₦airaland Forum

FrancisTony: This is why it's not advisable to write Jamb in S.s3 or with A.R.

After all the jamb and post jamb struggle, Wassce will be an obstacle.

*Unfollows thread once again*

Tessy10: Hey! Am so happy...whr do i run 2 nw...nairaland nr contain me agn o...am i dreamin?

sheylarhh: Go flaconet go... Make us proud!... #Team Naija

Ryota: Good evenin people.how ave the day bein so far.can't wait to make a come back tonight.thank God for my life,those children nearly gave me a heart attack.see u all tonight.luv

viccipedia: So petitqueen that I called more than 50times when I got to school for putme, posted again on dis thread without asking for or of me? Boy o boy! #teammisspreety# *wink*

ahika: Guy stay ur lane. Defend ur religion and let others speak for themselves. Abi u don forget xay there is a thin line between Islam and Terrorism. I go repeat stay ur lane

Profoshodin: I see. I welcome yu people to the university of benin. Expect admission list from august 25 on jamb site. That's d info reaching me frm uab

emma2cute: she is a goat i quoted the text someone else said it.

purpleprincess: i'm not sorry to say this........u're plain dumb! What has uniben got to do wit waec

Swagalord18: with all due respect bro,
you are plain dumb.

kelvindim: Guy see as you don contradict the law for bible bcoz of Ebola, hehehe...anyways I ain't bathing with noi'n #Lobatan!

kelvindim: For were! All rumours. If it were to be true, how come Liberia where it all began didn't know of such...or even sierra-leone and the rest countries or at most U.S of A? Na only Naija things dey different, dem can see vision abi na prophecy. Chaii! See hammering on top salt & bitter kola head.....na who go borrow me moola make I take start business?!

kelvindim: Before everyone goes panicking about the trending rumour about the so called prophecy of adding salt to water before bathing and a little to water before drinking BEFORE going out blah blah blah to prevent Ebola...lemme get this straight with my pals in here, it's all an ernomous blatant rumour Jeez! Just imagine, waking people up to the sound of un-ending phone calls about the aforementioned. Na wah ooh...
To clear the air Just call this health care number for free with all networks: 0800326524357 to confirm it. "Ebola virus can't be cured/prevented by bathing with salt water shikenah!!!"
Naija! I hail!!!! Una can carry rumour!!! Market women dem don see dem don happy! See salt business, sachet go become 1 000naira soon enough.

viccipedia: The honorable minister for uniben affairs is wishing you all a wonderful weekend.

Top of the morning to u all my people.....to the rappers and lyricist..ride on... To d comic book analysts...more grease to your elbows.. And to everyone, keep hope alive.
E-MATRIC loading.....
Mesoade, u never pray for 2days straight since I come back from my Sabbath... Just wait...chizzy dey bring koboko
And remember..... The elevator to success is closed, but the stairs is always open....Zig Zigla #operationrememberchizzy#

Signed
Vicci

Neldrizzy: dats name of a street in abuja

ojingbe: whr in ondo

ojingbe: ondo

ojingbe: e tight o

emma2cute: wow I feel Honoured bro. You have just demonstrated that Maturity is not with Age, but is in the mind. Welcome Back !!!

ojingbe: we will just call hez number nd he will just answer us. Mesode hwva

Ryota: matriarchy

ahika: Which of these states has the appellation 'Fountain of Knowledge'?

A. Ekiti
B. Lagos.
C. Ondo
D. Anambra

3coins: feminocracy??

Ryota: lol i think its called a tadpole

ahika: The yellow flowers at the base of the Nigerian coat of arm are called......

A. Ceteris Paribus
b. Dignity
c. Costus Spectabilis
D. Peace signs