₦airaland Forum

khassy:
Remember the tiles on your dp last year??

Lol, I think I can remember now, good morning sir..... Please don't relent in ur prayers for us ooh

IDGAF:
Please anybody with info if GideonG applied this year?

Nah sir, he told me he is in ATBU bauchi, studying computer science, he said he might come to unilorin for IT or masters when he is tru. And he should be going to 200 level now.

NOBODYY:
Who remembers Abayskia??



Abayskia mah nigga.. Mzlärem's official boyfriend..

Why not that guy

khassy:
This madam, hope those tiles are still neat

Gud evening sir..... Oro ti e so, ko ye mi

U guys should better calm down and go and sleep..... This one no even reach half of last year....

Lmao ..... Weldone bro

Lmao

Babyrex please can u kindly send me the soft copy of that movie to this mail :merciglorie@gmail.com.....please sis I will really appreciate it, tnx

IhateYorubafool:
I will fucck God

You better repent before it becomes too late

IhateYorubafool:
Who is God ??
I will give anyone that can give me a solid proof that God exists $4,000

Are you talking about the guy the holy spirit impregnated his mother ??
Are you talking about the guy who they claimed died 9000 years ago and they managed to get his pictures even though there was no camera 9000 years ago


God doesn't exist
That's what we grew up to

Now, bring out your bible and read these bible verses
God doesn't exist

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Leviticus 20:10
Deuteronomy 4:5-8
Deuteronomy 20:10-15
Ephesians 6:5
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Colossians 3:22-24
Exodus 21:20-21
Matthew 5:17-19

The same God they claim is loving and forgiving will still allow his children die from cancer and some of his children are poor as fucck and hungry
I still respect the whites for holding the world hostage and making them believe that there's someone called God who lives in Heaven

Bullshit

May God forgive you

haywhy911:
i'm fine,you? Whassup?

Ntn much jae

haywhy911:
which honeymoon? Lol. "in this Buhari era"?

You can still manage to go now...... Anyways.... Aw are you?

tens4real:
Mark Zuckerberg in Nigeria. It's a sight to behold. A man worth $54b , and the 6th or 7th richest man in the world. $54b in Naira, dats about 22 trillion Naira. He jogs on d street of Lagos with no escorts, No fanfare, no extravagant show off, No unnecessary awareness. A trillionaire, he even wore a plain T shirt although his visit. But welcome to Nigeria, where a yahoo boy who just duped a white man of 2 million naira would go on all designers just to pass a message that he has indeed arrived.
Where pastors who do not even do anything but lie and extort ignorant people would preach with armed bodyguards all over, meanwhile they emphasise on God being able to protect you from all dangers....
Anyways, I envy d great Zuckerberg, his charitable lifestyle is unparalleled, second only to Bill Gates. His humility is unmatched, and his impact on our world is invaluable. I forget to mention, He's an atheist, but of more value than millions of 'them'...
Meanwhile thank God he didn't announce his visit. The Federal government would av formed a Commitee to receive our "August visitor". He would be met by masquerades and cultural dancers.
And forget about the road jog on the Ikoyi bridge and pictures of him in yaba, he would be surrounded by soldiers and pot bellied ministers would jostle over themselves to have a picture with him.
Meanwhile, APC would record it as one of the achievements of GMB.
And PDP would claim the visit was finalised under GEJ. Sick people......
.......permit me to wish you my wonderful friends a happy new month
ivyy
berlyn
McLaren
Mercyda
haywhy911
sandosky
mhisbliss
spicyjosbae
airforce1
angelahnie
hazkel
luvU2
prettyhausagirl
smellymouth
GideonG
lalastic
lala
seun
kaziblake
crazy Quinn
trapqueen77
optional1
lola024
emperor Lee
mizzbouqui
buharisbae
ladyF(it's ladyF again)
iamLEGEND1
berbeirklaus
sweetieconstie
Omo dem plenty oo dat I can't even remember their moniker abeg no vex if I don't mention u... happy new month may oluwa pick up our call just like mark!!! wish any nairalander happy new month too

Same here big bro

Haywhy911 .... Are you back from your *honey moon*??

Doublejoy411:
[color=#990000][/color]Guys hope 240 is the cutoff mark for medicine

Yes.... It is

MzLarem:
All of you thinking of changing..Don't think anything cos you will be given list of courses to select from and its limited..God help you and you get only Edu courses or Language

LOL, aunty mii, we don't aff choice..... The whole shit started with this year's jamb..... God will help us all sha

Buzzboy:
Hy, pls has anyone registered successfully and what is the jamb cutoff mark for masscomm

Unilorin's cut off for mass communication as I saw yesterday is 220.... Gudluck

MillanG:
No Mathematics?

Are u talking about jamb? Then it's, English, Literature, government and Economics......

adebayo368:
IJMB Registration 2016/2017 Form Is Now Open
2016/2017 IJMB Registration Form Session Is Out

We are glad to announce to you that the IJMB registration for the 2016/2017 IJMB admission have commenced. Interested candidates should follow the below instructions in order to register. Students should also take note that further instructions will be communicated to them via their personal email address. Applicant IJMB centers will be communicated to them immediately they register as from now onward. We are also planning to introduce entrance examinations, what they are coming to do, which can be done by the candidates at the nearest cyber cafe to them.
13th of February. (Entrance examination for new registration starting from March 1st 2016 have been aborted) The lectures for the IJMB will commence between March/April of 2016 and the lectures will run till January and by February 2017, students will write their final examinations. In the absence of any change, students should be expecting their results by the late April or early May 2017 in which they will use it to gain admission into 200 Level the same 2017.


Parents and guardian are advised to help their wards by given them the quality education they deserve. Standard education is the best gift we can ever give to our children. We also have words to the candidates, do not ever misuse this opportunity. When you start your IJMB lectures, let every second count, IJMB programme is not meant for the lazy students, if you know you won't attend lectures regularly and also read as often as possible, do not not register and do not come for the IJMB programme. Fees, which is sum total of #168,000 ( covers school fee lecture fee, textbooks and materials, hostel and form fee all inclusive) throughout the IJMB programme are not refundable. IJMB is not an avenue to exercise freedom from home.


IJMB 2016/2017 Important Dates To Take Notice

1. IJMB registration starts November 1st
2. The closest center will be sent to you by February 6th of 2016
3. Entrance examination will be conducted between 8th and 13th of February 2016. Registered students can perform their registration at any closest cafe nearest to them
4. Lectures for IJMB for the session will start fully between Middle of March and early May
5. Further information will be sent to students from time to time via their email address ( please do use your personal email to sent your registration form to us)
6. PDF file for the courses registered for will be sent to students starting from December 8th. Which is the combination of the syllabus and the course outlines for the courses candidates registered for.
7. By early February of the year 2017, the final examination will have started
8. By late April of the year 2017, the result should have been released by ABU, Zaria
And with your result, you can now use it to apply to any of the universities accepting IJMB into 200 level the same 2017 with your Direct Entry form (DE)

This is updated on 2/29/2016 and the updated information will be taken effect from 1st of March

1. That no more entrance examination for the new registrants
2. The centers for the new students will be sent to them immediately they register
3. Students should check their email address, the one they use to send their data to us for their centers and other important information they need to be acquainted with
4. Syllabus will be sent to them with their details, IJMB applicant should endeavor to download on their emails and start studying
5. Resumption for the 2016/2017 IJMB session is officially 21st of March 2016.
6. Applicant should adhere strictly to all instructions on the email and about the center rules, payments, hostel management, relationship with other students, cooking, laboratory activities, relationship with staffs and lecturers and today to day activities
7. If you are not happy with the center we posted you to, do not hesitate to write us a letter to our email ijmbway@gmail.com and If you won't be able to come before on 21st of March 2016, endeavor to inform us via the same email......for more information's call Dr. Taiwo Adebayo on 08100940606

Sorry..... But why are you just posting this now, the registration date is already gone now...... abi??

Ihuomadinihu:
Igbos of course!
They exhibit lots of interesting features. There are not just beautiful,they are also progressive minded and opinionated.
If you are a very beautiful girl,there is a chance that people will ask you if you are igbo or from one of those mixed groups in the north.
At a point in Nigeria,igbo girls were likened to a Mami water lol.
So there you go.

Lolz..... Mami water

martha89:
Fulani and Edo's! Others are over hyper due to too much chest beating.

Lolz... Pride right?

Mattex001:
I was charged 10% yesterday tho...

I don't know why cos prior to this time I saw the secular of an increase in service charged on easy credit

But I was Still charged 10% yesterday

*My luck tho*

You can say that again..... Bcus they've been charging me 15%for some days now

gidimasters:
lol, they nau charge 15% instead of the 10%...

BTW why should a beautiful bae lyk u borrow airtime

Hehehe, bro u never see anything oo...... U dnt have, u ask and it shall be given unto you..... Equivalent to borrowing

YourNemesis:
Yoruba

Yeah bro chop knuckle.... As in we are beaurifool

Nawah ooo... Sê it is the increase in fuel to #145 that resulted in the subsequent increase in borrowing airtime from Etisalat nii.....
Abeg drop ur comments

Lyk seriously.... why is everyone for igbo gals like this..... Is it bcus most of them are fair in complexion??

Uhmmm...... It is really difficult to tell which Culture has the most beautiful women....... In my own view, it's the yoruba women.... U see them with their traditional attire, adorned by their beautiful beads.... on their waist..... wrist.... neck..... ankle and as earring.
Talking of their hair styles :koroba, kolese, kojusoko, patewo, ipako elede, suku...... and many more.
Now share your thoughts on this matter...... and let's find out the truth.

MzLarem:
sis of life..wadup.

Aunty mii since all dis weeks, aw are you doing now?

haywhy911:
:oI've come front. How have you been?

Lolz, u suppose come middle,.... av been gud oo, wat of u, Mallam...... Ribadu

DharmyYinks:
Seems it has been answered

Yes Dammy tnx

horlabode:
Use of English, literature in English, government and economics

Alright, thank you very much sir... God bless

Gud morning guys, pls does anyone has any idea of the jamb combo for international relations and it's cut off in unilorin?
Aunty mii MzLarem
DharmyYinks
Fawaz050
Ridwan 1821
And other people, plz it's urgent



Malam Ribadu iyaff come back abi?