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tosyne2much:
hahahahahahhaa plagiarism.. Make I rush comment b4 pasqal09 close down this thread

melotreaah:
rigorous exercises like?

Pes13:
@ Jennimma, wao, u ar xo xo beautiful, exactly my type (moderate stature, moderate br**st, great smile, sexy eyes, sharp figure . My mum will fall in luv wit u.

Hw about by chance/fate we got married in d nearest future.

U ar in ur late teen while I'm a little older. U should b 5ft6'' tall, while I'm 5ft10''(almost 1.8m). We look good 2geder in white and black.


After our marriage, we shall visit paris 4 our honeymoon

We will den build our mansion @ lasgidi, Victoria garden city.

We shall av 3 children (2 male, 1 female)

They will study in UK(software Engr, doc and a lawyer)

@ 60, after our retirement, we shall watch HARRY PORTER season 20 in our mansion. wat a perfect life.

Kiss me




Its good 2 day-dream make nobody wake me oo.

LEvuls:
Can someone tell her?
Can someone please go tell her?
Tell her I’m not a bad guy(how will you admit you're bad when chyking a gal),
Tell her I love God too,
Tell her though I’m not perfect,
I don’t pretend(okay)
Tell her I’m but a good guy(you wouldn't say you're bad,would you?).
Tell her, for her I lost my heart(then how are you still alive).
.
[/b]Tell her I think of her
Nights before I sleep
Tell her I respect her
But I’m a misogynist
Can someone please tell her?
Though she’s brilliant
And God-full than I,
Though I have no money
And the good words she wants,
I know she has feelings too.
Can someone please tell her?
Tell her she’s my first
Tell her she’s my thirst,
Tell her troubadours love too,
Tell her I love her,
Tell her I want to be with her,
Can someone please go tell her?[/b] now,i love this


by my hommie Soul’e Rhymez.

We cant deny our love for u JenniSweet

Lordabas:
You said your girlfriend is a nairalander, do you get jealous when you see nairaland womanizers frolicking around her?

and Why do you love her?

*abeg answer the 2nd question shes watching *

Jennimma:
your point of view,darling.

Jennimma:
i guess,most men should learn to listen to women...we've our wahala and i must say,are numerous. We're weaker and more emotional beings,so we need attention.

Lordabas:
Whats the craziest thing you've said during an orgäsm?

slimedge:
YouComot for hia ..which beards be dat?Shey na dis your sparsely dispersed beards wey dey ur jaw like scooby doo own u dey yarn about?Go hide ur face inside ground like ostrich because nuttin dey am to fear...park well oga!

Galads:
My mentality and yours are different. All I can say is Goodluck to you.

slimedge:
...Me or you?shooo! See dis guy o

Galads:
Is it every sin that God takes action on? Every little evil thing you do in life has its side effect.you can't plant yaM and harvest potato

slimedge:
NL Guys why do most of you digress a lot?At a point,I thought Uju was a topic.Only to find out that she's just one cool gurl that's using her look to stir up contention here...Unfortunately,the 'UJU' that has gained fame and enjoyed so much publicity here can't be everybody's precious stone...If at all she's going to finally fall for any guy's lyrical prowess,it has to be just one guy...And I think that guy is me ..

dwizzed:
abeg no b so....mai spirit no flow wit nairaland

Galads:
If you bliv in God, there are lots of things you will not even say. Am sure if you were the one, you will not even seek for advice. So because someone is begging you to sin, you will jump at it? Experience is the best teacher but don allow that be your portion. You can't always eat your cake and have it. If you don't concur with my theory, you actually mean you don't believe there is sin aNd you don't have conscieNce. How will you sleep with another's wife aNd be able to sleep at night? Well some pple ain't got coNscieNce. Peace

OluwaChinenyenwa:
When a guy says he is broke.. He is done with you

Galads:
Do you really bliv in God? My use style do evangelism. Cut your dicck if it will allow you to sin. Devil will not force you to eat cocolate and cos ur hungry you use 2hands collect am. Remember devil will use his long spoon to take back his cocolate.

Galads:
Do to others what you want others to do to you...you know what she wants and if you try it, another man will touch your wife.. Karma is a bitcch

naijaboiy:
how possible is that

Oga you need recent passport o

englishmart:
sire, this is The 19th time You've told me this. I think it's high time you stooped reiterating this

englishmart:
my palm can cover her waist.

Even if she spends $10bn, I don't see her getting any fatter

Afrodija aka afrotina

englishmart:
my palm can cover her waist.

Even if she spends $10bn, I don't see her getting any fatter

Afrodija aka afrotina