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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: Is This The Fall Of African Giant? by MERCHANDISER: 9:47pm On Nov 28, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Nothing some litres of baby oil won't solve. But seriously are there people who consider the guttersnipe he sings to be music?
I can't even connect to his music...highly over rated😅
SportsRe: Craig Burley Blasts FIFA For Suspending Cristiano Ronaldo Ban by MERCHANDISER: 9:42am On Nov 28, 2025
Penaldo vs Messi world cup finals😃
SportsRe: Craig Burley Blasts FIFA For Suspending Cristiano Ronaldo Ban by MERCHANDISER: 9:36am On Nov 28, 2025
Putindbutt:
Appeal yeah but was Ronaldo's red card appealed?. Can you even appeal a violent conduct?. You guys are supporting criminality because it favoured someone you like. Receive sense.
They want penaldo to win next year world cup
SportsRe: Craig Burley Blasts FIFA For Suspending Cristiano Ronaldo Ban by MERCHANDISER: 9:35am On Nov 28, 2025
uunwanaobong3:
THE MOMENT FIFA SOLD THEIR SOUL WAS WHEN THEY GAVE RUSSIA SUSPENSION FOR WAR IN UKRAINE AND GAVE ISREAL FREE PASS FOR GENOCIDE IN GAZA DESPITE ISREAL KILLING EVERY PALESTINIAN PLAYERS AND DESTROYING THEIR SPORTS FACILITIES BECAUSE OF FEAR OF TRUMP AND USA.

FIFA AND OLYMPIC ORGANIZATION KILLED THEMSELVES LONG TIME AGO
I thought they said no politics in football?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (3 - 1) On 26th November 2025 by MERCHANDISER: 8:52pm On Nov 26, 2025
Why is Odegard on the beach...?
We're finished 🙄
CultureRe: People Name Their Children “Monday,” “Sunday” And “Friday”… by MERCHANDISER: 6:36pm On Nov 25, 2025
SlavaUkraini:
Saturday plenty for Area.. My Rewire name na Saturday
Na mechanics dey answer those kind names grin
HealthRe: What Could This Be? by MERCHANDISER: 6:34pm On Nov 25, 2025
U do soapy?
You need to stop it
HealthRe: How Do I Treat Malaria In USA by MERCHANDISER: 1:20pm On Nov 23, 2025
Cook your favourite meal,smoke weed,drink plenty of warm water....eat and sleep,you will wake up feeling better😀
HealthRe: How Do I Treat Malaria In USA by MERCHANDISER: 1:16pm On Nov 23, 2025
haggai247:
Go and buy clove and neem oil and make a tea out of it.

Both cost less than $10.

You'll have to pay me $890 for the solution.

If you use this for 3 days and no solution I'll refund you and tender a public apology.
It doesn't work on acute malaria
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Welcomes 8th Child From 4th Woman As Natasha Delivers Baby Girl by MERCHANDISER: 12:54pm On Nov 23, 2025
ceejay80s:
It's not about giving birth,
2face will not live 4ever, after he is gone how will those kids be taken care of,
This is what China doesn't want.... Overpopulation, na only I get prick?
He is financially buoyant to take care of children 😁
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Welcomes 8th Child From 4th Woman As Natasha Delivers Baby Girl by MERCHANDISER: 12:52pm On Nov 23, 2025
EmekaBlue:
This young man sperm is very fertile. He can even impregnate a barren woman. Choi. 2Baba for a reason
2baba sperm are extremely strong 🤐
CrimeRe: Cultists: I Need Advice by MERCHANDISER: 4:51pm On Nov 22, 2025
remzytimer:
Ahhh! One morning carry your Bible sir with them and preach the gospel to them, don't rebooked them, just let them the better side is Jesus side. They will be avoiding you
If you want to try this method..make sure they don't see you with girls they suspect it's your girlfriend 😄
CrimeRe: Cultists: I Need Advice by MERCHANDISER: 4:48pm On Nov 22, 2025
Uptheante:
That means you are enabling cultism, if you have to give them 1k so that they won't intimidate you.
That's an act of cowardice & a show of weakness
That 1k might be on a weekly basis,not everyday. Those guys can be beneficial somehow😀
They can help you push your car or carry heavy luggage for free
CrimeRe: Cultists: I Need Advice by MERCHANDISER: 12:54pm On Nov 22, 2025
Goldbw122:
This is the most surprising idea I’ve seen in this forum. Very nice! I think the person should try this kind of strategy.
It worked for me although I am not a religious person.
The only disadvantage of this is when they see u with babe😄
CrimeRe: Cultists: I Need Advice by MERCHANDISER: 12:52pm On Nov 22, 2025
deanoffaculty:
Start going to church. Always carry Bible and let them see you preaching. Get a long tie and and corporate show. Play christian musics...

After some days, they will start calling you a Pastor.
This tactics works😁😀
CrimeRe: Cultists: I Need Advice by MERCHANDISER: 12:51pm On Nov 22, 2025
VaginaAcademic:
Call police on dem go free you. Dem try me that year I change am for them with better police no be anyhow one .
no bro they usually attack later
CrimeRe: Cultists: I Need Advice by MERCHANDISER: 12:49pm On Nov 22, 2025
Konjiboii:
Don’t relocate , only cowards flee from oppression. That’s what disgust me about this generation and Nigerians currently. Is that how you will keep running from every encounter? This boys are flesh and blood like you and what is giving them morale is the compadre and drug intake , once you chance them once dem eye go clear and dem go wida who you sef be. If you are not built for head on confrontation then anonymously report them to security authorities, dem go mellow down one time.
They carry weapons o
SportsRe: Russia Plans To Host World Cup For Non Qualified Teams by MERCHANDISER: 12:32pm On Nov 20, 2025
Did Israel qualify for world Cup?
TravelRe: "I Am Not A Fool Sir": Tanker Sighted On Transit by MERCHANDISER: 9:41pm On Nov 19, 2025
SpaceX:
Yerima Should be in Kwara now to disprove wike....
And Wike should forfeit all the billions he stole to disprove Yerima?
FamilyRe: My Life Is Messed Up Completely by MERCHANDISER: 3:39pm On Nov 19, 2025
Mrdealer4all:
Due to my childhood traumatic life .
I have lost sense of belonging in the society.
All my mates are all married wuth kids.
I stay indoors everyday.
I only go out in the night.
I don't know if I have mental problem.
Nothing impress me in this life.
I feel irritated being in the midst of people.
I always want to be alone.
My life is mess up
Do you do soapy?
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish Government Raises Alarm As 50% Of Turkish Families Have No Kids by MERCHANDISER: 9:41pm On Nov 18, 2025
RodgersAkpafu:
even africa own is dropping

Our own will be more evident in 2034 downwards
It's a lie..most Nigerians families have average of 4kids...
Here in Europe,average is 1child per parents or just a pet
CelebritiesRe: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by MERCHANDISER: 9:38am On Nov 18, 2025
This very dark man get strong juju....No matter how i convince my guys that this guy is a fraud,they no wan hear...


He siphoned over 300m of charity money
PoliticsRe: I Will Spill Murder Case, Fraud, Land-Grabbing, Everything - Regina To Ned Nwoko by MERCHANDISER: 6:04am On Nov 18, 2025
EDGEof2MORO:
see what is going to happen. She will say every crap she wants to say, truth or lies. Then drama will start. Case will open. Her lawyer will now say she was not mentally fit. case will die. These people wey like drama pass normal life. Nothing we neva see before
That's how the drama will end,they will claim she's in trauma or mentally unstable. That's how the matter will end.
Ned stooped so low getting married to this girl.

He's 66years and she just 25 😀
PoliticsRe: I Will Spill Murder Case, Fraud, Land-Grabbing, Everything - Regina To Ned Nwoko by MERCHANDISER: 5:37am On Nov 18, 2025
2mch:
We told you to leave her alone, you still de come for her when such information de her hand. Your money cannot buy a human being. Bride price you paid is as good as both parties willing to stay together. She says she no do anymore. Quietly move on with your life.
Ned claimed he gave the mother 125m naira in just 2years including houses for the family. I can bet that this man has spent more700m on Regina and family head😀
PoliticsRe: I Will Spill Murder Case, Fraud, Land-Grabbing, Everything - Regina To Ned Nwoko by MERCHANDISER: 5:33am On Nov 18, 2025
Villagesquare:
I told you people that Regina knows a lot about this man and under the influence of Love he told her a lot and now the beans is about to spill. That is even the reason why the man wanted her back so much. His political enemies will lay hand on those vital information to finish him politically. In his next life he will go for a matured lady instead of a toddler as a wife.
Even me that's 30 years,I can't marry any lady below 25
PoliticsRe: I Will Spill Murder Case, Fraud, Land-Grabbing, Everything - Regina To Ned Nwoko by MERCHANDISER: 5:31am On Nov 18, 2025
nathanomochi:
Spilling murderhuh? that's an allegation that needs to be investigated and if NED is found guilty,he should be charged accordingly and if Regina is lying ,then she should also bear the weight of the law for trying to defame and ruin one's life
What if she said that out of influence of drug ?
PoliticsRe: I Will Spill Murder Case, Fraud, Land-Grabbing, Everything - Regina To Ned Nwoko by MERCHANDISER: 5:30am On Nov 18, 2025
bigdawg7:
Ned is an idiot
If you see the way I laugh to this your comment ehh🤣
Why u call him idiot?
HealthRe: Nigerian Man In The UK Found Dead Inside His Home Five Days After He Passed by MERCHANDISER: 9:53pm On Nov 17, 2025
bolaayenimo:
In UK, nobody gives a danmn about you even if they don't see you in two years.
The only language is shift, shift and more shifts
no be lie...Other African countries no dey work like that o
PropertiesRe: Which 2 Items Are More Important For You To Add To This Room? Pick Only Two by MERCHANDISER: 5:19pm On Nov 17, 2025
A and B are needs


C and D are wants
TravelRe: "Someone Please Take Me Out Of Nigeria!” – Lady Cries Out (photos/video) by MERCHANDISER: 12:13pm On Nov 17, 2025
Emeskhalifa:
Lord pls do not let them simp and Simpson see this.

Those folks won't mind taking up a loan to get her out even if they themselves are still trapped here
Why are men like this?
PoliticsRe: Nobody Will Respect Nyesom Wike Again After That Humiliation by MERCHANDISER: 9:41am On Nov 15, 2025
Wike is a lion in Rivers state and lizard in Abuja🤣

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