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No!! Its not christened, its muslimed..

As long as shez not hungry nd wont ask to eat out.
Then we good to go..

He will start speaking in Tongues..

Lagos nd traffic can b likened to Bee nd Honey...

Am sure Lagos was formed frm d greek word 'Lacostee' which means Heavy traffic...

BIBILISTIC:
Ok. Thanks as I will soon be traveling!

Hope u aint travelling wiv more than 1 bible, cous it wuld b seized

xreal:
True talk.
For some Fresh Air.

Com collect Orijin drink 4 my head..

Na wa oooo!!
Mst dey always be indoor?, allow them to go out nah..

Joel3:
not correct. this not only at night all day.

it seems I need more of oxygen than others.

I can't sleep in crowded place.

I almost died when I spend 3 night in cell. not correct. this not only at night all day.

it seems I need more of oxygen than others.

I can't sleep in crowded place.

I almost died when I spend 3 night in cell.

Hmmm..... Ow did u cope as a baby or did it jst start?

Prof. As my Role model please its advised u Deck on this matter.

Oya APC goons mk una com play 4 sand wey dem give una free..

@OP, so in essence if Buhari loses he will bomb s/s nd s/E?

Abeg take Lacasera use console ursef cous Buhari has a default setting in election matters...

Broz dis 1 pass mii oo..
Buh somfin tells mii its Health/spiritual problem.
They need d window open cous u re a source of energy to them..

Seals lipz wiv stampler nd walks into d river....

streetzdreamz:
your first post got me thinking if you'v gat blood flowing through ur veins atall,but this very post shows u not only a sane human but an honest one at that,I mean most folks here wud scream bloody murder but deep down dey'l perpetrate much worse evil,but u missed it cuz the reason for the ladies murder was her pregnancy which to me shouldn't be the cause for her death,I mean getting pregnant for a guy shouldn't incur ones wrath to d point of murdering the individual,back to your post,in dis country governed by the stewpid sets of pple in power who doesn't give a hoot about d citizens welfare,or the law,and d decay in d judiciary and police system,I'l do much worse to the perpetrators of dis evil acts,like d guys dt were murdered by d police and dia bodies sold out,d hotel attendant tortured to death,victims of rapes resulting in dia death,aluu4,if am related to any of dis guys and I have the logistics there aint no way on planet earth dose perpetrators are seeing d dawn of d next day..RIP to d deceased.

I knew pple will quote mii out of context cous d content of d topic u read now, it was not wat was published earlier.

Thanx for understanding...

obillyj:
My dear no offence warrants taking another person's life. I keep imagining how someone will raise knife n stab someone up to 11times.that's barbaric.
No one has right to take life he/she didn't give.

U re right, buh that can b easily said when u ve not been in a shoe of losing som1 dear to you nd d quilty boast nd walks free.

Sat wiv a fwend somtym last 2 month, nd he kept repeating using a knife to slaughter, buh he was not such animal until his caught fwends were all beheaded by boko nd d day some boko were captured he did d beheading.

Appleyard:
No be small nightmare.. And now when them don meet thier match, dem dey hala like children wen c masqurade.. America imperialism don reach im height.. And for your information, them they worry naija wella..

I dont get, u mean say if war start dey go com 9ja com pick soldiers abii ow dem wan use disturb us..

On a lay man's understanding, Q10 to Z10 is diff. Of 8 alphabeths..

Buh if u pay GSM Arena .com a visit u did get their specification...

This is lomantically funny...
Mk she try bath d Poo, u neva can tell dey might bcome babies later abi did d bible no talk abt Faith..

aguiyi:
You are a shame to humans both dead and alive

I acknowlegde that fact thanx..
Thou d truth is that u can only hurdle such compliments to me frm d back of a system..

sameer1212:
ok may be I was to harsh but the guy was like there may be a reason for doing these. To me there is no any reason what so ever for killing a fellow human. @menix, am sorry I never mean to insult u.

Bro. Every human ve a say, whether its appealing to u or not..

Som might not agree wiv my initial post, buh i ve a question for u, if ur broda was that protea hotel dude murdered nd u ve logistic to strike a blow, will u fold ur hands nd wait for god to act..

For d insult its normal here on nairaland cous i doubt most will do same if we meet on d street.

Igwevalentine:
May the perpetrators of this crime die the same way and their Seven generations..For christ sake this is a pregnant Lady *crying*

Oga calm down..
Ur curse can only work if she did not incure such wrath..

Jst lik in ur skool dayz, most hit re doz wo ve incured such wrath..
I might sound crazy buh somtym wen u cant wait 4 God's wrath upon ur enemy, u act....

Modified:
D updated story by d OP was not wat prompted d above comment frm me..

Wow!! Wont wait to visit d dayz of Sodom nd Gomorah, i heard there gals culd shag a man to coma nd u can neva find a gal dat stinks unlike wat we ve now..

Infact am off to my dad's garage to see if i culd revive dis machine wiv Yamaha on it, it culd b d machine we seek..

Putin, ameriaca's nite mare.

As long as dem no go disturb 9ja 4 d war, dem beta dey start cous e don tey wey those 2 countries dey flex muscle..

jykt:
Pls help me check...55276292JD

Urs nah 126....

Hope ur sister no b lik my broda wey write 2010 jamb nd did not come home cous JAMB started late story....

Well since u confirmed frm Jamb ofix feel free, nah watin 4 tiger gen. Go do....

Basildvalour:
Cum 30 seconds man
Please make me understand, I am yet a juvenile

Juvenile as in River nile wey connect Juventus river

Boiledcorn nwanne onye ara...
I hail u, abeg shop d woman lik mangol den suwallow her seeds...

Basildvalour:
Junior husband turns out to be the most tasty sometimes, almost all of the time.


DO NOT QUOTE ME, I repeat, DO NOT QUOTE ME. Thank you

Which kind system malfunction wey go quote dis OP..

Abeg on d topic: Fayose will certainly make any woman Cum unlike Buhari wo is a 30 seconds man..

Gej till Buhari's wives starts sending Fayose luv letter...

I will call him MUMUMUGU

Gegz:
Is nor by force to comment o, if u no fit think before u coment, den just bone commenting kawai

Then if to see persin comment dey vex u, go rape transformer kwo..

Wasted Fund..
If dat woman had such money, she would ve been blessed by Allah if she used that to alleviate poverty frm 5 families in d north..

Sure d nxt pose would b wiv a crippled berger wo mst ve donated 500k...

Nansense...


Gej till all northern berger ve a minimum of 1 million naira in Jaiz bank...

Immuned wiv Thunder protector...

@OP... Dont know if u ve heard of Tinubu, former lagos state gov. He was once an agbero in Osun state cous datz their capital.

He fought his way to d govt. House using this tout nd d only pay back was giving them free hand to milk d bus drivers nd conductors.
Luckily he picks d govt house successors so it will continue except lagosian say no..

Wat dey use d money for? Basically its smoke weed, drink Kparaga nd chop amala...