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rigarmortis: i learnt from other ppls mistakes bro...and I almost fell victim too...

have you ever been with a gril in the room after you have finished "the bizness" her real man bf calls her and she starts the bedroom voice I will call you back later shiiiiii, that taught me a lot sire.

also females in general detests guys they can predict, guys who act all proper and good, and who can surprise them with fun.

the uncertainty also keeps them on the edge and makes them act proper all the time, don't ever commit totally, let your presence be fun, but let that be all you offer, no permanent strings in the foreseeable future....unless.....keep it dangling...

like I said I almost fell, may way of life is what I have painted above, but there was this girl who I fell for, I committed to her.....in the beginning she was more commited too, infact she loved 90% and me ten percent, I saw the future in her so I dropped every and commited, called, gave a my company, time and body exclusively, it was soooo fun for a time, then she started acting up.

I guess I was too nice, breaking my own rules, I was in my finals in school then, subtle things that a born mugu wont notice, but I did, she started taking me for granted and all that, she just assumed that she had me hook which she did at the time, that whatever she did I wil still be there...well I was no born mugu...I went back to my own style...

and guess what!......she started loving up again, calling, texting, asking me whats wrong all the time, I just smile and laugh and say nothing, then just arrange a surprise outing, she thinks we gonna be together, I just form an urgent call and kiss her goodbye....

gradual the outing turned to no outing no time no calls, she started planning surprises and gifts and two birthdys a month for me, flooded me with attention and gifts even when I acted bored all the time with her, cut most of her calls, but when I pick I gist and laugh like nothing is going on.......it was too late then.......

now its almost 4 years later and she is still trying to win me back, I work in Abuja now while she is in warri but she comes to Abuja, gets a hotel and calls me, I just say am busy...

then, whatsapp, and facebook...

my guy...forget.......

don't get suckered onto this mess

o boy see testimony oooo. Chaiiii...this is the exact thing most of them girls like in a guy.
I like to see things like this ooo. Well done my brother.

IrishKez:
OMG! OMG!!
I made frontage
Was just a sincere and harmless revelation.
Dont know am gonna be read this much
Thanks all that contributed.
Those that asked sincere and useful question, I'll try my best to respond but bear with me if I couldn't respond to all.


Thanks!

you have to thank people like us that made it possible. I even change my appearance to a girl.

*oya come kiss me*

this is caused by corruption and godfatherism right from the 1980s. You gave the military jobs and other federal government jobs because of man known syndrome. Now, these ones cant combant terrorism and tackle simple issues on boundary and nation wide expertise due to god fatherism and nepotism.

Nigeria now we are reaping the fruits of our labour.

this is caused by corruption and godfatherism right from the 1980s. You gave the military jobs and other federal government jobs because of man known syndrome. Now, these ones cant combant terrorism and tackle simple issues on boundary and nation wide expertise due to god fatherism and nepotism.

Nigeria now we are reaping the fruits of our labour.

this is caused by corruption and godfatherism right from the 1980s. You gave the military jobs and other federal government jobs because of man known syndrome. Now, these ones cant combant terrorism and tackle simple issues on boundary and nation wide expertise due to god fatherism and nepotism.

Nigeria now we are reaping the fruits of our labour.

rigarmortis: na so bro, no more mr nice guy

my brother, do you what mr nice guy has caused me?
*wipes tears*

but what made you to change from that nice guy? Why?

Naetochukwu: Don't tell me you don't have muscles too

if your toto na gold, then you deserve the man.

.

TRADELYN:

Well, the ministry is moving...

permanent site things.

the guy na crocodile?...na wa ooo

TRADELYN:

KIV...

tradelyn...hahaha...na so na. Make i go rest small. Am glad to have more partners, no more to wayo girls.

rigarmortis: 1. The real man pill
Some naija girls try to market and sell the “real man” to some poor unsuspecting dude, any dude that swallows this pill will immediately start acting like some robot, the “real man” is not supposed to do this and that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl you are dating.
Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life, suckered into the myth that all men are supposed to behave in some way, which is infact a bid to control you, you should be pitied more than juddas Iscariot.
The irony is that most of this girls have dated wimps in the past, broke up with them because he behaves like a puppet, meet you, fvkcs you to spite him and then tries AGAIN to turn you into the former BF by selling the pill to you.
Poor souls.
RED FLAG.....watch out for words like.....”your mates out there”....”real men are......” or trying to make you watch some romance movie or telemundo, then she ill hold up the characteristics of the main guy who is soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life and has had 40 divorces....watch at your own peril, if premership season is off, watch NBA, if its off season, plug your playstation, if none is available, give her the remote and take a nap.

2. The “need to be taken care of” mentality
You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff like...i need a guy who can take care of me....well, nothing is wrong with that, but they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll whenever i hear that shiii and should be surprised when they are treated as such, what happened to striving to get yours, the days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its equal rights now...of cos there wil be occasions now and then when, but don’t act like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name.

3. Potential boyfriend profiling
Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes darting around, all over you, searching for a clue.
Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then what happened to meeting a person first and knowing him then seeing if you like him or not.
When i meet such girls, i can sight them a mile away, but usually when i am drunk enough or just unfortunate to cross their path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel like just cutting it short and walking away, but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse about how my phone battery is flat, collect their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest dustbin, .
4. Some things are not sexually transmitted
Success, wealth, smartness.....what do they have in common.....they are not sexually transmitted, so next time you are in a car and feel like the world is your, when you get kicked out you will end up with nada, so get yours, the fact that you are fvkcing each other doesn’t mean shiiii.

5. The victim mentality
Guy meets girl, they start fxking, guy spends heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy, girl leaves guy........guy is hurt bad, everybody tells him he is a man, to move on.
Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with phatter ar53, guy dumps girl, girl screams blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in the eye of the public, that is so nija girl, its unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup, hook another one, thats the spirit.

6. Extreme neediness
No need to explain, naija girls seem to need one thing or the other, some see it as a way of testing your love.

Quite insane

7. Shallow mind and ignorance.
She knows BB10, iphine, mercy Johnson, kim, k, ,,...thats the end, go deeper and you jam a brick wall, without a helmet you might get migraine for life, some of these girls are dumb as a doornail,, keep it up, keep steve jobs family rich and complain whne you are 50 and single.

i now have partners in the game. Now i can peacefully go for a holiday in Puerto Rico.

My brother am solidly behind u jare

I have been inspired by many of the useful contributions in the section. Please am here to solicit for advise, opinions, steps to take on a very disturbing issue. I have a friend of mine, just hinted me on a very big issue about his health last week. This friend of mine resides in one of the south western states.

He has issue with INTERNAL BLEEDING.
He said he had it when he he fell at the age of 16, since then he always experience constantcoughing, sometimes coughing out blood. Hetold me he had gone for check ups, he it has been confirm.

Now 21 years, he is still having this issue. He said he stays with his uncle. But they care less about him. Please house if there is a wrong assertion here, please feel free to correct me.

He made a confirmation about the treatment in overseas, california to be precise there he has been briefed about the treatment there.

He said to me that he feared the way nigerian doctors operate here in this country. That they could endanger his life, with the way they did to some people's case he had heard.

Brothers and sisters, professionals in the house.

According to him, such treatment there demands up to $4,000. Aside travel expenses. I had to bring this issue here because this is the only place one can possibly meet families, friends, brothers and sisters.

Please is there maybe an international body that one can be link to that take responsibility, sponsor, or fund treatment of this nature?

If not, what are the possible channels one can go through to either solicit for funds, donations, financial assistant on this issue?

If such treatment could be easily and successfully be done in Nigeria, which Of the hospitals?

Please dont just read and read, your contribution and advise matters here.

Please save a soul.

For confirmation this is my email:

mencade5@gmail.com

Thank you in anticipation.

From Mencade5

Omexonomy: May God help us. Why not bribe the mods to put it on frontpage

my brother, how od i bribe them? What step should i take to make them take it there? I dont even know their criteria for front page ooo.

TRADELYN: Booked!


#I'll be back,ok?

okay sir

this is my first topic on this great section. I really appreciate the great people of this section. I have been inspired by many of the useful contributions in the section.

Please am here to solicit for advise, opinions, steps to take or a very disturbing issue.

I have a friend of mine, just hinted me on a very big issue about his health last week. This friend of mine resides in one of the south western states.

He has issue with INTERNAL BLEEDING.
He said he had it when he he fell at the age of 16, since then he always experience constant coughing, sometimes coughing out blood. He told me he had gone for check ups, he it has been confirm.

Now 21 years, he is still having this issue. He said he stays with his uncle. But they care less about him.

Please house if there is a wrong assertion here, please feel free to correct me.

He made a confirmation about the treatment in overseas, california to be precise there he has been briefed about the treatment there. He said to me that he feared the way nigerian doctors operate here in this country. That they could endanger his life, with the way they did to some people's case he had heard.
Brothers and sisters, professionals in the house. According to him, such treatment there demands up to $4,000. Aside travel expenses.

I had to bring this issue here because this is the only place one can possibly meet families, friends, brothers and sisters.

Please is there maybe an international bodies that one can be link to that take responsibility, sponsor, or fund treatment of this nature?

If not, what are the possible channels one can go through to either solicit for funds, donations, financial assistant on this issue?

If such treatment could be easily and successfully be done in Nigeria, which Of the hospitals?


Please dont just read and read, your contribution and advise matters here.
Please save a soul.
For confirmation this is my email:

mencade5@gmail.com


Thank you in anticipation.

From

Mencade5

herald9: lolz...shea am followin ur foot steps

no be me ooo

LaurelP: Taste wetin?
I just dey exercise mymouthfingers

hahaha...laurelP. Make your fingers no break ooo. But keep trying, among the forming ladies, you may meet a sincere one.

Jamean: lol..you be yeye o!

hehehe...wetin i do na?

TRADELYN: 'LoL...'

#That's what she did when I asked her#

hahaha...she still loves you

TRADELYN: OK!

Great and I wish you same!

hahahaha,,,okay ooo. Hw ur madam na?

TRADELYN: Guy, you too funny dieeeE

Pray over what naa...forgiveness/protection/pleasure?

Hmmm...may GoD have mercy on US!

Well, how ur side naaa

tradelyn my brother, na joke i dey joke ooo. My area dey fine ooo. Hw is ur day going for you?

MissMalia: ok den...No p

sent...check ur email

MissMalia: I hia u...u knw I wuld rily lyk 2 discuss sumtnz wiv u,simz u av sumtn upstairs aside ur jokes.Aw cn we discuss outside Nairaland...#Notn attachd abeg.

yea...i know you jave a boyfriend. Certainly mothing attach. If you pm is working is working i will send u my details. Whatsapp, facebook, etc

MissMalia: Equavalent 2 9yt Vigil...only dt,we didn't pray.Jez talking.#winkz

me and my girlfriend always pray before we have 5ex. Prayer is the key. U guys needs to pray more.

LaurelP: Wat r u doin wit all dat beauty?

all these online babes no dey tire you? Hahaha...d end result is that u wont have the chance to taste her.

herald9: ur picz got 16 likes....u must b pretty

online babes no dey tire una? Hahaha....

cutiepie01: ur signature is so funny.seems u've bn a victim of all d things u mentioned there.Lol

hahaha...my sister make you no mind me ooo. nah...just a victim of 2 of those things. I hope u are not here to make it number 3.

lynpetra: my friends who are with me on whatsapp,i was robbed off my phones,so i wont be online until two weeks time when i can arrange something.

hahahahahahahahaha.....eeeeeyaaa

MissMalia: 1st,lemme ansa ur questn.I no craze.2.don't u tink 9pm is too late,wen she no cum watch world cup 4 ur place abi na premeir league she cum watch.3.I did ooo.Even tho I slept 4 jez 3hrs...

3 hours? Na nite vigil u and ur boyfriend do?

MissMalia: I no vex.U stil b our pikin ...olp u slept well sha abi d babe slip dia?

u dey craze ni? U no know say i fit born you? Well, as a child of God i dont allow another man's daugther to sleep overnite in my place. Highest 9 pm make she go her papa house. I slept well ooo. I hope you too had a splendid nite.