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Chisos!!!
End shall never wonder..
That son is as useless as the father..
How re we sure the father ain't one cous gays have high tendency to steal..

Good, hope they get served..

The deceased jst got served, he was as well Kidnapped by death..

The guy above me just bought 2 plot of land with hope of selling one for the FTC goons..

Mckandre:
where ur brain enter?

Borrowed yo momma for her common entrance exam..

philGeo:
So is the only brainy student that pass JAMB? That another question she pass JAMB why she come hook here?

Gawd of Israelite!!!!!!

With the above, u passed ur Jamb in Flying rainbow colours....

Ashanti0522:
What is a 419 ?

It's his Nairaland password..

Maybe Buhari now uses deodorants cous his body odor which powers the Power plant have reduced, causing reduction of power to my Estate. It's now Once every three dayz unlike before 22-23hrs of electricity daily..

olajorn:
Yes i am broke...anything else?

Oya take for breakfast..

olajorn:
where u come from ??

olajorn:
where u come from

So for Brooklyn u must quote someone twice to make sense abii..

U must be broke..

aywhy93:
LoL... You are very right with the bolded part and the underlined part got me wondering!

You. Wondering about my figures

Jst open a thread of how u bought a recharge card nd scratched off one number nd attached is the pix, watch if 80% of nairaland won't view that thread in anticipation to try their luck..

OP, that girl must be shorter than 200 naira Ada onitsha Yam.

How can someone sit and another stand, while the sitted head gets to the chest region of the standing except u sitting on a stool or u re possibly a Giraffe..

Since u have done it with ur cousin u must do it with ur Cousin's mum else u will die after 7 market dayz..

Dolphins re smarter than some human..

80% of nairalanders will not return a lost/dropped phone.

Quote mii even in ur dreams..

adewaletb3:
SEUN!!!!

Re u a frog

@topic:

The woman wrappers food have been served hot..

Virtually everyone here is very popular at his own pocket buh this very guy's moniker moves mountain to FP thou hez a MOD nd his exempted..

Boss na Boss..
He's still a boss irrespective off enemies everywhere...

Mrcdorv:
You must be the devil then.......Can you now understand yourself......you taken paracetamol for another man`s headache.

Just scared at your literacy level nd what your offspring IQ will be..

Mrcdorv:
You that dont understand yourself how would you understand simple typo error and how your children would understand you?Let me know when you ga an [color=#990000][/color]understand ok......

peace.

Ur case scares the devil...

Why re u feeling so insecure..

U re the righful woman of the home, abii u get plan of not having another baby which might b a boy..

A man having a boy outside his family does not stop him from catering for his kids nd wife, trust me an Igbo man's pride is his home..

samscholes:
do u know d one eye god

Yes I know the one eye god, the one eye! The one eye god..

Do u know the saliva mouth dripping god??

How come prostitution ain't there

I don't believe that list..

aguiyi:
U no see say the girl and her friend na mugu?

U know say nah one Mugu she scam the money from, so another wiser guy don scam the money..(Karma law of mugu)

I jst pity the 1st guy wey she scam the money from, cous Mugu law has it that he will fall again.

aguiyi:
Na was for u sha

Nwa Ironsi u said wah

That Hausa man ruling Imo state..

Hahahahaha..

Maga don pay..

Her last bullet is going naked in a T-junction to swear for the son of a viper..

No Bobo!!

Throws my phone away..

Did mum see reason with you or she ain't aware of ur predicament.

Why can't ur nephew immediate family train their kid or send monthly token for his upkeep?
Well they still see u as a small boy they trained and deserves to do same for them.

My friend u better wake up and take the bulls by the horn, u need to save nd move to the nxt level of life.

Haywhymido:
not disappointed, was expecting to find u here. N i did.

Bro I ain't a Homo plzzzzzz...

Ala Igbo my blessed home..

honeywealth75 post: They are also set to reject an incomplete list, saying the constitution provides for a nominee from each state of the federation and that any list that did not cover the 36 states would suffer serious opposition on the floor of the Senate..

100% right..
Sure its Buhali's ploy to give the remaing portfolio to his family members.

First nd foremost, Iyanya aint worth that list.
A rich man can never share groundnut nd a bottle of Henny to b shared by 5 VIP guest nd waited for donations to buy his new car.

Secondly, Kcee should replace Tiwa Savage on that List cous T Billz dey run that lady money down.