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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau: I'm Not Allowed To Get Married As An Hausa Actress by mencade5(m): 11:30pm On Oct 16, 2016
Well said bro
Averted:
and their uncircumcised prick grin

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau: I'm Not Allowed To Get Married As An Hausa Actress by mencade5(m): 11:29pm On Oct 16, 2016
bi0nics:


Seriously. . What tha bleep is "Yoruba Muslim" undecided
the afonjas that worship allah

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau: I'm Not Allowed To Get Married As An Hausa Actress by mencade5(m): 11:27pm On Oct 16, 2016
And ali nuhu her mentor and brother is married with wife and children, that means rahama doesnt belong to the other room., northerners sef

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau: I'm Not Allowed To Get Married As An Hausa Actress by mencade5(m): 11:23pm On Oct 16, 2016
Johnrisky33300:
grin
last warning....or i will ban you

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau: I'm Not Allowed To Get Married As An Hausa Actress by mencade5(m): 11:22pm On Oct 16, 2016
Yoruba muslims shebi una dey see the islam wey una dey follow

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Politics / Re: Fayose At Thanksgiving Service In Commemoration Of His 2nd Year In Office by mencade5(m): 10:20pm On Oct 16, 2016
The bravest yoruba man ever liveth,

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Sports / Re: Mikel, Iheanacho, Musa Make CAF Player Of The Year Shortlist by mencade5(m): 10:17pm On Oct 16, 2016
Sorry Nigerians this award belongs to the algerian......Mahrez!

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Romance / Re: Help! My Landlady Keeps Inviting Me To The Other Room. by mencade5(m): 8:01pm On Oct 16, 2016
For God's sake am not her husband
Politics / Re: Is This Nigeria's Problem? Prof. Kperogi Shares Rare Photo Of Buhari In Germany by mencade5(m): 6:07pm On Oct 16, 2016
Buhari wey get ear problem to listen to nigerians na him wan hear wetin president michelle of west germany wan talk?

*enters the other room*

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Politics / Re: Thanksgiving Service Organised For The Released Chibok Girls by mencade5(m): 4:12pm On Oct 16, 2016
I came here to say that 'buhari is the most useless president in the whole world'.

*runs before Dss locate me*

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Romance / Help! My Landlady Keeps Inviting Me To The Other Room. by mencade5(m): 4:09pm On Oct 16, 2016
She comes every weekend, inspecting the 4 2 bedrooms flats of her tenants but mine is always the last. There is a bq behind my flat. Each time she comes she keeps telling me to follow her into that room for a brief discussion. I told her lets discuss outside but she always refuse and wants us to discuss inside the other room. What is she up to?


Discuss

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo And Her Son At Vegas Poolside Birthday Party [PICS] by mencade5(m): 3:36pm On Oct 16, 2016
Me na pant i say make i come see...... And i don see am

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Celebrities / Re: Romangoddess Pictured With Cossy Orjiakor At Her Birthday by mencade5(m): 10:15am On Oct 16, 2016
SpitsOnYoruba:
Women and small brains are roommates
What do they bring to the table except their Stinky breast ??


They belong in the kitchen
and the pther room.....hahahaha

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Celebrities / Re: Daniel Ademinokan Worried About 'Spiritual Cat' Sent To Attack Him [PICS] by mencade5(m): 10:07am On Oct 16, 2016
And u are still committing adultery with damasus. Corn-tea-new ooooo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by mencade5(m): 9:46am On Oct 16, 2016
Ogbeche77:
Captain Aguero na bad market this week oo -1 point.. Chai angry
na fear of barca cause am

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by mencade5(m): 6:25pm On Oct 15, 2016
Boring:
Theo in me team baby cool kiss

Walcott VC praying Kun no play

This game is very easy

ma nigga u are doing fine, i captained costa! Currently dealing with naija ninja in the fa cup deux, about to destroy his unbeaten record. Hahaha 4 players remaining for me tomorrow and monday.

This game is very easy mehn! Nihilist u didnt say our motto thats why u didnt do well, boring tell him abeg
Agriculture / Re: A Bad Day With Fulani Herdsmen(Pics) by mencade5(m): 10:36pm On Oct 14, 2016
Davep make una report to fayose........na him go handle this thing well for una with enough profit. Na ekiti na.....trust ur governor

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by mencade5(m): 12:54pm On Oct 14, 2016
Its another fpl week. As usual V.aginal Squeezer is doing well with 18 points, 6 wins and a loss.
Its time to stop uzumaki ninja unbeaten run in the fa cup deux. Mukina2 be very scared. I no come look uche face this season.


Boring how fa?


Liability i sight you.


This game is so easy mehn!
This game is so easy mehn!
This game is so very very easy mehn!

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Pets / Re: Meet Robby My DDR German Shepherd by mencade5(m): 2:36pm On Sep 28, 2016
Make una no fear....na seun be moderator today. This one wey dog topic full everywhere
Pets / Re: Pics From Ongoing Rott Weiler Mating. by mencade5(m): 2:33pm On Sep 28, 2016
miremoses:
Will post second mating pics after tomorrow's exercises.
seun come and see where dog dey fvck ooooo....




Ooops......i forgot he is d patron of dog owners in nairaland.


Op u too wicked. If them chain u before u wan fvck u go enjoy am?

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Romance / Re: Man Gives Wife SUV At Their Traditional Wedding (Pics) by mencade5(m): 1:28pm On Sep 28, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
Real men gets cars as a gift for their wives or g.f.. undecided
and real women open their toto for their without expecting cash

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Politics / Re: Saraki, Ekweremadu’s Trial Adjourned by mencade5(m): 1:24pm On Sep 28, 2016
Afonjas should leave saraki alone please
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Blames Recession On Jonathan (dailytrust) by mencade5(m): 6:49am On Sep 28, 2016
Afponjas carry ur cross of betrayal. U voted ur dullarrrd. Enjoy ur changew afonja and stop apportioning blames.


Useless monkey called obasanjo

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Four Soldiers In Borno State by mencade5(m): 4:30pm On Sep 27, 2016
Boko haram worships Allah

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Crime / Re: Thieves Who Stole Motorcycle In Church In Anambra Beaten By Mob (Photos) by mencade5(m): 4:16pm On Sep 27, 2016
Op wat is wrong with u? Y r u showing his deeek? U people always hide ladies' va..ginal in news but u r clearly showing a man's preee..eek

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by mencade5(m): 11:18am On Sep 27, 2016
bow down to the....

bow down to the king




manager of the week with a whooping sum of [size=20pt]109 points this game week[/size]



[size=15pt]this game is so easy mehn[/size] grin

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Crime / Re: Woman Brutalizes Maid In Lagos, Cuts Her With Hand Saw (photo) by mencade5(m): 7:33pm On Sep 26, 2016
Its either she is yor-rubber or biaraud
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shows Off His Blonde Hairstyle As He Stylishly Steps Out In Toronto by mencade5(m): 7:12pm On Sep 26, 2016
Yeah
Danfuster:

@mencade5 : are you happy now
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shows Off His Blonde Hairstyle As He Stylishly Steps Out In Toronto by mencade5(m): 4:50pm On Sep 26, 2016
E pain am
Zceesneh:
white monkey

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shows Off His Blonde Hairstyle As He Stylishly Steps Out In Toronto by mencade5(m): 4:44pm On Sep 26, 2016
Black monkey

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Politics / Re: "Nigerians Will Celebrate Buhari Next Year" - Dr. Peter Kwembe by mencade5(m): 4:42pm On Sep 26, 2016
nextprince:

What's the qualification of ur English teacher? Just asking grin grin
nepa certificate.......happy recession

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