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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by MERCHANDISER: 5:15pm On Oct 26, 2025
This Barcelona team can't be compared with 2006 to 2017 squad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😥😰
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Classico (2 - 1) On 26th October 2026 by MERCHANDISER: 5:12pm On Oct 26, 2025
This Barcelona team can't be compared with 2006 to 2017 squad 🫩
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by MERCHANDISER: 2:16pm On Oct 26, 2025
I hope Rashford isn't starting?

He will ghost in this high profile match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by MERCHANDISER: 11:27am On Oct 22, 2025
Iqtest:
Flop, keh? He has 10 goals+assists already this season - no Chelsea player has that. £30m for Rashford is a steal
It's not upto 10.
He has only 5goals and 4assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Villariel Vs Manchester City: UCL (0 - 2) On 21st October 2025 by MERCHANDISER: 7:46pm On Oct 21, 2025
Pepe get two goals...
I saw in my dream😁
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Outside Marriage Isn't Called Dating by MERCHANDISER: 5:53pm On Oct 19, 2025
SpencerForbes:
Keep adding meaning to what isn’t there. God gave sex to us for pleasure and procreation. If the Jews didn’t know this, Judas wouldn’t have gone to visit a prostitute or wasn’t Judas a follower of God??
Bro you won't understand this now...but you'll understand better when you're spiritually mature to digest such knowledge...

Have a nice evening bro🫠
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Outside Marriage Isn't Called Dating by MERCHANDISER: 5:43pm On Oct 19, 2025
SpencerForbes:
So we can’t enjoy what God gave us😂😂
But we can eat what makes us happy and not just what gives us energy😂😂😂
Maybe we should stop eating things we love but only eat things tha serves the purpose of “strength” abi🤔
🚶‍♂️
Regarding sex, you're only permitted to enjoy it with the intention of bringing another soul to this world not for fun.

Ejaculation is similar to someone planting a seed. Will you plant your seed in a stony ground or soft/fertile land?

When you have sex for fun or mastubate,it's akin to planting on a stony land.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Outside Marriage Isn't Called Dating by MERCHANDISER: 5:33pm On Oct 19, 2025
SpencerForbes:
Merchandiser. All this laws were created by man. That’s the Roman Catholic but our new preacher now incorporated it and make it sound divine. If it’s a church doctrine, let’s tell people the truth. Don’t try to blindfold the people with religion. Tell us it was meant to curb barbarism and I’ll understand but don’t lie to me that’s from God cos he didn’t state any in the book of deut.
Bro you don't understand how things work😀,I was once thinking like you.

Sex is a sacred gift designed by the Creator and the universe for the purpose of life — to bring forth new generations, not merely for pleasure. When we misuse what was meant to create life, we upset the natural and spiritual balance. Every action has its consequence; going against divine purpose invites karma or judgment, reminding us that sacred things must be honored.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Outside Marriage Isn't Called Dating by MERCHANDISER: 5:24pm On Oct 19, 2025
dollypi:
The clitoris' only function is pleasure.

What do you think God was thinking when he made it?
What you call God is the universe which you're also part of.

The critoris was made so that women will enjoy sex and the only purpose of that sex was to reproduce not for fun.

No one has to teach you the universal law,it's embedded in our soul. Even animals have specific time or season they copulate
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Outside Marriage Isn't Called Dating by MERCHANDISER: 9:56am On Oct 19, 2025
gohf:
even Paul knows it's also recreational 😏
I am telling you the universal law not what Paul thought
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Outside Marriage Isn't Called Dating by MERCHANDISER: 9:39am On Oct 19, 2025
The earlier you know that sex is for procreation not recreation the better for you.
This is universal law
HealthRe: Fact About Men Built Like This? by MERCHANDISER: 6:36am On Oct 19, 2025
Outthemudbyvoke:
Many use pain from heartbreak, loss and rejection as fuel. It's more mental than physical. The body is only a reflection of how sharp, disciplined and focused their minds are
You are right. I am on 8months celibacy and gain more energy than before,i have a 5kg dumbbell i use in my room😊
FamilyRe: Which Of These Scares You Most In Modern Day Marriage? by MERCHANDISER: 10:06am On Oct 15, 2025
kapelvej:
DISRESECT. That is what gives birth to all other. forget g and f you can take care of that from the begining by even choosing not to be with such characters.
You're a wise man😁
PoliticsRe: Ruling Parties In The 6 Geopolitical Zones (October 2025) by MERCHANDISER: 9:49am On Oct 15, 2025
Democracy is not working in Nigeria,lets adopt Chinese communist system
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by MERCHANDISER: 5:17pm On Oct 05, 2025
Imagine Barcelona squad in 2015 to the clowns we have now 😡
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Odumeje : “Tinubu Is Just A Businessman, Not A President" by MERCHANDISER: 3:57am On Oct 03, 2025
tosyne2much:
Indaboski himself, the con artist

He remains my favorite fake pastor in Nigeria cheesy
bro listen to the message first,Odumeje is right
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Odumeje : “Tinubu Is Just A Businessman, Not A President" by MERCHANDISER: 3:55am On Oct 03, 2025
yorke1:
On point Odumeje. This is really on point and inteligent.
Odumeje is the only man i will vote next election 🫩
Tired of bad leadership
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by MERCHANDISER: 8:30pm On Sep 14, 2025
Is Rashford afraid to shoot?
Why is he always passing ball for the teammates to cross angry
FamilyRe: Sex Is Sweet, But Responsibility Is Sweeter -A True Story I Witnessed by MERCHANDISER: 7:37am On Sep 07, 2025
YeyeGbami:
Not anymore
You had already?
FamilyRe: Sex Is Sweet, But Responsibility Is Sweeter -A True Story I Witnessed by MERCHANDISER: 6:10am On Sep 07, 2025
YeyeGbami:
Ofc i know.
So you don't plan to have children?
FamilyRe: Sex Is Sweet, But Responsibility Is Sweeter -A True Story I Witnessed by MERCHANDISER: 6:37pm On Sep 06, 2025
YeyeGbami:
No time bro, if i don know tey tey i go don do am since i dey like 15
you don't know it's permanent?
CrimeRe: 26-year-old Nigerian Arrested In Poland For Forging Residence Permit by MERCHANDISER: 6:22pm On Sep 06, 2025
MrPresident1:
Just regularise his papers and leave him alone

Your women need his genes
What do you mean by their women needing his genes?
Is black gene superior to white gene?
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin, Xi & Modi Hold Hands At SCO Summit (Pix, Video) by MERCHANDISER: 7:34am On Sep 02, 2025
AndroBlaze:
Modi of course speaks English.

Putin can speak English.

It's only Xi Jinping I am unsure of....but I guess all 3 are speaking English the universal language of business.
Putin and Xi doesn't speak English...Even Modi doesn't speak advanced and comprehensive English
HealthRe: Blue Seal: What's Your Review About This Vaseline? by MERCHANDISER: 8:54pm On Aug 28, 2025
Ebenezer2021:
explain more please.
Karma how?
Any action you take in this life,there's a reward whether good or bad. This is how the universe works. The universe(or God if you're a Christian) designed sex for procreation only and if you go against it,there's a punishment.
It may not happen immediately,can even happen in your next life.

Do you have further question?
HealthRe: Blue Seal: What's Your Review About This Vaseline? by MERCHANDISER: 6:21pm On Aug 28, 2025
SHIVA001:
Yes And it's also Very Nice For Massaging gbola grin, cheesy During Masturbating, He without sin should be the first to Throw stone. cheesy
Bro you gotta pay for this(karma)🤨 This life is no joke
Christianity EtcRe: Where Everybody That Dies Truly Goes To After Death? by MERCHANDISER: 6:15pm On Aug 28, 2025
Bahamas95:
I used the word "maybe" because I don't know what to believe again.

Some people will tell you reincarnation is real while others will tell you there's nothing like that. Same with mermaid and ghost stories.



It's like we'll get to the other side before we know the truth about these mysteries. grin grin
Even the bible made mention of reincarnation several times. This is not the first time you are
experiencing this universe,all of us have been here before.

You will keep coming,learning new things and paying your karmic debts,after your allocated time( for instance 600years) you will either be destroyed or demoted to a lower animal or you move to a higher level in spirit(saints) furthering creation
Christianity EtcRe: Where Everybody That Dies Truly Goes To After Death? by MERCHANDISER: 5:58am On Aug 28, 2025
Bahamas95:
Yes, I experience it at times. Not just places visited, when somethings happen to me I just have this feeling I have experienced it before but the more I try to remember the more it looks like trance.


Maybe reincarnation is real.
which is maybe. It's real
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by MERCHANDISER: 10:26am On Aug 25, 2025
Obedience40:
👏👏👏

One of the greatest qualities about Mr Netanyahu his is ability to block the outside noise!!

Dude just go about his business without fuss, delivering pain to terrorist!!
USA is backing them so no one fit talk. Russia would have reacted but they have their hands full with stubborn Ukraine 😁
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by MERCHANDISER: 10:54am On Aug 24, 2025
ariesbull:
Even the Russians are angry with him for being to soft on Ukraine...imagine that clown ... Zelensky demanding to see Putin ..if it was Bibi of Israel... We should be doing Zeles 3yr rememberance by now


PUTIN IS TOO MERCIFUL
That's the same mistake Xi Jinping will make when he wants to take over Taiwan.
Few days ago,Taiwan president was rubbishing him in Kinmen(2km from mainland China).
China can't even fly over Taiwan,the closest they have come is 50km from mainland Taiwan.

Sometimes I wonder if these two autocratic leaders are too soft on their adversaries or is it fear of USA😀
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by MERCHANDISER: 5:07am On Aug 24, 2025
ariesbull:
exactly...and Zelensky is jumping around....he would have been shot down mid air
Yes nah, Do you think if it's Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu someone like Zelensky will still he alive?😀
Now Ukrainians are using Western weapons to strike targets in Russia. US wouldn't have allowed that.
Imagine the Chinese for instance sending Mexico weapons to strike US mainland,hell would have let lose.
If I were Putin,I will do worse than Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu, that will compel them to come to the negotiating table fast😊
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by MERCHANDISER: 4:57am On Aug 24, 2025
ariesbull:
Putin's soft shoe approach with this SMO has emboldened EU/NATO. He's gone from Putin the Ruthless Dictator to Putin the Merciful. Putin needs to turn up the pain dial, so Russia can remind the world who they are. Folx playin with Russia.
Putin made a very big mistake,he wouldn't have allowed this war to linger more than one year.His soft approach led to his "see finish" by the west🫠
Imagine a US journalist saying him in Alaska "Putin why are you killing Ukrainian civilians?"
You see how low he has descended. They don't even call him "President" again.
Putin even referred to Ukrainians as "fraternal brothers" in his speech in Alaska😃

If i were you,within the first month of the war,I will target all links through which Western weapons get to Ukraine.

Destroy all their major airports, roads,railways,ships, power infrastructure, industries, hospitals etc with advanced air strikes.
Even civilians,just like Israeli PM😀
Take out Zelensky by all means and other top military officers.
He can do that by liaising with China for their most advanced military drones with exchange to supplying them free oil for 5years,I know the Chinese will agree to that.


If he had done this,even the west will be so scared,no one will even dare to talk about sending EU soldiers to Ukraine.
Putin is too soft and it will cost them a lot😊

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