₦airaland Forum

ronieautos:
@menix this is not your baba.Am a lady and am doing my business so please get a life.

I have just bought a life but doing a business u don't know shows u re a fraudster..

How is that Altima a 2002 madam trailer seller..

OP re u saying Lala is an Arusi Apiriapi

2002 Altima
Baba u can lie oo...

Since we re all aware that there would be a vacant space, I humbly await for the email I will drop my CV...

Thanks for the info..

You re definitely at the right place...

ZKOSOSO:
Hahahahahah! U funny!
Buh nobody go give am AK47s and explosives for paradise naaaa!

Allahu and Mohammad na scam!

He does not need AK47 to commit ova there, once he offloads a tin of baking powder in his month, he is a Hiroshima in paradise..
Ask Japan about Hiroshima...

A nairalander is selling a Puppy that can't kill snake for 120k while such heroic goose can be sold for 800 naira...

Abeg goose sellers in the house can u bring me a dozen goose to banana Iceland for protection..

If a goose can kill a snake, 12 will disarm a Lagos Robber...

Shouting Allah Akbar before killing is a call to Mohammed nd Allah to see he has followed by example peradventure he dies in d process they won't deny him his 77 virgins else he will commit more in paradise..

Jehova Nissi!!!!!

Why have thou forsaken ur children.

Sobs!!!

Oyind17:
Where you hide since?

I go church go offer burnt sacrifice for the sins am about to commit nxt week..

Hahahahahahahaahahahah..

Abeg nah Jacuzzi the Ibadan guy dey so

Oyind17:
Lol, menix I still dey wait for the promise

Baby cool down the money Obama sent me is being delayed because of the state of emergency declared in france.

Just chilax, would get it done soon.

Until buhari formulates his own policies nd start achieving, GEJ is still the president...

Ban weed nd reduce trailer accident iin lagos..

Back Then trailers were driven by our papas who understood their role in the society but today 22yr old boy drives a trailer nd they re the weedster of lagos..

Abeg how do I start pls

Oyind17 am doing this for you, must buy u that Curve 5 I promised you...

Dan Ali kindly shut up..

Show us the certificate nd stop ranting..

If a man is accused of being a woman, what does he do? He shows his preek that makes him a man...


Dan Ali Show us Buhari's WAEC certificate or forever remain mute..

What do u expect when an old haggard man becomes the Change agent..

Buhari nd APC just keep feeding Nigerians with False hope....

Madam don't mind ur detractors joor, u did not steal our money, u re only in safe custody of our money pending when CBN kirikiri approves for disbursement...

Hmm..

I just wish u realize what u re going into.

A man without job nd he is expecting a baby..

Baba I swear if u don't get a job before the baby drops, u will know what it is for a poor man to point at another nd call him poor.

Then u won't even remember u love ur wife.

I pray God sees u through before it's too late.

Chaii...

Hope this ain't another stunt to go unpunished well, she should just return our money Before kicking the bucket..

OP ur level don high oo..

Hunger be make u Black nd white then but your appearance is now in colored..

So don't blame the cashiers just enter church this coming Sunday nd give testimony..

PapaNnamdi:
Nairalanders

My eyes saw my nostrils this morning

On my way to work this early morning, i was trekking to the bus stop hoping to get a bike


Then I saw two teenage girls in front holding hands while walking slowly, one in a school uniform, the other who looked more mature judging from the size of her hips was on jeggings and a tank top,

She catwalked very well and caught my attention,
So I was focused on her movement and I noticed she she was looking behind more often, I felt she wasn't. Comfortable with me behind her cherished asset so I decided to walk past them,
The girl in uniform did not notice my presence behind them, it was just the 3 of us in the street, as I was about walking past them
The girl in uniform jumped on the other girl and kissed her on her lips
She saw me and stopped,
I acted like I saw nothing walked passed them and stopped a bike




I acted like nothing happened

Did I do the right thing?

The only wrong u did was not asking for a "keep-secret kiss"...

Kolade354:
If you moroon don't respect ya mother, try to respect other people's own.
She must have torment you, for her to be so worthless like a old gay to you.

Are u saying ur mum is transgender

No wonder she bought a male Rottweiler...

Shez on a long groove oo..

Kolade354:
You son of a whoore should fvkoff.
You're a dolt.

Quickly rush home, 2 duck is rite now humping yo momma, hope dey don't hump her to death..

bayinq25:
be creative not expanciative but then how can I blame your sorry ass when your reasoning is myopic....infact I keep wondering how your egg was chosen,now I knowwwwwwww.....maybe the simple mathematics is useless father +useless mother=miscreant

Quickly rush home 2 ducks re humping ur momma now, hope dey don't hump her to death..

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Kolade354:
All your post is just senseless.

As ur mother bah??

[quote author=bayinq25 post=39980509][/quote]Hahahahaahahah...

See Another pikin wey baba ijebu send him papa go village..

Why is it that those their parents got broke by playing Baba Ijebu/lotto re fond of suspecting others

Hahahahahahaha....

Nigerians re wicked oo..

SA face with Ghana hands Datz hillarious..

Tura soap ambassador

9niceguy:
Cute baby..... What's that rising beneath that nigga Trouser? That thing long o

I think say nah only me see am oo

Oyind17:
no food for u this night

If nah so, I go branch chemist go buy Volume 5 wey I go drink so that the hungry worms for my belle go fit sleep while am awake without feeling hungry..

bayinq25:
then pay u a visit on logistics about your trip to hell

Make u go school nah Game house u choose instead..

See the trash u just spewed.

Oyind17:
Menix close your eyes


You just deh fight since. No kiss for you

Bae am just entertaining myself.

What u see is just a way I cool the radiators in my head from over heating..

Don't worry about the kiss, I will get it when u re fast asleep..