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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky: I Lost Interest In NATO, I Realized They're Afraid To Confront Russia by MERCHANDISER: 2:56pm On Mar 08, 2022
wiseone28:
This nigga is truly a comedian..

Make I see any comedian wey dey contest election in Nigeria, he go collect 2by 2

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Foreign Affairs / Re: European Leaders Warn Against Ban On Energy Imports From Russia by MERCHANDISER: 10:27am On Mar 08, 2022
bluefilm:
Hypocritical West.
Putin knows that he already holds them by the Balls.
It's just a matter of time before he starts squeezing the balls.
Then you will hear them shouting out in pains like the little pussy they are.
Nonsense. angry
Putin don't need to bomb them. Just cut gas supply for a day. many people will die in Europe
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Rejects Opening Borders To Ukraine Refugees by MERCHANDISER: 10:18am On Mar 08, 2022
Kokaine:
he is just realising that Putin was a better friend after all than all those who helped to create the enmity between them. Putin was a loyal friend who released Ukrainian prisoners to zelenskyy. How does a person prefer the outsider to his own brother. Russia is opening the doors to displaced Ukrainians even though they are at war. This shows that your brother is your brother and your friends are your friends.
Putin is fifighting Ukraine with love and soft hand

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine’s Zelenskyy: A Wartime Statesman For The Social Media Age (Photos) by MERCHANDISER: 6:21pm On Mar 07, 2022
candiva:
The west is hell bent on destroying Ukraine. They are more concerned about fueling the war than sincerely seeking solution.

Calling this man a hero sounds stupid and funny. What has he done ? They know he is senseless so they are calling him a hero just to massage his ego.

It took America and NATO 8 months to kill Ghadaffi even with high handed military might yet they never called him a hero

It too Nigeria and their allies 3 years to get Ojukwu to surrender yet some people mischievously call Ojukwu a coward. I believe that some Nigerians who call Ojukwu a coward believe that Ukrainian president is a hero. Hypocrites everywhere.

The list goes on.

And here we are seeing some people address a man who fought only few days with very minimal Russian military might a hero

The west and their media are hypocrites.
They want to destroy Ukraine. Unfortunately Ukraine doesn't have a wise president.


baralatie:

This is not courage this is carelessness

He is a comedian so don't blame him.
Putin isn't even serious in the war because they are their younger brother.

Russia can level Ukrainian in 12hrs in a serious war

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Nollywood Actor/actress Qualifies To Be Called The GOAT? by MERCHANDISER: 4:01pm On Mar 07, 2022
Sam loco

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Romance / Re: See How My Girlfriend Is Trolling Me Because Manchester United Lost (pictures) by MERCHANDISER: 1:50pm On Mar 07, 2022
Soulsymbol99:



Lemme help u small....... Front of car sitting, shawarma/fish barbecue eating, iPhone requesting, BBnaija, idols, Britain/America's got talent, Botched watching, social media surfing etc to mention but a few cheesy angry grin
u don suffer for their hand comrade
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Angry As Putin Offers Evacuation Routes Lead To Russia And Belarus by MERCHANDISER: 1:36pm On Mar 07, 2022
bigpicture001:


If Fear no dey catch Russia make them touch Poland.. shebi na fmr Soviet state.. make Dem try am


Calm down Comrade....
Na this thing una talk,he destroyed Ukraine, una don begin dey hype Poland.
If he destroy Poland now,you will keep shifting goal post

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Angry As Putin Offers Evacuation Routes Lead To Russia And Belarus by MERCHANDISER: 1:34pm On Mar 07, 2022
Idumuje:

Nope. Putin will be regretting this invasion. Wait another three months and see the effect of the unprecedented sanctions on Russia. The people, military will rise against the despot Putin. Wait. Watch

Western propaganda have destroyed your brain.
How many country sanctioned them ?

And how man countries that didn't sanction them?


List them.


Only China alone can carry their burden not to talk of Brazil,India,Berreus,Iran,Mexico etc

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Angry As Putin Offers Evacuation Routes Lead To Russia And Belarus by MERCHANDISER: 1:23pm On Mar 07, 2022
Johnboom:
Keep on dreaming. You said Ukraine will fall within 24hours, here they are still giving Putin headache for more than 1 week. Wake up bro.
Oga Putin is not serious, Ukrainians are their younger brothers.
If Putin want to destroy them aggressively, it will take just 12hours to level Ukrainian

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Angry As Putin Offers Evacuation Routes Lead To Russia And Belarus by MERCHANDISER: 1:20pm On Mar 07, 2022
CharleyBright:


Russia does not want to harm civilians but they are bombing civilian residents and killing dozens
If Russia are actually concerned about civilians, why don't they move their war out of Ukraine?
Is Ukraine part of Russia?
Havent been watching the news of civilian casualties?
You will tell me CNN and BBC propaganda. But I have followed news on BBC, CNN, DW, Aljezeera, TV5, and even our local TVC channel. All news show Russia bombed civilian residents.
What are u talking about by defending Russia.
And did u say Ukrainians should run away as soon as possible? Run to where? Run and leave their Homeland, and come to your Nigeria?
Why haven't you run away from Boko Haram and bandits invasion

Why am I even wasting my time with you?
Teenagers don full Nairaland. So many teenage talk without reasoning we dey hear now.


Is it not your comedian Ukrainian president that told civilians to pick up arms and fight Russian Army

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Angry As Putin Offers Evacuation Routes Lead To Russia And Belarus by MERCHANDISER: 1:17pm On Mar 07, 2022
toprealman:
When you have something to fight for, go for it! Putin is being a jerk, only the weak and selfish are supporting him. The people of Ukraine should be commended here.
commended for dieing and destroying their cities?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Angry As Putin Offers Evacuation Routes Lead To Russia And Belarus by MERCHANDISER: 1:14pm On Mar 07, 2022
Elvictor:
grin grin Putin na cruise abeg
Ah swear. He just use Ukrainian and their comedian leader dey catch cruise
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelenskyy Calls NATO Weak And Confused by MERCHANDISER: 11:46am On Mar 06, 2022
slynat:
I disagree with you saying Russian will attack Poland and NATO won't do anything. Russia won't dare. Ukraine is learning it's lesson, it had time to join NATO but failed to. NaTO won't accept their request to join reason because right now doing that it's just for it's selfish reason which is war support not economic support. Remember Russia attacked cus they were making sudden moves to join.




Una don come again hyping US grin
Russia can attack Poland and nothing will happen
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Receives Fresh Huge Supplies Of Weapons. by MERCHANDISER: 10:58pm On Mar 04, 2022
Comedian is their president ,I am not surprise

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Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Rejects Ukraine's No-fly Zone Request by MERCHANDISER: 5:07pm On Mar 04, 2022
hardbody:
You all will notice I have not commented on this war because I do not engage in issues I am not well grounded. Now my question is, if as I understand it, Ukraine said they wanted to join NATO and Russia says No you cannot, and the NATO itself is not even helping Ukraine much in his fight (at least not as far as I can see and I may be wrong) what will Ukraine lose by calling truce, counting their losses and staying out of NATO. I am asking this question with all sense of seriousness and a desire to learn, especially because NATO just seemed to have set this Ukraine up and then went back to sleep.

I seek knowledge not bashing. If you do not have a firm grasp of the facts and analysis of what could transpire please do not bash me.

Before I went to sleep, my wife said to me: This Russia is such
a bad country, If Ukraine wants to join Nato, it is their business
and freedom, Russia has no right to intervene, this is just an
excuse for Russia to invade Ukarine.
So I said nothing, I just went to the kitchen and took a knife to
bedside, then I said: Let’s go to sleep.
My wife looked at me with her wide eyes: What the heck are you
doing, sleeping with a knife?!?!
I said: No worry, let’s go to sleep. Beside, sleeping with a knife
is none of your business and it is my freedom.
My wife said: How can I sleep when you are sleeping with a
knife? What if you accidentally cut me?
I said: Well, You don’t even trust your own husband, how can
you expect Russia to trust Ukraine? Me sleeping with a knife is
like Ukraine joining the Nato.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Rejects Ukraine's No-fly Zone Request by MERCHANDISER: 5:04pm On Mar 04, 2022
Lovenorth:
Putin God bless you, how can you vote a comedian as your president and expect good result?

This guy don spoil market for Nigerian comedians aspiring to be president or governor

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Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Pentagon Begs Russia That It Would Postpone Missile Test To Reduce Tension by MERCHANDISER: 1:09pm On Mar 04, 2022
Betscoreodds:
The only language USA hears is nuclear weapon they love this earth and don't want to die like chicken that why any one who has nuclear power they bow and listen to that person by force.



Before I went to sleep, my wife said to me: This Russia is such a bad country, If Ukraine wants to join Nato, it is their business and freedom, Russia has no right to intervene, this is just an excuse for Russia to invade Ukarine.

So I said nothing, I just went to the kitchen and took a knife to bedside, then I said: Let’s go to sleep.

My wife looked at me with her wide eyes: What the heck are you doing, sleeping with a knife?!?!

I said: No worry, let’s go to sleep. Beside, sleeping with a knife is none of your business and it is my freedom.

My wife said: How can I sleep when you are sleeping with a knife? What if you accidentally cut me?

I said: Well, You don’t even trust your own husband, how can you expect Russia to trust Ukraine? Me sleeping with a knife is like Ukraine joining the Nato.

You're a wise man,I think you have educated your wife on what it entails for Ukraine to possess a nuclear weapon

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Sports / Re: Shakhtar Donetsk's Junior Coach Killed In Ukraine Crisis by MERCHANDISER: 12:14pm On Mar 04, 2022
SmartyPants:


I can't tell you what they will or will not do. What I can tell you is that the threat of US defense is what has kept China at bay all this time. i can also tell you that maintaining that threat is the reason why th eUS keeps a huge fleet in the South China sea, and condusts regular military drills with Taiwan.

Now as an analyst I can tell you that these facts distinguish the situation from that of Ukraine. Perhaps you know the future, but that's not my area of specialty. Engage with someone else who does.

Thanks.

Militarily, China will trump the US,China has some military arsenals in the space directly focused on US and some western countries that the world never knew that existed.
China can Bleep US up big time more than Russia but they are economically oriented, they know if war breaks out,it will affect them economic wise not that US won't feel the brunt.
China is just being lenient with Taiwan because they are brothers,the day China decides to take Taiwan,they will do it within 24hrs
Sports / Re: Shakhtar Donetsk's Junior Coach Killed In Ukraine Crisis by MERCHANDISER: 12:00pm On Mar 04, 2022
SmartyPants:


You speak of matters you do not understand.

The USA has no formal defense relatinship with Ukraine - which is one of the themes of thethis war.

The US has formal mutual defense treaties with Japan, South Korea and Taiwan, with actual military bases in both Japan and S.Korea, and a huge naval presence in the South China Sea.

Vastly different situations.
so for your mind, if China attack Taiwan, US will come for their defense ?

You're funny
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Seizes Ukraine's Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant After Fire by MERCHANDISER: 11:48am On Mar 04, 2022
Kokaine:
I totally agree with this. I was quite worried if the resistance they net is the major restraint. I wish zelensky had the wisdom to negotiate with Russia and save a lot of lives and properties. The decision to fight is a very foolish one and unfortunately, his so called allies are urging him on from a distance, yet taking precautions to ensure their own safety. Putin boasted of his capacity to reach UK with an intercontinental ballistic missile in twenty minutes and USA in 30minutes. I am yet to read any response that counters that claim. If USA and UK and even Germany cannot attack Russia, why should a comedian like zelensky?

He thinks war is a joke.
For em mind, he wan play with Putin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Seizes Ukraine's Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant After Fire by MERCHANDISER: 11:46am On Mar 04, 2022
emeogbo:
That comedian should have sticked with comedy

lol
He is mr beans of Ukraine, a clown grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine’s Largest Nuclear Power Plant Seized, Russia Informs IAEA by MERCHANDISER: 11:12am On Mar 03, 2022
naija4life247:


Putin wants to take Kiev as healthy and beautiful brother city, if not, he would have turned Kiev to desert. But you know, you don't fight your blood brothers the way you fight your family enemies.

Putin will never destroy Ukraine the way US and Europe destroyed Iraq, Palestine, Afghanistan and Libya.

Putin is just lenient with Ukraine the same way China will be lenient with Taiwan during their fixtures later this year
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos: Captured Russian Soldiers On Their Knees by MERCHANDISER: 10:57am On Mar 03, 2022
walkbrazil4k:


Nah, it is against international law, as long as they Surrendered they should be kept alive and they are prisoners of war, these guys are like brothers, just like the yorubas in Nigeria and the ones In Benin Republic, putin ego got the best of him and he would have gotten a good deal if he didn't invade ukraine

They won't kill them but dem go flog them well well
Foreign Affairs / Re: #istandwithrussia Now Trending On Twitter (photos) by MERCHANDISER: 10:52am On Mar 03, 2022
Afamed:
Only a bastard son would encourage external body to destroy his father land/ house

Are you referring to the comedian president ?

Mr beans of Ukraine cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Throwback Of Zelenskyy As A Performer by MERCHANDISER: 10:39am On Mar 03, 2022
BSsniffer:


stop repeating CNN talking points......the fagg0t influencer is hiding in his bunker while his country men are dying on the streets and his country on the verge of getting nuked by an EX-KGB killer...........you nigerians can be very hypocritical


how this comedian ended up being president is beyond my imagination

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Throwback Of Zelenskyy As A Performer by MERCHANDISER: 9:51am On Mar 03, 2022
Aufbauh:
Most probably Putin is still looking at Zelenskyy as a comedian, but the comedy musician has evolved & grown balls.

He is a comedian by profession.
Be is just like Mr bean as an American leader

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Diplomats Walk Out As Russian Foreign Minister, Lavrov Took The Floor by MERCHANDISER: 12:46pm On Mar 02, 2022
This Ukrainian president is very good in comedy.I don't really know why he joined politics.

Imagine Mr Beans contesting for US president
Foreign Affairs / Re: Visa, Mastercard Block Russian Banks From Network by MERCHANDISER: 12:44pm On Mar 02, 2022
This Ukrainian president is very good in comedy.I don't really know why he joined politics.

Imagine Mr Biggs contesting for US president

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine No-Fly Zone: What It Means And Why The West Won't Act by MERCHANDISER: 12:35pm On Mar 02, 2022
ken6488:
he is thinking war is a joke
By the time Putin finishes with him,reality will be dawn on him. He wan use Putin catch cruise

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Has Taken Control Of Major Ukrainian City Of Kherson by MERCHANDISER: 12:33pm On Mar 02, 2022
Dpharisee:
And Wicked people on CNN continue to tell them they are winning and 100k Russian troops have been killed, they are even calling the comedian a hero for applying to join EU when Russia has surrounded Kiev, lying to them that Poland, Bulgaria and Romania has promised them jet fighters that will NEVER be delivered cry

Lalasticlala mynd44 are you seeing the latest?


Ukrainian Mr Biggs cheesy

He thought everything is comedy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Has Taken Control Of Major Ukrainian City Of Kherson by MERCHANDISER: 12:29pm On Mar 02, 2022
This Ukrainian president is very good in comedy.I don't really know why he joined politics.

Imagine Mr Biggs contesting for US president

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Calls Ukrainians "Iranian People" In His State Of Union Address by MERCHANDISER: 12:28pm On Mar 02, 2022
Guyman02:
Buhari of America.
This is the same man that the comedian in Ukraine was hoping he will come to his defence after being pushed into challenging and annoying Russia.

Tinubu is also showing similar signs of dementia.

Telegraph even switched off the comments on the video on YouTube grin grin

Lalasticlala mynd44 make una come see o

This Ukrainian president is very good in comedy.I don't really know why he joined politics.

Imagine Mr Biggs contesting for US president

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