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Esss:
Thats not true. Whats romance??

Flowers.
A trip to Paris
Breakfast in bed at the finest hotel in New York
Sun bathing in hawaii
A porshe with her name on the license plates from Italy
Dinner at al-bujarab in in Dubai
All expense paid shopping spree in Milan
Holiday in Spain
24 karat Gold necklace for your birthday
Massage in Singapore
Custom designed cloths by the world finest designers (from Marc Jacobs to Versace to Donna Karen New York)
Tour of a Games reserve in South Africa
Dinner on a 20ft yatch with Enrique Iglesias playing soem sweet tunes just for you.
Concert tickets to your favorite band
A lovely evening at the Marriotts with champain, rose petals, Ice cream and lots of sex.

Plz, if that's what they call romance, I want it

dreeldee:
that's a greeting in my language,just saying hi

Since we're both from same place. . that one na lie. . olodo!

Ijiji1:
@ lonelypal
Abeg no vex but with a name like that, are you sure you not the one storing the bobo's number ?

rotflmao!! dude, you crack me up!!

CH3COO:
Kilo kan e. jokoyo.

gbe nu e soun jo. . kilo tun pada wa fun?

syren:
And of course men want love too.

Let's hope so

RedHotChic:
He was involved with it only once that that was like 13 years ago and since then he's been doing only women. Will that still be a no?

ehrrrrrrrm, sorry. . but N.O!!
13 years? 20 years? w/e he still did it, and he might still remember it and still wanna do it

Ijiji1:
@ poster
post another picture than the one way you put for your profile, that one look like say you be armed rubber.

ROTFLMAO!!

Bleep no!! wha da! 99% of the time, the dude is gay

and if he was involve in it. . lawwwd, why am I even answering this? F.CU.K N.O!

Esss:
Money, sex and alcohol

Good thing that's not what all men want

CH3COO:
Why are you so obsessed with farting

oye kin bere lowo e. . kilode to fin pada wa?

se ofe kin yaso siwo na lenu?

Check his profile na. but is that recent? or 5 years or some ago??

Esss:
@ Topic

What do women really want??

1. MONEY _{(the most important)}
2. Protection
3. Sex
4. Security
5. And last but not the least love.

Now am curious, what do men want?
To satisfy women? ofcourse

and wetin we wan call you for? you wan talk to us but you can't talk to your gf? oga o. . Praise God!

fabulous01:
PRAISE GOD. I VE A GIRL FRIEND WHO I FIND IT DIFFICULT TO TALK WITH HER WHENEVER WE ARE TOGETHER.

And she's your girlfriend?

&bTw, hallelujah

lmao!!

ejo, eba mi bere lo wo e. . ede wo ni ye?

I am a tiny abit above average height
I am me. . me is I
I am 45

We'll need an aboki for that one

onyinye2:
i guess you can say im a pretty romantic person. but when im with a guy, i want to feel that he is my armor to the world. he is there to protect me from the sorrows of life. but hey it could just be me.

Na, it's not you. . it's what you feel. . we all put it in different words. . you're just a bit more poetic

shuppie:
definitely not referring to my mesmerize, just posting the way we used to abuse ourselves when we were growing up that's all,

Thank you jare

jaquan:
awon ofe mmanu , i go do revenge for una thread

Gbe enu e bosibi, kin yaso si

CH3COO:
Stop dreaming please.

arrrrrrrg, I was being sarcastic. . lawwwwwwwwd!!!

beauteous:
Der's nobodi cummin forth for me na
what re sisters for
rem der's love in sharing o

Give you money? sure!
Give you friendship? sure
Help you? sure!
Give you him? you musta lost ya mind

doyin13:
Mesmerize is a host of things. . . . . .Alaya Gbigbe sure ain't one of them

wetin be alaya gbibe?
doyin, leave my oyan o. . wetin na?

CH3COO:
Ego ta mo bus, sinego . . . Doyin says she's [s
Oloyan nla.[/s]

no mind him

onyinye2:
i'll keep it sweet and simple. I want to feel that when my world has fall victim to a pandemonium, that you will be the light at the end of the tunnel. you will bring back sun shine when i live in a state of darkness. that you will be there when i need a shoulder to cry on. tell me that things will be oka as long as we are together. and as we fly as two love birds, you promise to never let me fall.

I enjoy your shakespare. . . . .the leaf to my flower, the color in my crayon , the words in my textbook

beauteous:
If he'z d only one wiff dose qualities in da world
sis,im sure yhu would give him up for me na
or i tk him by force

Sorry o, wnt even give him up for a billion dollars https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif. . I dare not try it!
Sorry sister, go find your own o, they're hiding somewhere. . it's hide N seek game

doyin13:
Eyin arabinrin. . . . . .Ego ta mo bus

yoruba or english?

CH3COO:
Gross! You nasty

na u call me witch na

CH3COO:
Ayangba lo'n jebe. Why are you so sharp-tongued? Obuko dudu oshi. AJE!

emi ni aje?
toba je wipe ajenimi, mati fo lo sibi to wa
ma ti je oko pelebe to ni
oniranu

beauteous:
@ topic--i dnt ask 4 too much
jst dese qualities for now:

A man who xhibit confidence(power)
A man wiff a good sense of humor(fun)
A man who'z financially balance(sense of security)
A man wiff good looks(attraction)
A man with a bit of "bad boy"quality in him(mysterious and independent/strong)

rotflmao!! you're too late! caught him with my fish pole before u

stillwater:
Sho re ooo. _{Hope I got that right.}

lmao!! you tried. . it's sho ara e o or sho ra e o

doyin13:
How did this thread morph into a crash course on Yoruba cussing.?

Oh yes. . , . . .It was 'ala curry' that started it

rotflmao!! you wnt let that slide, would ya?

Ewo tituni agaracha. . ?
ashiwere!

shuppie:
@mesmerize love, not referring to u jare,

I know na, but to my other skiny sis

oloko pelebe!

CH3COO:
Should have been igi itayin, iyale ayon, pelebe

sharrrap!! That was then. .

shuppie:
sometimes skinny ones can be abused by saying ORI BO SE GUN BI OPA

ahhhhhh ika ni yi, efi mi sile o, mi tinrin man o. .