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If say u down 1 bottle of Alomo, u would have left the +3 to -0.0 in 24hrs..

Alomo has been my Malaria mericine since 2009..

Same question oo..

He wasted all this time to give us same Santa Clause we all knew...

The only Technocrats on that list is Fashola nd Ngige, Fayemi is on the average.

Ashanti0522:
Smacks teeth and rolles he eyes :-Xo

U like smacking teeths, hope u ain't related to Suarez..

Hmm.. this story get as e be oo..

Empedocles:
Hmmm dis on FP?

Jst wait till u see "how to clean ur as5 with tissue" on FP..

Story for Nairaland galz..

Woman wey no sabi cook should be tied with fire wood nd sold for cooking..
Just like my neigbours wife.

Hahahahaha..

Am sure someone played a Spiderman Cartoon for him over the weekend..

Them for allow the guy ooo..

SHOCK7:
Guy your grammatical blunders na was!

Cockroach asking Bed bug to leave the home..

But that guy own nah Nuclear bomb shaa..

Sexyolori:
e be like say u be benin guy, hahahaha...

U have soft spot for benin boys bah..

Me nah nigerian sha..

Oyind17:
minister of women affairs

Bae will u permit me lord over ur affairs..

You dey sweet me differently..

lastpage:
That constitution does not state that the President MUST HAVE 36 Senators mind you ..... but if he is to have up to 36 and above, then it must be at least on from each state.
About four out of those states will still produce a Minister each, as l know.

It appears Buhari does not need 36 Senators as he is pruning down the Ministries to a manageable number.

I suspect he will not appoint a Minister in Every state.



Lastpage!

Hmm..

Baba u done weed this hot afternoon
Which one qonsign senators inside this matter..

That of Enugu is certainly coming to me.
Minister of Umu Ife..

Certainly lie mohammed get Information because of his PHD in Misinforming people While Amaechi would be made Minister of women affairs cous he talks much nd good at picking quarrels..

So nah Santa Clause him pick abii

Buhari picking Santa Clause for saints.

[quote author=Sleekbaby post=38723063][/quote]Madam nah u!!
The blue rope fit you ooo..
U jst dey shine like Gorimakpa..

Even goat sef know say that number 10 nah confirm man with huge snake..

Cute baby..

Who b that one wey use those blue rope wey we dey use dry cloth nd fetch water for well do Hair style..

My state not represented, which voids that list..


Nwa Enugu 1 frm Ngwo Umu Jew 1 of umunwanne king David..

That law expert drank condensed monkey tail..

Why re u shy to say he scammed u, friends don suffer for nairaland oo..

Really don't know why the Mods allow these guyz..
I almost patronized that guy called Data agent abii watz that his moniker buh last minute I said to myself don't be greedy..

uselessgoat:
WHY ARE THESE IGBOS SO VIOLENT AND UNCIVILIZED HOW CAN A MAN BEAT HIS WIFE AND MOB BEAT THE HUSBAND

IS THIS WHAT BIAFRA IS ALL ABOUT


I PITY THESE IGBOS

U are a replica of ur name..
Sure ur folks re Grade A unlike u on Grade B..

Chaii...
Tinubu wan send this man to early retirement..

Hmm..

Them no even beat the man to Jaja..
After beating the man they should have thrown him into his tipper nd offloaded him at the station..

What is good for the sand is good for the sandy brained wife beater..

OP re u saying u re lost nd need direction??

Oya which area u dey make I give u direction..


Buh if u re refering to Nigeria, note every country has a Natural Disaster.
Unfortunately Nigeria is blessed buh our natural disaster are the vices you just mentioned.

OP nah the system ban you, the system thought you were an Alien because of ur grammar..

Ahahahaaha..
Bokoharam financier ko Bokoquran Fund raiser nii..

This military guyz think Nigerians re kolanut eaters, how can that dude be a financier yet Kwashiorkor is his surname..

Take a look at his collar bones, u can even hide a grenade there without somone noticing..

Oyind17:
No na, I am too decent for that

Hmm...
Who I go fit ask cous I like decent gals..

Oyind17:
nonsense

U re vexing cous he caught u on ur games abii..

If this one happen, then Lagos is in big trouble
Over the months Lagosians have been killing snakes sent on errand by their mum, now the mum is angry nd have decided to payback Lagosians for their inhumanity against d snake world..

For those of you that use canoe, u re next target.

To be Forewarned is to be "Fore avoid"..

Una neva chichunchin, u allow every dick nd harry to possess a gun, thus the. Increase in gun deaths..

Obama almost shed tears after last week school killing cous he had advocated a restriction of fire arms but they blocked it.

Buh come ooo, that 11yr old must have been taught on how to handle nd shoot that gun.

RIP to d beauty..

That dude is a useless _aboki in sheep igbo clothing..