I'll be happy to recieve it.

Help me plz!!!!
Thanks!

Helo fellow Nairalanders!

Plz I looking for where to learn web designing.
I've always wanted to be a web designer.
I live in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.
I'll be very happy to get your assistance.

Cheeers!!

You have a crazy idea and want to share it with others but don't know how to go about it? This is where having a blog plays a vital role. Blogging gives you the platform to exchange ideas or information with people across the web. I know you want to start your own blog but it is good to have the answers to these three questions before blogging. These questions must be answered by you and no one else. The questions are:
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wow!! Wonders shall never end