₦airaland Forum

Sgwash:
can you see he tried to harmonize d words That's d greatest problem in Nigeria - lack of sense of harmony.

Come again..

OP u re still trying to find out if she cooks with her menstrual blood for u ehh kwa

Well maybe truly love is blind cous bat see u get hope..

Well enjoy the relationship till HIV becomes ur Prefix.

Tomorrow they Will tell us one of them missed his promotion nd committed suicide, Infact I release the spirit of suicide to every corrupt cops in Nigeria...

Amaechi: Baba Fash u Neva start work ur hair don White finish..

Fashola: My brother no mind me, I don think tire, I b think say nah that post wey Fayemi collect them wan b give me.

Training Things...

Hope when plugged u monitor it oo, so that u avoid burning down ur landlord's building..

Anyway Congrats..

Johnpaul88:
This is awesome! Fayemi would be particularly disappointed. Maybe he was the one boasting about that Foreign ministry is his birthright. Baba decided to show him pepper!

Nah Fayemi own worst pass, the guy is certainly going to buy Digger nd shovel wey him go dey use find Gold, Myrrh nd other solid minerals..

I discovered Enugu has Black Gold, can someone inform Fayemi..

Ur dog is an extrovert, soon it will make friends with robbers..

Solution:
Ensure you seclude the dog where it would hardly have contact with human nd see it turn to Suarez.

U re hooking up here while ur parents re being owed salary..

Better gerarahia nd start prayers for the state to pay up salaries so that ur school fee won't be an issue..


Aturu..

I Just hate trumpet blowers, allow ur job convince us.

Send 5 corrupt politicians to jail in ur nxt 6month nd we will idolize you.

HephzibahO:
spread the word to relatives who may be qualified to appl

Have som1 he drives only cars can he apply?

Was expecting to see one in Afghanistan...

Andyblaze:
Before they said I was acting like someone 'mad'...now I'm 'madness' itself.
Mad people act like me...I am here to define mad now

Madcow come nd understudy andyblaze, he is the custodian Of Madness..

Andyblaze nwanne Onye ara nah Kirikiri minimum u dey all this while..

Hope u came out a new Leaf Weed...

O boy!!!
Those ratz re not smiling..

Hahahahahahahahah....


A typical Nairaland gal...

This type would wreck Bill Gate.

Hahahahaha

Bar proposal Thatt gal should better be a good brewer else nah Gbege oo.

The annoying thing about such galz is that by morrow when they re married she will Nag a lot about his Boo Bar visit forgetting the agreement was witnessed by god of alcohol.

Training things...

Burna boy should go hang, Patoranking of today is Dope have u watched his music video he featured Saka, Gawd that video, song is the best thing this last quarter..

Andrew Liver salt would help you..

Buhari boyz at work..

Hahahaha...

Fayose would be laughing Fayemi in 3D now...

Someone should pls tell Fayemi that there is Coal nd Palm wine in Enugu incase he might want to explore our minerals..

Give that guy better 500mg of military slap..

How on earth would he see long suffering Nd decide to embrace It..

Y bring a child that will suffer here on earth nd possibly die before his/her thirties.

Obanikoro is better ooo.

Bruce looks Obama but reasons like T.A Orji..

Nah this guy make them sing 'Kolomental'....

Key figures ko Padlock stature nii....

Ben Bruce the south African Nigga

Ambode a mockery of governance..

NgeneUkwenu:
Rest In Peace! That is one spanner down...

U will die instead..

While going to valhalla kindly drag a family member along..

Otu Mbe

Oyind17:
me

Monitoring spirit..

Nah ur type dey follow husband go Men's fellowship..