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Abeg Myndd44 carry bucket of water come make we pour this joke, I wan laugh abeg..

Uwa Mmebi Joke..

NobleAngell:
Wow! U don't say! How do you know all these? Its amazing what you could learn from where you don't expect.

Please, which do u ve..

An inquisitive mind, No poo intended..

Ferraricash:
are u from Liberia

Hahahahahahahahahahah...
Nwanne am a cross breed, half igbo biafran, half Liberian Biafran..

Ferraricash:
same to u brother, bia, make u chop knuckle

No vex, I don't do knuckle, I do yansh hug if u could remember the means of greeting during the dayz of Ebola....

FG can't be so broke to be stealing from Biafrans...

Pls release his properties or u guyz no longer hold him captive...

Well, even pastors belong to the Ogboni brotherhood..

Preach on sir..

Ferraricash:
do they study that in college? Brother , one Biafra pls

Nwanne, may u live long like a mosquito..

#130 per meal abi #130 for the whole day

If it's for the whole day, then Nigerian Prisons should tell us they re looking for skinny models..

Ferraricash:
you can hug a transformer or better still ,kindly face a python

Hug a transformer Thatz a stale yarn nah abi u just gained admission into college

For python, I did face it provided u ve washed ur family pot cous we gonna smash meat dude..

What's the big deal here..

Only an Indomie kid would not ve done such...

It's was more like fun pending when you did hit a cobbler shop.

Ferraricash:
he should be totured because u are out there walking freely, he wish u are in His shoes right now bro

Nwanne, pls write in english.
Can't comprehend that uwa Mmebi jargon..

No poo intended...

Oladimejy:
If not that u are insane,how could u critisize ur president..does dis happen in europe..even if their leader made a mistake they will find a solution not by critisizing them..can u critisize military persionel..NO..because he will deal with u!!fear yur master because the bible and quran says so

Sorry to say, u mean at this age ur fada can't afford even if it's a black nd white TV with a startime decoder..

Common!! Ur illiteracy reeks mehn, kindly tell us here which country does not criticize it's president

Guy leave weed make weed leave you, sure if ur parents saw this ur comment they would be so heart broken....

Is Paul this Lame
Sure his kid would throw better jab..

Ndi Uwa Mmebi..

Does it mean Buhari is handing over to someone new..

Buhari, we know as Bokoharam main leader any other is just Acting...

No be only osinbanjo nah Okinbanjo.

realnaijaboy:
Receive brain

Is that all u ve learnt since u joined Nairaland

Wondering what brain u ve got to give when u re in dire need of 1....

We all saw it coming, Buhari deceiving the easterners since 1983...

Ochinex:
baseless and unbecoming post

U think I give a fork abt ur feelings

If ur life ain't full of pains, u should ve ignored as thousands did..

Btw, I like that ur shoe..

Great.

I hope it aids his daily cobbler hussle..

RIP to the deceased..

What a sad way to die..

They should keep exploring, they will find Blood of all Umu Biafra they ve killed...

Oil ko palm wine nii..

wise man fall, mugu chop am..

Alwayz happening in UBA, as if it's part of UBA profit making scheme.....

SoNature:
Nne gi gba-aka nwa! Smh

Amu ne kele Nne gi....

Umu Aba Kwenu!!

Even Aba galz ve the substandard ones.

Nah for Aba I go fork, com later discover say all the while I ve being thrusting nd d gal screaming not knowing say nah orange wey dem put hole I dey fork.

Yaba the Great....

Nice work..

Aba The China's of Africa..

Give an Aba man the support nd we will export planes nd technology...

Aba The suppressed china's in africa..

Give an Aba man the opportunity, Nigeria will explore the moon nd other planet..

Aba!! Ala igbo chukwu goziri..

Nigerian galz no dey gree even when u catch them pink-handed...

After asking which network, she sharply claim not interested knowing she ain't getting poo..

Job slot wey don full before the announcement..


Maybe when them probe OBJ or Tinubu, prisons go recruit 1000..

Nah this kind egg dey hatch bush baby..