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by seven pm...every one gets his or her number......according to his or her acceptance to the invitation.

Bibi294:
Yea...

........ Gud and welcome to write along

Bibi294:
Bushboy...wetin I do u?

I think you guys have gotten the five writers needed already

no no no.....25 writers are what we need....20 were mentioned.......5 comes from any were....so are you in?

i pray our main man survive all these

BiafraBushBoy:
lol... I am in.
They wana share some cash?
Bibi294

ego adiro

TheBlessedMAN:
wait make ah check my guts to know if am ready and up for this task.......

pls do, ur likes are really needed here...i see you doing justice to a very crucial *** scene here. [

two heavyweight writers are in right now.....Apollux and pamelb thanks for honouring my invitation.... Biafrabushboy are you in?

kayemjay

ironkurtain:
I've been very busy lately, that's why i haven't being able to start a new story. But no worries cos i'm working on a plot.

bro i nid your help.....i want you to be the one to initiate a topic for me....hope you saw my mention?

please are you guys present?

THEBLESSEDMAN,CHUMZYPINKY,APOLLUX,GHOSTWRITTER,PAMELB,ONYIPRINCE,IRONKURTAIN,EVAJAEL,SNOW84,KIMKARDASHIAN,SURESTG,TIFFANYJ,CHIPAPPI,BIAFRABUSHBOY,AFRATALES,SMARTESTPOPQUEEN,PHOENIXTHEFIRST,HADAPSON,MAZIOMENUKO,REPOGIRL,LARRYSUN....

every writer it gets to, has the maximun time of two days each to update....if after two days no update, the next writer begins his or hers

Only the "initiator" is entitle to three chapters, please lets make this fiction a great bluckbuster..... I have got 20 writers i need more 5...so the first 5 to indicate there intrest....will be included...all mentioned writers..should answer present if you are interested

This is a great call unto you, great writers of nairaland and beyond..... This is where we show the world the stuff we are made of....dis is were raw and refined talents meet............its almost like a game which i call "write alonge".........the rules are simple. Pls if you hear your name, know dat you are part of this great set up..... And please if you did'nt hear yours, your comments and critisizms are welcome... First every writer i mention has two chapters to write, in continuetion of what the writer before him or her has written.

"oboy wetin coach talk?" He ask. "Coach say make ur leg no reach that field again" i lied "but why na? Wetin i do?" "you dey ask me? Call coach na, abi you no get him number?" i said trying to sound serius "yes you are right, i go call am ask am why" bringing out his phone "idiot na lie oh, mumu see as you wan cry...abi in get who beat you?" as i made the last statement, i stood up an ran away " idiot see your leg, na me you wan carry joke?" he shouted towards my direction"we go see who go de give you those killer pass" on hearing dat i stop running, looked back at him. He was right, so so right, i knew as a striker, i will always need my medfielders "oya in don do" i said walking back"dont wori, you go chop from my ticket you hear?" i added "ticket way enter abi di wan way cut?" "see this one" i said showig him one of the ticket"remaining just one game tommorow make in enter 50k....abi you wan try?" i asked almost shouting as we huged each other "guy we go buy new boot oh, nike brand chai oboy you don hammar small.....but guy wetin coach tell you?" "him say make we come training early tommorow " i answered smiling and looking away. Just then i felt a hard slap at the back of my head"idiot, so you bin wan give me heart attack?" to be continued...

JEREMYBENTHAM:
How does insulting me make you feel? Are you more of his fan than i am? If you see me in person i bet you, you won't even breathe. You're forgiven. How does insulting me make you feel? Are you more of his fan than i am? If you see me in person i bet you, you won't even breathe. You're forgiven.

the chuby guy i gues...jc boyz...lol

Nancywealth:
I am suspecting kelvin to be dante

or dante's informant....a kinda late i am right?

TheBlessedMAN:
no go räpe o welcm bro!

can u please compile de names of as many superb writers on nairaland? The consistent ones pls.

to my suprise henry didn't react to that comment, it seems like he was really afraid of fbi. Well i have my own headaches to cure as it seems like we have lost the match right before playing it. Emeka and i got home,had our bath,i was the first to come out of my room, i sat down on the varranda going through three of my tickets(bet9ja) "mtcheeeeew see this useless club, common people way dey bottom table una no fit win" i threw one of it away, just then emaka ermerged from his room"oboy you and who dey quarell nau?" he asked, but on seeing the squeezed ticket on the ground and the two i was holding including my phone, he burst into a very loud laughter, that got me looking at him for the first time"guy why you de laugh that kind yeye laugh?" i asked him feeling a little bitter cos i knew the reason behind his laughter "oboy ur ticket don cut. So na him make you the talk like say you and person dey beef" he said inbtw his annoying laughter "ehen na him make you dey laugh like person way dem de chuck hand for yans h? Mumu no worri i pray make dis remaing two enter, if i give you shishi no call me my name again ewu" i said pointin my my index finger to the sky "see your big head, person no fit play with ......" just then my phone rang i looked to kwow the caller, it was coach so i picked it " hello coach, gudevening sir.....fine sir.....okay sir.....i will tell him sir...ok buy sir" i hung up

sorry for the little delay.....updates loading........

your discribtion of this "scally sleepers" is out of this world.....did he jus say they "see men as cattle".....baron don enter one chance oh.....bro keep it up.....i de follow you bumber bumber.

oboy oya na

ahead ahead...noting do u bro

i must say, you are realy awsome....nice work.....u sure aint an amature as u claim....u wana see an "amaturistic" write up? Go read my path my joy my goal......den you knw you r way above some of us....youknowimean?

oya more more

oga seun wia you dey.....i no see my last update oh....seun seun seun....come help me find am

cant see my last update...were in enter?

we left the pitch and were on our way home when i heard my name "daniel.....daniel wait for me nau"it was Emeka , he shouted as he ran towards me with his boot in his armpit, emeka plays in the midfield, but at times coach plays him in the flanks, as he was good with his two feets and can run. On getting to were i was standing he began"oboy this tournament go hot oh " i smiled and he continued"you they laugh abi, you no know those FBI big big defender?" he asked. Well he was right because as a stricker i certinly will meet those defenders,but i just want to bliv the coach and stay focused, i looked at him as we walked home and smiled again,was about telling him somtin when i felt someone push me a bit to pass through from behind, who else other than henry "henry wetin happen you wan wound me??" i ask him. He just kept walking in front of us without saying a word then emeka chipped in"fbi don dey make some people kolo oh" we both laughed out loud. Henry and i were almost like rivals like messi and ronaldo, i was the first choice striker,, henry was second and dislikes playing assistant striker at both match and training, the coach liked me because of my hight advantage, i was taller than henry. Emeka began"i pray make coach use fourfourtwo so that henry go play 8" he said this to henry's hearing.

Toyin223:
Nice One

thanks

"the tournament consist of 8 clubs namely, Apola fc, fc paz,eleke utd,dike fc,the strong,andy boyz,kpask fc,and fbi" on hearing fbi and eleke fc i knew the money was for them, no need trying, so i thougt, then coach said another strange thing that nearly burst my heart "we will be welcoming fbi here" now that was the last thing i never want to here, "chai we don die" that was emeka's voice. Ther was murmuring in the gathering, the coach had to calm us down, "wait you all are trying to say we cant demolish fbi or what? " looking into our eyes as if there was an answer to his question in it. He resumed"fbi cant do more than dead rats, we are way above them, just bliv in ur selves bliv in the team and blive in God to see us through" now that did some magic on the players "besides we have got 1st and 2nd legs to play in these match, so we cant afford to lose focus. Now to the timetable again. Dike fc - fbi. Akpola - the strong, fc paz -- andy boyz . Eleke fc --cycle fc two legged match, winners procced to the semi final" that was my coach for you,the best that is what he is.can sweetalk you into any thing,but he is a real moral burster.

mr Jehovah over do is back in town from Abuja, being one of the richest man in ossissa made the news of his arrival spread like wild fire, It was rumured that he was going to spend christmas this year in his village. But that wasnt what drew my attention about his coming. We were having our normal drills and other training when our coach brought out a form, show it to us, he called on me to give the form to the players so they could have a better view of the form. As the form moved from one hand to the other, he began"as you can see that is the form for the Jehovah over do tournament to begin two weeks from now. Our brother is trying to give back to the community he came from, by setting this tournament for we his brothers..first prize money is 300 thousand naira, second takes 200,third goes with 100 thousand and a brand new jersey each. Any question before i continue?" James stood up, james was our captain, a backman to the core he can defend for Africa"coach how about 4th position any thing for them? "no" that was the coach's reply "any more question? He didnt wait for any as he continued "the timetable is here with me, i will read out the matches to you "

please, this is my first work on NL. Am a novice, take it easy on me, point out mistake and i correct. Seat back and have fun,