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[ACTION 17 Awosika by Handie
ADVENTURE
Dygeasy: The job
COMEDY
The Village Girl by DanWrites
CRIME The Adjacent by Handie
FANTASY Nimen: the magi
HORROR Therock555: Friday the 13th
ROMANCE
Prettyspicey: Take me as i am
THRILLER Kayemjay: The complete assasin and All in a Circle by D9ty7
SCIENCE FICTION Royver: The day the world ended
BEST COMMENTOR Fatalvelli
BEST CRITIC
Dunno Yet

Onemansquad:
Hey handie nd mention make una jst shot up b4 ah pop una skull
#Any mor wrd u wil see yasefs in d hospital
#labaski ma dear welcome oo ...u see am d only 1 dat missed u oo none of dem did

I hear whispers!!!

handie:
ehya. Just accept defeat and move on. funny thing is, no lady is single again now. You had the chance to get any lady but you say no o. It must be my own labaski. Iphie17, and Mariamferanmi na my side 2nd and third iyawo. Fatalvelli is in charge of every other female member. so, lagbaja nothing for you o.

Haha.. Is ya name Joseph? Cos you are a very good dreamer..
But rather unfortunately, yours ain't coming true!!

handie:
mmmm. lemme call labaski. *takes out my iPhone 6 and dials labaski's number* the following conversation took place:
HANDIE: baby I ain't happy this morning
Labaski: my love, what's wrong? you know if u ain't happy, I'm also not happy. talk to me. is everything ok?
Handie: It's Mention o. He's saying you were with him during your work break and you people engaged in the kind of play that's reserved for only daddy and mummy@ night.
Labaski: Whaaat! Mention said that? he's lying o. I didn't even see him o. I think I'll have him arrested.
Handie: Come on baby. it hasn't gotten to that yet. let's see if he misbehaves again. u know he's my DOO.
Labaski: ok darling.
Handie: Now tell me. I and Mention, who do u love most?
Labaski: Aha! sweetheart, can u even ask such a question? It's you I love na. In fact i'm coming over now. I'm missing too much.
Handie: Ok baby. when coming, pls branch by that pharmacy and get you know what. We used the last one the last time you came over.

Lol.. Such a big liar
You love consoling and motivating yourself

handie:
labaski, no special I love u for me ba? I'm just glad you weren't with Mention in the backyard.

She haven't said otherwise na.. Do you know side
attractions attached to her work??
After all, All work and no play.. (You know the
rest)
Stop being jealous

handie:
*runs into the thread with 5 CIA, 3 M16 and 7 special ops agents* heard my thread has become a battle ground abi? oya una wey dey turn this place to Syria, fall out NOW! Mention, As the DOO, you've failed me. Left the company in your care for just a few hours and what am I seeing? WAR. Hameenat94 hope you're ok darling. shey them kidnappers no near there o*winks*

See this one oo.. I did my job na

labaski:
i was actually busy with work dat's y i scarce for here..everybody just dey call my name for everywhere..i feel loved.. thanks @ all.. handie,mention,fatalveli,onemansquad, u guys are awesome..i know you love me and I LOVE YOU TOO..(na all of una i love ooo, before u start anoda thread war again )

handie d story dey captivate my heart ooo..weldone dearie..

Welcome dear!!

Onemansquad:
hahahaha funny enof

Hehehe

Onemansquad:
afta 20mins of unconsciousness , fatalveli came wit his 1st aid box and revived me bak
*picks ma double barelled silver gun cocks it and goes afta mention*

*saw him drinking alomo,..
*aimed @ his hands nd shot him...he screams , threw away d alomo nd was running and shot him on d oda hand
*aimed @ his leg nd shot him on both legs nd e fell
#walks up to him and beat him til he passed out
*colects his SMG and walks away*

Well you just busted ya self...
You won't ever see me drinking Alomo and how would a man with bullet wounds be drinking instead of going about looking for treatment!!
Game Over!!

mariamferanmi:
@fatalveli n onemansquad pls take things easy with urself, y are u people aiming different types of guns at urself I tot I was watching an american film lols!

Lol.. Its Actually Me vs Onemansquad

Fatalveli:
Hmm, me no go participate 4 gun matter ooo! @mention, hw many bullets come dey 4 ur gun

Remember its a SMG.. Short Machine Gun
I have 6 magazines with 30 bullets on each of them!