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Oyinprince:
Sorry bro, I think I'm lost here, I've not been following.

... You can read it from the start bro.

NAwa! This thread don dull oh. Somebody invite hu go help us na.

Davidhero:
Aye, your money has been sent Sire..

...Do enjoy the show.

Pls op, let the day this competition begins not conflit with that of the STARZ COMPETITION.

Davidhero:
Oshey,

Anyone will do jare..

... *hands him some guru guru and groundnut* ur money is 1k sir. 8-)

queenitee:
God

...den let God lead us, to our promised LAND.

Just you n me.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

queenitee:
Yea, thanks

... So whats the way?

queenitee:
Yea, thanks

... So whats the way?

queenitee:
No, it's mine

...Enough about the money.

You know you look beautiful huh?

Davidhero:
Gen. Bush,

Thanks for the mention.



Following, I get assurance sey this torri ko make sense well.

*Grabs a seat, abeg any pop-corn retailer for this thread

...welcome to (((((MFF))))))Meneski Fast Food.... meneski @ ur service. We have american,italian, and jamaican pop-corn.




And Nigerian guru-guru, pls make ur choice.

Apollux were you dey na

Bibi294:
When are we ladies starting up

jus afta this scene.

queenitee:
Rara o, 1h ni

...how abt the money u r holdind in ya pix, i will like dat..

BiafraBushBoy:
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BiafraBushBoy:
Let me welcome special guests of Honor

Brb!!


Sashx. seanmozilla.. kiziitokennel.. tuktudicko.. kaycee625.. RABIUR... Sniffydon.. kingkaspa... jumizie. Omobs iliquidator spdazzy Ayemilito Dare2try unlimitedifex Fantisha Davidhero Drabeey meneski

...:Dthe slave master is here.

queenitee:
1h nko?

...150 go do.

Fmartin:
u welcm.. bt i hv just created a thread there @mydesire

...but y dem de tell me am nt authorize to do dis n dat.

Fmartin:
hv u registered?

...latest baser

queenitee:
Kilode? I no get o

...kkk i go manage 2h

Fmartin:
just lyk nairaland, u cn creat threads.. u ar welcm

... I don try but dem no gree open anytin...am fed up...by the way na me Adjective for dia.

queenitee:
Lol, no vex

...kkk i no vex again. Abeg u get 5h make you borrow me

BiafraBushBoy:
Oyinprince can help

...Oyinprince pls come oh-) come help us out.

BiafraBushBoy:
serious one. I don't fancy such stories...

So I can't even write anything..

...kkkk thanks for the being part of the "Write Along" but can you help me get a writer to finish this scene, so our softcore writers can cum in. If not i dnt knw wat to do.;(

queenitee:
Ayaff kuku seen it. Abi you and I should submit our application letters, lol.
Where are these writers nah
Evajael, Kimkardashain, Kimberly west, SurestG, Rachealfst, Bibi294 Candy, PamelB TheBlesssedMan, Fiyah, Safarigirl, Tiffanyj, chumzypinky, Oyinprince, Romantic novels Fantasyisland , flakkydagirl, christar01 and lots of others

...diaris God oh... Cant we jus do dis THING on a lowkey...see battalion way you dey hala...#teammeneski4themoney

BiafraBushBoy:
I just read the Apolloux guy's lines....
I swear, me no sabi all those kinda write up oo...
What are we gonna do now?
I am just good at Non-Fiction oo...

... Wow tight corner huh?

BiafraBushBoy:
Really....
I will update... make I charge laptop

...k bro pls do.



Just were you like it... The guns are all booming.

mr bush,Biafrabushboy its your turn bro.

Fmartin:
that wil b cool..

...hw does dat forum works?... Pason no fit write dia abi wetin? I mean the BASE forum

LarrySun:
LarrySun #StarCompetition

...


In the shrine of baba Ehakan.
Meneski: baby i nid some jazz dat will make me win dis Stars competition, i also want you to make the op disqaulify larrysun...pls baba i need dat cash.


*baba begins incantations.
Brings out calabash. Shake's head.Looks into it. Shake's head again. The proud expression on his face is now replace with a .... *


meneski: baba you can do it ba?


Baba:my son wat you want is impossibility... Ehmm! But dia is another way.


Meneski: wich way baba?


Baba: you will bring 1 crate of star beer,a pot,1 white matured broiler,#20 maggi,#50 onions and pepper,dont 4get 1 big tuber of yam an oil also plus... Ok i will help u with salt. We are going to use all this items to appease the gods


* meneski stood up, cleans his buttocks , looks at baba an hiss *



meneski:;(how much i wan win? Way go make me bring all dis items:@. Baba you are a thief but u forgot to tell me to bring fire wood,plates n spoons mtcheeeew. Larrysun go ahead and win i cant stop you. These hungry baba wan ruin my career*looks at baba* 419



Baba:das how we roll.

4000 views peeps...but were are the comments?

Biafrabushboy

Danjuma827:
danjuma827 #starscompetition

... Hi danjuma r u from jos?

souloho19:
bro i think the next writer has to take over at this point: my fone is bad, a write off at the moment and i may not come online for a while; using a friends fone ryt now nd the buttons are driving me crazy...id definitely be guesting in once in a while to catch up;::sorry for dulling the thread bro

...wow...eyah...sowi oh...but remember meneski is ya numba 1 fan.