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They re practicing Kung fu, it called the Hanging Claw Shadow..

LeOstrich:
September 23 marked the Begining of an epoch.

The date was your last day of grace.

Events are unfolding beyond your comprehension.

I don't expect you to believe. I expect you to prepeare.

WW3 has already begun.

Baba, I have a queshion oo, does it mean that man ain't entitled to grace after the 23rd.

Watin b him moniker?

Abeg no dey come market 2go customers for nairaland.

Wicked bastardt..

He should be hanged frm his balls..

Hmm..

Who ever churned this news must be a spiritualist...

Nothing on the article to suggest they attended last friday Jumat or Today sunday service abii una meet for night vigil

So it's either the side of this story came from a babalawo or a drunk.

Well, for Amaechi u will not scale through because of those who lost their lives when u refused to pay some sectors their salaries for months..

Yes!!! U wiv Bald head quote mii...

Any man who lays his hand on a woman is a beast - Nairaland galz..

Oya watin we go call this woman?, virtuous woman abii...

'Nansense'

Main reason if u see a snake nd an Imo woman, pls kill the imo woman..

Imo gals in the house Amu ne kene...

Unfortunately, I might end up with one..

Op this ur list ain't complete if u don't add:
* increases ur faith: Having faith the nxt house u minister to will be cooking better Banga Soup because watin hunger don dey do u.

*Ur shoes can easily defuse a bomb, cous it will scarce a bomb to expire.

*Anyday u wash ur suit in a river, fishes with infirmities will get healed cous of the accumulated anointed dirt.

Hahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah....

See forensic experts...

The guy wiv the red bag will be whispering to the other guy, " guy do quick make these pple wey dey look us think say we sabi chumchin, after make we go smoke beta Jumbo clear our eyes"

Wow!!

My family will alwayz tease me with going for a trebor sweet instead collecting the 5 or 10kobo which will buy me more..

For the 25 & 50kobo, I was good at going under mum's pillow to steal some for Choco milo..

All because of 1k+ u wrote this epistle..

Well Internet don cheap, if they were charging per word u go don spend 5k join the missin 1k..

Well go to any branch but most especially ur domicile branch and complain, they will fix ur case.

Sure there was a print out of dormant accounts with phone numbers, but a lapse or attitude of the staff skipped urs or most with low balance was skipped.



Would advise they reopen it, which is possible nd same sum credited.


So if 1st bank Albino cashiers have mistakenly debited ur account, sure by now you would have visited Okaka shrine instead of complaining..

Modified:
Jst walk into ur bank nd complain instead of writing Buhari, sure a staff collected airtime for calls but attitude stepped in possibly trying to meet the deadline nd save the branch Score card..

Baba ve visited ur blog, so someone with 198 hits 1st list for architecture

Iamthoney:
U are killing me with laughter dawg. Won't be surprised if Fabiyi brothers attack you oooo

Baba I luv attacks cous it proves I have said d truth..

U know truth hurts..

I am very sure Teachers will gladly wait for an Heavenly reward than to collect this 100k and loose their supernatural reward..

Am sure the 100k is for her to buy Yam nd ruler...

Biafra is light..
She jst left darkness for light..

We shall win Seun soon...

obum88:
I guess to are the elder one since you have a say in his choice of study. But its quite unfortunate that you have little idea of the whole thing yet you assert yourself in your younger brother's decision making

OP, jst take a look at what ur brother will graduate to be..

This young man with the above 'Queens English" must be an Agric engineering graduate..

OP if this kind rat dey inside ur house, then u dey live inside a Warehouse..

God will certainly bless his hussle in Jesus name..

AMEN!!

ACM10:
Source?

U good blind oo..

That dude nah my broda ooo..

Searching for what is not lost..

Hmm

Are we really in a Democratic dispensation

I don't know wat this regime is all about..

Soon they will start arresting journalist..

4stylz:
And someone will start bleeping your little girl from 16years self

Who cares..

Hope ur kid would be 18 by then?

I hail to my fellow Fabiyis in the house..

I thought this conji endz in the South West part of nigeria, never knew it would across the oceans.

That dude should be jailed in a psychiatric ward.

wealthinfos:
Oya get ready to pay the price

Price as in takin her to watch Arsenal match in a viewing center.

The nigerian Ijaw man has the fish..

Ur dad must be google..

When am old I will b like this man.

I will look for a fwesh 18yrs old gal too.

Hmm

Ysterday: soldiers kill 2 bokoharam

today: bokoharam kills 2 soldier

morrow: tanker drivers kill Navy at kirikiri.

Afterall PMB keeps working.

[quote author=Oyind17 post=38629906][/quote]ur boy jst dey lowkey.

Oyind17:

so u knew i was referring to you..

Wise one...