calm down son!

Are you minding him? *hisses*

@ topic
Good things.

me i want everything abeg
nd of course hav 2 be good
i guest i meant hav 2 respect nd calm nd everything abeg
i don tired 4 typin

jaquan:

calm down son!

Son??
If u say that again i will call u grandpa.

LAKANYE~:

women plus want? equals INCOMPARTIBILITY. Women themselves never knows what they want from anything. [b]They change like a weather forcast, partly cloudy today, sunshine and raining the next day. The most honest ones amongst billions of them are full of inconsistencies in a relationship, and cannot figure out what they going to do with their lives. Hence, they look for men to manage their life for them.[/b]

And I presume, men are devoid of emotions?

stillwater:

And I presume, men are devoid of emotions?

Yup. Apparently we are dead inside.

StephenP:

Yup. Apparently we are dead inside.

na u talk am
Is that the reason why yekini no wan rise?

Mesmerize:

na u talk am
Is that the reason why yekini no wan rise?

Stale emotions and erections seldom go hand-in-hand.  Even the most heartless motherfu[i]c[/i]kers can find ways to get it up when it counts the most.  Just my one cent.

CH3COO:

Stale emotions and erections seldom go hand-in-hand. Even the most heartless motherfu[i]c[/i]kers can find ways to get it up when it counts the most. Just my one cent.

Which is worth a lot because I was just going to say that.

CH3COO:

Stale emotions and erections seldom go hand-in-hand. Even the most heartless motherfu[i]c[/i]kers can find ways to get it up when it counts the most. Just my one cent.

Hon, I was joking
where did seun get all this sadist sef?

Mesmerize:

Hon, I was joking
where did seun get all this sadist sef?

LMAO. Dang . . . I've laughed a lot today.

Mesmerize:

Hon, I was joking
where did seun get all this sadist sef?

me sef i was joking back

While growing up in my jejune years, I read one of the fairy books of King Arthur, and there was a time he was thrown a challenge which entailed him loosing his Kingdom if he could not find an answer to a riddle posed at him within three days.

The Riddle was: What Does a Woman Want?

He was lucky enough to find an old hag of a woman to tell him the answer on the third day of the riddle challenge, which was: To Always Have Her Way.

Growing up over the years, with my experiences with women, I have come to the realization that a woman indeed and truly always want to have her way.

If in doubt, ask the mothers of old. Eve, Sarah. . . . .

Ask Mel Gibson - he knows what women want.

@poster:

Honestly, sometimes I ask myself the same question. All I know women must have the three M's in her life

[b]M[/b]an
[b]M[/b]oney and
[b]M[/b]ake-up

along with love and trust

Cayon:

@poster:

Honestly, sometimes I ask myself the same question. All I know women must have the three M's in her life

[b]M[/b]an
[b]M[/b]oney and
[b]M[/b]ake-up

along with love and trust

I dont wear make up and dont need the money if i have a man. so again i say all i need is a man.

What do i mean by i need a man, to me a man is defined as such:

One that provides for his family - emotionally, spritually, finacially, physically
One that keeps his word and is a man of his word

When i dont have to worry if something i ask of him is done, when i dont have to second guess if a bill was paid, when i know that if i go to him with a problem he will solve it or figure out a soluation w/ me then i know that i have a man.

I have been running my house and taking care of my family since i was 15 but now that weight has been lifted off my shoulders and get to be a woman and let my man be the man of the house and just handle it. God it feels so good finally to really truely be a woman. Call me old fashioned but damit i love taking this passenger seat.

I want everything

StephenP:

Yup. Apparently we are dead inside.

So if I should throw a punch, you won't feel it?

stillwater:

So if I should throw a punch, you won't feel it?

With your weight, he would not even notice

Pataki:

While growing up in my jejune years, I read one of the fairy books of King Arthur, and there was a time he was thrown a challenge which entailed him loosing his Kingdom if he could not find an answer to a riddle posed at him within three days.

The Riddle was: What Does a Woman Want?

He was lucky enough to find an old hag of a woman to tell him the answer on the third day of the riddle challenge, which was: To Always Have Her Way.

Growing up over the years, with my experiences with women, I have come to the realization that a woman indeed and truly always want to have her way.

If in doubt, ask the mothers of old. Eve, Sarah. . . . .

What way?? They don't understand what they want themselves.
Tell her to write a list of all what she wants. . . . .do everything for her and i promise u in 3 days, she would complain about kizzack somehow.
The best bet is to drop your shoulders cos you can never know with WOMEN.

Hannibal:

What way?? They don't understand what they want themselves.
Tell her to write a list of all what she wants. . . . .do everything for her and i promise u in 3 days, she would complain about kizzack somehow.
The best bet is to drop your shoulders because you can never know with WOMEN.

I don't know why you're hitting your head on the wall when we all know that human wants are unlimited, it's simply not gender specific.

Mesmerize:

With your weight, he would not even notice

Sho re ooo. _{Hope I got that right.}

stillwater:

I don't know why you're hitting your head on the wall when we all know that human wants are unlimited, it's simply not gender specific.

It's more pronounced in women than MEN!!!!
Women are humungously insatiable.

@ topic--i dnt ask 4 too much
jst dese qualities for now:

A man who xhibit confidence(power)
A man wiff a gud sense of humor(fun)
A man who'z financially balance(sense of security)
A man wiff gud looks(attraction)
A man wif a bit of "bad boy"quality in him(mysterious and independent/strong)

stillwater:

Sho re ooo. _{Hope I got that right.}

lmao!! you tried. . it's sho ara e o or sho ra e o

beauteous:

@ topic--i dnt ask 4 too much
jst dese qualities for now:

A man who xhibit confidence(power)
A man wiff a good sense of humor(fun)
A man who'z financially balance(sense of security)
A man wiff good looks(attraction)
A man with a bit of "bad boy"quality in him(mysterious and independent/strong)

rotflmao!! you're too late! caught him with my fish pole before u

CH3COO:

Ask Mel Gibson - he knows what women want.

me i feel like askin u first
u should kno aswell

If he'z d only one wiff dose qualities in da world
sis,im sure yhu wud give him up for me na
or i tk him by force

Hannibal:

It's more pronounced in women than MEN!!!!
Women are humungously insatiable.

I give up.

Mesmerize:

lmao!! you tried. . it's sho ara e o or sho ra e o

Ok.

origina9ja:

me i feel like askin u first
u should kno aswell

Yes I know.  Please dial my mobile -  0808888888.  Ask for Mustafa. But I will encourage you to visit directly. The address is 419 Yahoo-Yahoo Road, Ajegunle Lagos. Ask for boys quarter 69.

i'll keep it sweet and simple. I want to feel that when my world has fall victim to a pandemonium, that you will be the light at the end of the tunnel. you will bring back sun shine when i live in a state of darkness. that you will be there when i need a shoulder to cry on. tell me that things will be oka as long as we are together. and as we fly as two love birds, you promise to never let me fall.

beauteous:

If he'z d only one wiff dose qualities in da world
sis,im sure yhu would give him up for me na
or i tk him by force

Sorry o, wnt even give him up for a billion dollars . . I dare not try it!
Sorry sister, go find your own o, they're hiding somewhere. . it's hide N seek game