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bidex:
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where did u get this fact from pls?

I was ministered while I took off my wife's G-string..

I dey suspect this Lassa Fever..
No be today Rat start to dey run inside people house nah.....

Abi nah APC plan to reduce Nigerian Population To ve less mouth to feed..

Nd Lagos get the highest rat for Nigeria, Pls bring back Fashola for us....

If ur Tattoo is like the below, u re Hell bound..

goodlifehyd:
even the whites Wey bring religion come Africa no take am reach this level, soon wearing of clothes go turn sin, everybody gats port to banana leaves


It wasn't called tattoo it was writing something on ur skin, so those people with tribal marks are also going to hell right?

YES!! If the tribal mark says "Iyalaya Sombori"

Ur thought ur Business.....

But as an Uwa Mmebi prophet, I know for sure those on Tattoo will certainly hit Hell..

Finally,
All our galz who wear G-string re bound to hell...
Prophet Uwa Mmebi prophecies re potent like Otu half cast..

yapapa:
noodles brain bros..na u be Dis..always not disappointing us with your thrash.

Yapapa, hope is now dead..

Saraki went to beg Buhari to return the Budget he stole...

It shows that punny will kill you, be warned Nwatakiri onye Uwa Mmebi...

Which story person go believe now.
Read the opposite earlier now this..

Time some fake news journalist/house visit prison...

Abeg, this Lad should not be taken to court instead the grave yard..

ViNeHaNds:
for a fact I HV done her no wrong, but this night I am gonna kneel before her and apologise.. thank you, I pray God touches her heart

Amen..
It would...

Even guyz wey don give their gal friend money for abortion will also partake in condemning the woman responsible as if killing get the good side...

If u know say u don commit abortion before abeg Blow whistle pass this thread..

Ndi Uwa Mmebi...

Hahahahahahaahah...

The paper must ve got cereal aroma to ve increased his Hunger urge..

Eat food u say u want chop paper, abeg make EFCC come carry the exercise books wey I use for primary school give am...

MTN, the Uwa Mmebi connection..
Una must pay that fine else Buhari no go fit pay workers ooo..

OP said 4 arm Robbers nd am wondering if the robbers re twin brothers each..

They re lucky Fadeyi boiz re still in their festive mood else they would being burning by now.

The Fat dude has got a broken hand..

Well if they ve succeeded the woman would be in pain now, so let them enjoy the beating..

ViNeHaNds:
she didnt do all that in her own university days, but i am doing it, my father took care of her,,, apology,,, apology... what am I apologising for? I have never done her wrong

Men nd Pride..
Do u know I was in my village last week just to go apologize to someone angry with me cous I stoped sending money due to my finance issues.

When my uncles said I should apologize I almost detonated knowing I ve done no wrong but for man to live at peace with the next I had to..

The same man my father trained chats with a Chairman(his former deputy) of a Notable commission in Nigeria that when I heard they were doing underground recruitment I told him I wanted in, instead he asked me get the advert placement of the job....

bidemi12:
1. Thieves don't have a way they look. If they did, they'll all be in jail and there would be less crime to deal with.

2. Think through everything before you make comments on a forum or in real life situations. You can never take it back.

3. Learn to accept corrections. I have done that many times on this forum. The more you prolong the issue, the dumber you look.

You are welcome.

U ve won.......


Sincerely, I accept am "dumber" but I deliberately wanted someone to see you re the "Dumbest" for u kept replying with a repeat broadcast...

Congrats u won the DUMB category today..

See u on the nxt challenge..

Shalom...

bidemi12:
Lol... . .Keep digging.

1. Thieves don't have a way they look. If they did, they'll all be in jail and there would be less crime to deal with.

2. Think through everything before you make comments on a forum or in real life situations. You can never take it back.

3. Learn to accept corrections. I have done that many times on this forum. The more you prolong the issue, the dumber you look.

You are welcome.

*Oya upload ur pix let me tell if u re a thief or not..
*Even Jesus said his words will never return void..
*if u ve done corrections, someone must ve cleaned the board before I came in.

Rutheby:
U ehn

Every time U ehn! U ehn!!!
Abeg u dey skool for UNN

bidemi12:
1. Thieves don't have a way they look. If they did, they'll all be in jail and there would be less crime to deal with.

2. Think through everything before you make comments on a forum or in real life situations. You can never take it back.

3. Learn to accept corrections. I have done that many times on this forum. The more you prolong the issue, the dumber you look.

You are welcome.

*Thought thieves look rough
*Even Jesus said his words will never return void..
*if u ve done corrections, someone must ve cleaned the board before I came in.

[quote author=njiasi30 post=41911972][/quote]Thanx..

ViNeHaNds:
yea, last big money from her was my 60% school fees, she has not given me anything above 10k ever since, that's after working my ass out and some food stuffs, it do go a long way though, but right now, she has to full fill her promises, debts has to be paid, project funds but instead its quarrels upon quarrel, I feel I am wasting my time here, she will give me 10k and some food stuff, when i tell her I am goin back to school. How will this solve all these problems?

U re lucky u get some cash..
I wept the day a friend said bye to us because he had no one to raise him 1 naira to continue his schooling..

So now my advise comes, since u ve started the plate washing continue but with happiness, do more chores ask her for more, this will go nd undo the wickedness in her heart.

Finally go nd apologize, with this if she gives you 10k when going know that the devil in her is the Main Lucifer u hear about nd not his servant..

All the Best..

bidemi12:
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3. Learn to accept corrections. more you prolong the issue, the dumber you look.

So in essence a Dick is Dumber because it prolongs nd prolongs more when u it sees it's fantasy...

Love his style..

Wish him all the best..

Rutheby:
So u never change

Bae, abeg I resemble pant wey dem dey change nii...

bidemi12:
3. Learn to accept corrections. The more you prolong the issue, the dumber you look.

So in essence a Dick is Dumper because it prolongs nd prolongs more when u it sees it's fantasy...

ViNeHaNds:
since my year2 she started showing this character, she has paid no bills for me since then, she was always promising. I dont bother her much, she gives me when she wants to, although always below requirements. Unless when i spend my holidays working for her i get food stuffs to return with else my schooling is by the grace of God

Since u know the bolded is her "MUMU" button, why not keep applying it till u become ur own man...

ViNeHaNds:
if i could get that slap it would be better than this nonsense happening, my dad was on his sick bed while i was about taking my post UME, I attended his burial with my admission letter in my bag, since my year1 school fees she paid, year2 was 60% payment, the rest is story, anyways, now she has turn to something else, what have i done that she cant say. Her utterance was so shocking, i wish i was dreaming. Anyways, i cant see any reasonable advice in your post. If you have been in worst case, why the bashing me.

I was not in anyway trying to advise you cous u need to advise urself first..
U re pompous that washing plate ain't ur style being a graduate..

I did nanny for my Snr Broz, washed plate nd swept the house happily but if I tell you while doing it I had something I could easily dispose nd ve nothing less than 15 million naira in my account but I humbled myself, that was after I lost my banking Job.
Do I tell you I stopped getting Breakfast, Lunch Yet I was a happy man who respected all..
With hunger I still go to bring back the kids after skool with Joy..


@njiasi30... can't say all here...

My friend u need a reset slap..

What did u say or how did u say it for her to ve asked you to go get the fund from ur dad..

A woman who ve trained you till ur last paper is now evil bah My brother quickly search within nd see what u re doing wrong..

If u re to wash plate to get ur funds all the years in school, am sure u would ve washed 50 containers of plate..

If I tell u part of my story, u will go nd wash her undies too...

MrMcJay:
Is Lai Moh'd also responsible for your grammatical epilepsy?

Hahahaha

Yes oooo, he is ooo..

Am sure he is also responsible for that suicidal rope around ur neck..

If him like make him wear pant come plenary e no go affect price of a Derica cup of garri..