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Family › Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream Job..... Did U Follow It by mencade5(m): 10:10pm On Jul 02, 2014

Miracy: Buhahahaha...nice storyline...you can do better next time

no be story madam. tongue

Music/Radio › Re: Why Wizkid Is Better Than Davido ( Must Read) by mencade5(m): 10:08pm On Jul 02, 2014

lynpetra: I agree.

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 10:00pm On Jul 02, 2014

IrishKez: Mencade5

my God! See lap see beauty.

God am missing God am missing. Irish abeg if i go work for your house free of charge without pay i accept.

Haaaaaaaaaaa....this girl too fine ooooooo

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:48pm On Jul 02, 2014

Just like dygeasy, i was here.

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:48pm On Jul 02, 2014

Wetin you talk. U dey craze ooooo

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:47pm On Jul 02, 2014

Abeg you fit borrow me your oga make i use? tongue

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:46pm On Jul 02, 2014

My sister. My own oga na machine ooo. Once he climb me, na non stop ooo till like 4 hours time before he stop. Am really blessed.

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:45pm On Jul 02, 2014

Heeeeee....i dey pity our men ooooo. I hope say them go get enough strength to do us jigi jigi. most especially my oga. He sabi that thing well welll.

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:44pm On Jul 02, 2014

Eeeeeyaaa.... Sorry oooo. Me sef my oga been want correct dish this evening but as money no reach na eba i cook for am ooo.

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:42pm On Jul 02, 2014

My sister i tire oooo. My husband give two thousand naira to cook stew for am, when i enter market today na im i shock for wetin i see.

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:41pm On Jul 02, 2014

Me wey want cook correct stew today na im come jam this kind wahala. Na wa ooo

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:40pm On Jul 02, 2014

Me too, na so i see am oooo.

Romance › Re: Nayah by mencade5(m): 9:40pm On Jul 02, 2014

I hear say price of tomatoes don cost for market

Education › Re: Meet The Hottest Guys In Bells University (photos) by mencade5(m): 9:22pm On Jul 02, 2014

Abeg comot all this over pampered kids from my front jare.

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Family › Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream Job..... Did U Follow It by mencade5(m): 9:20pm On Jul 02, 2014

Miracy: I rest my case!!!! **brings out my koboko to flog him**

haaaaaaa.....haaaaaaaaa! My back oooo

*runs into a secluded room with soft mattress while she chases after me*

*immediately she enters the run with me, holding the koboko in her hands. I quickly bolted the door*

na me and you today. She actually wanted it sha. So whatever transpired inside was on her own freeway, therefore it is not rape.

tongue

Family › Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream Job..... Did U Follow It by mencade5(m): 7:29pm On Jul 02, 2014

Miracy: you're big case...get behind me

if you say so. You wish is my command.

*walks quietly, holds her from behind* tongue

Romance › Re: Who / What Are You Thinking Of Right Now ATM & Why ? by mencade5(m): 7:20pm On Jul 02, 2014

kerny: Thinking about this guyI met in church ,kept staring at him he dint even look at my side.he kept paying sincere attention to the pastor after all my effort to make him notice I wz looking at him,so sad knowing hez having a good night sleep nd am here in my pathetic state.

my God in heaven will not allow you to have him. Amen

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NYSC › Re: Benefits Of Being A Platoon Leader by mencade5(m): 7:05pm On Jul 02, 2014

Evergreen123: Platoon leaders don't have slots.
The platoon inspectors even have only one slot each, tho they can link u up to higher officials if they have connections

nysc....the bedrock of nigeria corruption.

Fvck it mehn

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Politics › Re: President, Governors Should Have Minimum Of University Degree - CONFAB by mencade5(m): 6:20pm On Jul 02, 2014

Haaaaa....there is no messiah in this country....a country with nepotic traits inbedded in almost all its citizen is not a safe country anymore.

A country where foreign religion from asian (two of them) has caused more death than we could ever imagine is no longer safe.

A country of man know man without this you will keep remaining in the same position that you are is no longer a safe country.

Even in places of worship, if you are not from some tribes you will be ignored. It is really not a safe country.

Where can we get the messiah to save us? We the nepotic, tribalistic people allow someone from a lowly tribe save them? Can the three popular tribes allow someone among the minorities lead them forward?

Even among the minorities there is a great deal of discrimination.

Oh God why!

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Politics › Re: President, Governors Should Have Minimum Of University Degree - CONFAB by mencade5(m): 6:11pm On Jul 02, 2014

If most jobs in nigeria and some federal government jobs keeps saying minimum of 2:1 then let all political post senator, governors, president be for those with first class.

Nonsense people.

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Politics › Re: Building Collapses In Lagos Police Barracks by mencade5(m): 5:43pm On Jul 02, 2014

When igp keeps eating police funds, and hardly renovates their barracks this is what you get.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Female Accomplice Arrested by mencade5(m): 5:40pm On Jul 02, 2014

Useless woman with smelly pucccciiii. They should roast her to death.

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Sports › Re: Do Barca Need Suarez? by mencade5(m): 5:35pm On Jul 02, 2014

ordinaryman: Barca are already struggling to fit Neymar
and Messi into the same team...Neymars
world cup performance so far has proved
he can be very deadly when he is the pivot
of a team, which is not so for him at
Barca...
Suarez is also the pivot of the Liverpool
team. He enjoys a free role behind/beside
Sturridge...
At Barca, Messi enjoys the freedom to roam
and he is mostly exempted from defensive
duties so as to enhance his offensive
play...that freedom can only be granted to
one player in a team...giving it to two
players will remove/destroy the balance of
the team...
Liverpool will no doubt insist on Barca
meeting the buy-out clause which is in the
region of £60 - £80 million...with that kind
of transfer fee hovering over his head,
Barca cannot afford for Suarez to play
second fiddle to anybody in the team...that
means Luis Enrique will have to find a way
to fit Neymar, Suarez and Messi into the
same team...that may prove to be more of a
disaster than a blessing to the catalan
side...
So my question is, Do Barca need Suarez?

enemy of progress, yes we need him. Full stop

Sports › Re: Keshi Says He Cannot Work With Some NFF Members by mencade5(m): 5:26pm On Jul 02, 2014

I fit smoke here?

Events › Re: Anambra Hosts Gulder Ultimate Search XI- 2014 by mencade5(m): 4:41pm On Jul 02, 2014

I just heard the price of fresh tomatoes has increased in the market. tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Divorced Cases That Shook Nollywood (Photos) by mencade5(m): 3:16pm On Jul 02, 2014

Nollywood...

Industry of prostituttes, adulterers, and wife beaters.

And our ladies are copying them, oncludong hollywood.

Nansance!

Culture › Re: Africa: Is It Time To Put An End To Traditional Wedding Rites? by mencade5(m): 2:35pm On Jul 02, 2014

Anugod: I'm Igala, from Kogi. Funny u, u wan come my tribe cos of bride price. Na only bride price dem dey spend to marry? If u can spend to make ur wedding classic, wetin come b bride price?

no be so na, but na the way them take value money too much dey fear me.

Male i pm you?

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Sports › Re: France Vs Germany - World Cup Q.final (0 - 1) On 4th July 2014 by mencade5(m): 2:05pm On Jul 02, 2014

,abeg i fit smoke for here?

Family › Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream Job..... Did U Follow It by mencade5(m): 1:56pm On Jul 02, 2014

Miracy: You're tormenting me

tormenting you is all i crave for, tormenting you with my undieing love that encapsulates pureness.

Family › Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream Job..... Did U Follow It by mencade5(m): 1:06pm On Jul 02, 2014

Miracy: Big lie

But you manipulate

obayaya is jealous of me.

Have i ever lie to you before?

Family › Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream Job..... Did U Follow It by mencade5(m): 12:53pm On Jul 02, 2014

Miracy: impersonation!!

we dont impersonate in our village. cool

Family › Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream Job..... Did U Follow It by mencade5(m): 12:52pm On Jul 02, 2014

Miracy: Awwww...you're kidding shey?

am sewious darling

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