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FamilyRe: How Long Should We Date/court Before He Introduces Me To His Family? by menix(m): 5:53am On Jun 27, 2015
bossmeround:
must every relationship end in marriage?
I tire ooo..

Na so i go block one chick, we neva even start she don dey ask where is d relationship heading to, mii com tell d lady say i no b trailer driver.
FamilyRe: How Long Should We Date/court Before He Introduces Me To His Family? by menix(m): 5:50am On Jun 27, 2015
Kindly look inwardly to confirm if u a wife material, if u feel u re one then confront him.
Cous wen we find a non wife material we jst roll 2geda until father Abraham gives her sense to go find ur type....
TravelRe: This New Plane Designed For American President Will Shock You (photos) - See Mor by menix(m): 4:56am On Jun 27, 2015
Kingsasian:
hahahahahahaha, guy u are funny.
Nah u talk so ooo...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Something Very Awkward He Experienced Today by menix(m): 11:26am On Jun 26, 2015
southernbelle:
ahahaha the temper thing is individual.., or are there no girls/women in warri too who can bite off a man's thingy?

and if you provoke a woman whose blood is hotter than an iron stove (borrowing your wordstongue) she'll slap you so fast, you won't even know what hit you wink
Sista I jst dey imagine watin ur slap go look like, Omo FG suppose give u work for pyschia.. were u go fit use ur slap RESET d mental...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Something Very Awkward He Experienced Today by menix(m): 11:06am On Jun 26, 2015
southernbelle:
how many bini girls have slapped you? smiley
Area!!!!!
Nah for bini I don see woman bite man prik comot..
Infact one was posted last week on dis site, same bini woman..

Una blood dey hot pass iron stove..

Watz dat ur queshion again? Eeh bini gal no fit slap warri boii nah, abii Mk she raise hand Mk d warri boii don barb her armpit bear-bear com dye am gold...
TravelRe: This New Plane Designed For American President Will Shock You (photos) - See Mor by menix(m): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2015
paix:
Just the TYRE?
U be dey expect say d money go reach buy cock pit?
CrimeRe: Man, 31, Kills Baby Mama Over Infidelity Argument (Picture) by menix(m): 9:15am On Jun 26, 2015
Dat guy nah confirm mumu...
Him mate dey quickly drink Otapiapia once d ded is done..

Well him go soon follow devil argue nd devil go chok am fork for neck...
PoliticsRe: A Woman Served Meat Pie Couldn't Believe What She Found Inside (photo) by menix(m): 9:11am On Jun 26, 2015
mytime24:
loL, so true, na only u get eye 4here..

Op dat boo no go smell fb
Dat same eye don carry me go torch lite ur pinshure nd I mst say baby idi ok...
BusinessRe: Dangote, 6 Foreign Coys To Begin Gold, Coal Mining by menix(m): 8:33am On Jun 26, 2015
IzonOwei:
I keep asking myself..cant an ijaw man or niger deltans who have stolen public funds rise up and also invest in mining in the southwest and northern parts of nigeriahuh...

Cant every other business men divest into exploring solid minerals in the north just as the northerners and south westerners have explored and bled a lot of crude oil from the niger deltahuh....
Nice brains u ve got..
Buh have Doz brains ask itself y can't IBB nd d numerous owners of Oil well frm the north do something to alleviate d poverty of the northern region..

Papa LouLou personified..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Something Very Awkward He Experienced Today by menix(m): 8:26am On Jun 26, 2015
Haaaa broz u get luck oooo..
If nah Bini gal, nah beta slap get u dis morning Infact nah wen e reach ur turn u go ask d officer weda nah BMW motors show room u come..
PoliticsRe: Ambode To Build Flyover At Ajah Roundabout! by menix(m): 8:19am On Jun 26, 2015
Saying and doing re only related cous of the "ING"..

I will declare my asset public (saying)
My asset is with the Code of Conduct Bureau (Doing)

As for mii nd my house we will serve the Lord while waiting for Ambo baba..
FamilyRe: Only For A Young Dad And Mum by menix(m): 8:04am On Jun 26, 2015
Bia nwoke mu, u haf started discussing family maters in a weed joint ehh kwahuh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Boiling Over Yesterday's Fight - Ministerial List To Be Delayed Longer by menix(m):
Hahahahaha... abeg Buhari nah pot of Beans Wey dey ontop charcoal pot?

Abeg Mk him no boil oo, Mk him dey micro wave for the now until we wait 1 year no see any change, then he can boil..

Meantime..
I siddon wiv GEJ for palmy joint dey laugh this administration..
CelebritiesRe: Blog Reader Claims She Is Rihanna's Nigeria Sister.. True Or Not??? by menix(m): 7:47am On Jun 26, 2015
Possibly, am the father... tongue
PoliticsRe: A Woman Served Meat Pie Couldn't Believe What She Found Inside (photo) by menix(m): 7:34am On Jun 26, 2015
Big LIE...

Dat was a packaged swallow, see even the soup Wey u drop ontop am..
EducationRe: I'm Sure U Can Solve This Cos U Are Intelligent. by menix(m): 6:54am On Jun 26, 2015
I use am smoke weed..

1970 brain teaser queshion...
PoliticsRe: Watchout Senator Mrs Tinubu Brawl by menix(m): 6:50am On Jun 26, 2015
Like Husband lik wife..

GEJ jst dey Otueke dey laugh dis administration..

Abeg wen d fight reach Aso rock Mk una wake mii..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Gmd,phillip Oduoza Unjustly Sacked A CRO, Hop,and BOM Today At Lekki 2 Branc by menix(m): 4:41am On Jun 26, 2015
Wow... Datz so unjust..
I swear, bank customers re the most difficult to handle.

Buh seriously, some bank workers deserves to b sacked. Especially one fair lady that handles Online banking activation at GT 3rd avenue Festac branch.

I hope this gets to front page nd possibly our "corrupt labour"
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Looking For Who To Probe by menix(m): 4:29am On Jun 26, 2015
I swear the guy nah 3rd world clown..

TravelRe: This New Plane Designed For American President Will Shock You (photos) - See Mor by menix(m): 4:18am On Jun 26, 2015
This kind plane go fit locate Heaven's gate nii nd possibly Orbit the earth..

Abeg Mk our Daura King do quick sell our 9 planes go use the money buy This new plane Tyre..
PoliticsRe: Raw Video Of The Fight By APC In Benue - Channelstv by menix(m): 4:01am On Jun 26, 2015
Raw kor cooked nii..

Abeg dey should allow these guys kill themselves wiv punch, it will go a long way to stop future occurrence.
EducationRe: Bad Condition Of Yabatech Students Sleeping In The Classroom(pics) by menix(m): 3:20am On Jun 26, 2015
opedaydydx9:
it happens every where even in funaab, where u see guys going to read and taking blanket to classes, some even go with flask of food............. My point is it happens everywhere, op is just looking for a front page material lol
Oga wen u don't know sh1t, u gerara out of here men..

Sure u did not read d OP's thread..

@topic.. seriously I spent some days within d skool last year that even when d hostels re opened, its only a few that gets accommodated out of the increasing population of the student due to new courses nd the Bsc education students recently introduced without a corresponding increase of hostel.

The worst part is that Bakasi hall that houses male students was divided into two, females now use a portion of it.

Only God knows wat art complex will look like cous as of 2003 I was a student there, they re d only "KINDS" that practiced this new phenomenon..

YABA D GREAT...
PoliticsRe: Benue APC, PDP Lawmakers Exchange Blows. by menix(m): 4:07am On Jun 25, 2015
It's high time dey allow these Rogues kill themselves with punch..

Self centered imps we elect to govern our affairs..
PetsRe: Fish With “human Teeth” Discovered By Fisherman In US by menix(m): 3:54am On Jun 25, 2015
Datz a baby mammi water fish..
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What's Keeping U Awake? by menix(m): 3:47am On Jun 25, 2015
sandrannna:
Share it with me.
Staring at those head light staring back at mii.. u can check ur pix
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by menix(m): 3:44am On Jun 25, 2015
OP.. firstly take away dat notion pple don't last more than 20 minutes thrusting..

Secondly, I will advise u to start looking for someone u re compatible with once u know u can't fit into that description she jst gave u except one day ur name goo b "Amu Usu"

Sincerely u sef no smart, u should ve countered her by telling her that the last Reserved girl u dated always cums nd satisfied..
FamilyRe: Help! He Is Blackmailing Me! Must Read by menix(m): 3:33am On Jun 25, 2015
Don't give him shishi!!

Open up to ur husband, if he finally divorces u jst use 1 million out of 3 million to marry fwesh blood after all u deserved it...
PoliticsRe: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by menix(m): 3:23am On Jun 25, 2015
Wow!!!! The closing the fridge is EPIC..
I thought I was d only dude wiv such curiosity..

truthlegend:
abeg explain this one
Ow do u intend he explains it, wen he attended Kiwi central school daura.
Onward exercise book was possibly taught as a subject there..

@Topic...
If u claim growing up in d east nd u never played d cashew game (stoning som bunch of cashew nut in a circle) u possibly grew in d east of Niger.

If u never had a wooden box as ur savings account nd wen broke u make use of broom stick to pull out some cash..
PoliticsRe: Chef Akpan Arraigned For Removing Policeman’s Tooth (photo) by menix(m): 3:07am On Jun 25, 2015
Com oo, Akpan head nah Thor's hammer?

Y d officer teeth no go fall wen him don use ogogoro finish him gum..
PoliticsRe: RAW Video From The Bank Robbery At Lagos Ikorodu This Morning by menix(m): 3:00am On Jun 25, 2015
Raw video kor raw yam nii...
CelebritiesRe: Watch Video From The Bank Robbery At Ikorodu Yesterday by menix(m): 2:57am On Jun 25, 2015
Was d guy actually trying to make a video abii he was trying to show d world d fine boy in him..

D guy sef resemble suspect..

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