Onemansquad:

*u shoot ma legs bt nt ma hand
removes ma silver taurus 9mm pistol nd shooots him on both hands and he became weak, screamed and falls to the ground*
*aims at skull*
*hands on trigger*

Fatalveli:
Which kind useful be dat, Mention, Mention, Mention, how many time I call u, u better back off b4 onemansquad blow off ur JT

Onemansquad:

so na u kidnap our gals 4 dis thread
*cocks gun and points it to is JT*
Oya take me go whr u kip d gals

Fatalveli:
U just admitted dat Mention is useful to u! Handie, u are no match 4 mention ooo, d guy is badder dan u... *lols*

Onemansquad:

hope is nt mention dat is d boko haram
#pls tel me if he is d one

Fatalveli:
who else will it be if not Mention! Abeg if u see him tell him say Ebola dey outside ooo

Onemansquad:

hahaha wat an expensive joke

handie:
They are honourable members of this thread. they are the heart of this thread. for some days now, we haven't seen them. who could've kidnapped our dear labaski, hameenat94, tescoleps,iphie17, mariamferanmi, and all the other girls? Boko Haram denies being behind this awful crime. Isis haven't seen them, al-Qaeda says they ain't responsible. SSS, DSS, FBI, CIA, M16, NAF and Nigerian police haven't got a clue about their whereabouts. pls whosoever you are, we love our girls and we want you to pls #bringbackourgirls

handie:
it can't be true. there must be an explanation.

Onemansquad:

whr cloth!!! Chai wetn una go do 4 bakyard

handie:
Whaaat? my own labaski? anyway, I don't believe u. make I ask her first. labaski darling, where u been dey?

Fatalveli:
U no knw say I get bomb 4 head! Igara chicken.... Handie carry on the gud work, but I haven't seen mention,hammenat and labaski around recently, abi they have gone to ghost-mode nii

Onemansquad:

Gud boy!! whr u cari ma labaski go na?

Onemansquad:

whr is labaski nd mention sef it has bin lng i heard frm dm o
#oya 2 of u summit ursef nw

tecno4life:

alright lemme start reading 4rm page ZERO