₦airaland Forum

Yes it exists
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That's if they were never in love

harvey:
One,i don't have a best friend and 2 my friends don't know my lover.so i think am a little safe from such.but if it happens, for the love i have for my lover I'll take her back and keep the pregnancy if she still wants to be with me.cos presently am in love with my wife to be,and i mean LOVE.love that knows no bound.

balderdash

When a girl provokes you,don't beat her . . Walk out on her and give her the SILENCE treatment,don't pick her calls,just ignore her . . This method is fiercer than beating her.

tygaweezy:
That's not entirely true, when a good looking guy is single,no lady wud Eva biliv it when he says it
BOY: yu knw, its really bin a while... I miss bein in a relationship and a serious one @ dat
GIRL: lol..story for the gods, as if you are truely single .. Playboy like you .
That is so frustrating I tell you,because this whole scene where a girl would slide her phone number to a handsum stranger sitting nxt 2 her in a bar rarely happens , so wen gals watch tinx like dat in movies,dey biliv every good lookin guy is taken or is a player .

last time i checked,ladies prefer lies to truth

uju18:
person wey don run since

why u allow am go na . . I don notice say u don dey fall in luv wit d guy bt i dey doubt am b4.

uju18:
I no see any rope jo

search under that table, u wil see it

I don't know why . . All i know is that ,I've bought this land
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this land belongs to the ojukwu family,Beware of 419ers , tresspassers will be shot , survivors will be struck by thunder

Even if you list 100steps . . Pesin wey no go marry u,no go marry u

Most times,love is not just enough . .

slimedge:
... Na wa ooo...When you see yaba patients,once,you will know them..Abeg make una join hands make we catch this guy and return him to the yaba left that he broke out from...Wetin join yaba and benin together o?

i wonder o . . Uju18 bring dat rope wey dey 4 corner,make we tie dis guy before he go remove im clothe run enter market

samflexxy:
if it happens bayern and Madrid combined won't be able to defeat chelseafc i remain loyal to chelseafc

whc yeye sumtin u dey tok? . . Wetin messi wan kum play for EPL? . . Even bayern and madrid dey defeat barca wey mess dey . . Not to tok wen he'l mov to chelsea

Chubhie:
To imagine few years ago we all thought and joked that Nigerians love life hence, suicide bombing ain't our thing. Alas, it has become a norm. If our leaders have come to accept this as a norm and as a platform to play politics what are the masses been used as collateral damage doing? Sit on the internet and type RIP like yours truly? Let US all as a people unite and fight our common two enemies- Boko harem and our politicians.

why won't suicide bombing turn to be our thing,my people are blinded by false religion! . . Reasons why ppl turn atheists daily

Neldrizzy:
POINT OF CORrECTION...... Uniben skul fee is 45K in 100L, only pharmacy stdnt pays 50K in 100L,... Normal skul fee is 12k for indigene and 14k for non indigene...

medical students 65k in 100L

Interviewer: if you were an animal what will you like to be?
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ME: An interviewer
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They nearly tore my certificates

ojingbe:
DAT is we resume a week before

perfect

ojingbe:
uniben to resume next semester Jan 17.


who knows d price for jamb admission letter card and jamb original result card from jamb office

what does this imply? . . I mean how does it affects the clearance?

Some be like, "i'm always me" . . Before nko? Na another person u wan be?

uju18:
Pls I need u guys assistance,a friend said I should ask around about change of course,if he's goina pay for it,his chances,and how to get started pls I need an answer

50k . . And a high G.P . .

I dey hear sumtins abt kulkatty,na true? . . How i tak miss d gist na?

Sugarcoated . . You're sighted . . Hi
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Suley316,how u dey man?

mizzkeji44:
Just make money,d rest is history

#facts only . . It's very rare for NL girls to confess the truth. I must commend you

After failing waec and jamb for 5years,
after all the stress you went through seeking for admission,
After soaking garri for countless times before and after lectures,
after using all those food formulas 1-0-1,e.t.c,
after all the lecturers assignments,test and exam writing,
after staying up to read in the night for most of your days in the university,
After writing your final exams,
then one old woman in your village,will now say you will not reap the fruit of your labour.
I declare to all you reading this that you will not die before your glory shines in Jesus name

The act of pouring water on a graduate is weird . . Him being asthmatic makes the act weirder.

Especially Agricultural courses . . It's so underrated

frankmoney:
#life of an architecture student ....
after medicine and surgery , architecture is one of the most stressful course

dentistry,vet medicine, engineering still beats it

Thunder will fire those who don't mind their business . . Person dey wear hat snap pishure,wetin cum concern u?

Between flat future and big ones, i no knw d 1 wey i hate pass . . I love them moderate

sodawater:
Hi guys!

There's this guy I met 5 months ago at the galleria and we're both honestly in love as I'm writing this. After series of physical background checks on him, I realised he's good for me. I discussed this with my married elder sister and she advised we Pray about the relationship with her Prophet to know God's say about it. The Prophet said he only see's the guy as a lamp to my path, that he'll help me achieve all I needed in my lifetime and he's the link to my future husband. He advised I stick with him for now and be the best I can ever be to him but I should always remember he's just a lamp to my path.

I'm so confused right now bc I love him so much and I don't want to betray his love in the nearest future.

Please give me rational advice.... thanks!

no matter the advice we give you,if you were never meant to be,then you never will be. . . My mum told me that when they went to a prophet(you know olden days stuff abt marriage na) for her to know who to marry,that the prophet said 4 men will cum ask 4 her hand in marriage,that the fourth man is her future husband(this time that i'm talking my father had had nothing,no house,no cars,just a mere teacher with a little salary), but still my mum married him . . Now,they're happily married(i've never seen a day that my dad raised a finger on my mum or my mum yelled at my father since birth) ,with a house,cars and kids