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As if I ask the oyibo man to send me 10 dollars, he would...

Onye Uwa Mmebi..

khalhokage:
1. Na Super wife material
2. You don use your own mouth answer am, but you forget the chain.

Abeg lucialovely, I know this young man would have told you lies why he deserves you, take a look at him again that guy bu Onye Uwa Mmebi.

I will bring you coffe on ur bed, prepare you pounded yam nd Utara soup when u yawn nd tell u bed time stories when u feeling sleepy..

I am a very lomantic man, Rev sis Oge will tell you.

Just say YES to me nd I will buy you Banana Iceland..

The guy looks Uwa Mmebish no wonder he believed a stab on the chest is a stab on a palm...

Let them arrest the other two, put them in a cage with broken bottles to fight nd the only survival goes free..

khalhokage:
Guy pack well ọ, biko ị nọ wan talk story. What God has joined together, let no small boy try to put asunder.

So baba to snap pinshure for darkness na him make u big boy eekwa

Baba, that gal is the person god showed me in my dream.
To prove to you that she is the one answer this..

Is she not a wife material
If ur answer is yes, then my god was right but if ur answer is No, keep her all to yaself...

Last queshion; watin god use join una together abeg
Nah handcuff

permsec:
God has been faithful my bro. How our side too and everybody?

Baba, since they say world is coming to an end soon, I just carry my family go village cous anti Christ no go fit reach there since gully erosion don cut off my village from Nigeria..

Lucialovely:
cc. Khalhokage where art thou!!?

Beau, we won't be needing house help now until our 1st baby..

permsec:
Choi! see punchline. Menix take am easy oooo.

Baba I humble sir..

How the jab nd family sir

Lucialovely:
seek that permission from my Future husband

I just did nd I said yes..

Beau, silver or Gold have I none but what I ve I give you.

Bae marry mii..

ticking:
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Like seriously U had to show us ur daddy's s3x toy

Lucialovely:
adopted or not he's a grandfather be happy for him

I am always happy with Jona, I am his unadopted son.

Will u be my adopted wife

Adopted daughter child
U re not yet a grand Father, wait till ur own son has a child..

Uwa Mmebi grand father..

He should be given Bokoharam member VIP service in DSS underground Cell..

Uwa Mmebi Augustine....

Uwa Mmebi swimming pool..


The virus in that pool can power a power plant for 6month......

For you to remain a commissioner nd enjoy the goodies that follow u must win ur constituencies, it's call Uwa Mmebi Strategies...

Wike learn more from Fayose to subdue nd conquer..

Because these Judges nd Lawyers belong to this Uwa Mmebi cult calle Ogbo...(if u complete am, u re Onye Uwa Mmebi)

The Army Chief trying everything possible to cover the truth by arresting those that leaked the news of the slain 105 soldiers...


Uwa Mmebi Army Generals..

The family kept quiet because they believed if INEC announced he won, the news would wake him up..


Uwa Mmebi principle of raising the dead..

^^Extrovert nko...

See how responsible they almost looked, amateur kidnappers..

The CP is possessed with spirit of Uwa Mmebi else why would you go nd demolish someone's family house.


Uwa Mmebi Criminals..

Sike:
In English pls?

If I tell you the english version Lasisi09 would sue me for plagiarism...

But if u take it up and start asking neighbors u will learn nd never forget..

That's what happens when u keep trying to insert ur dikk into her nostrils..


End (complete the rest)

Are u class captain


Onye Uwa Mmebi...

The fact that I collected transport fare but beg for Lifts thru nd fro school...

I saved enough for my Uwa Mmebi foundations..

It is possible if it's an Uwa Mmebi relationship..

I can't believe I read it twice awkwardly, this is pure Uwa Mmebi Illusion...

If u talk say this appearance nah Uwa Mmebi appearance now Lasisi go come talk another say nah End Time appearance...


But one thing I know is Oge Uwa agwusigo..

preciousMI1:
lemme interpret....

End time applicant

End Time interpreter...

Rajjah:
Ozi halaka, ur a nigerian n ur small sense cant fathom money answereth most tins.

With ur over flowing larva brain, how come Jona did not win Buhari..

Indian Ezi...

Nature129:
Onye ara! Lol

Nwanne Onye ara..

This one wey ur moniker nah nature e bu Onye Uwa Mmebi..

Chaii....

Uwa Mmebi applicant..

Hahahahahaha.....

They want to remove him because he is not dancing to their fraudulent wayz..

APC, Uwa Mmebi association..