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Taylor184: na u oo..

na God o

Taylor184: Ehn ehn...tricks too plenty for card,dats y i dnt lyk it...

datz more d reason why i like it....u gat to win any which way....violence excluded.

Taylor184: Okies...coz me dey reason say u go sabi roll dice gan ni....dozen tinz

nope....i do CARD instead.

Dis is funny: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: Igbati, Ifoti, Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Igbadi, Abara. etc These are types of Slaps that will make you think you were an adopted child. IGBARUN will make you correct your wrong doing lesekese! The beauty of IFOTI is you will confess your sins on the spot. ABARA will make you confess all d crimes u committed without hesitation. With IFAKUN, u will sweat in cold weather. ILADI will make you pee in your newpants! Now, IGBAJU oloyi is the worst of all... This will make you do all of the above at once! God bless our parents for the good upbringing! Enjoy ur day

Taylor184: Dey whine me o...whr u put shakur na,abi u dey use style talk say shakur no b fyn boi ni?jooor ooo...o da eyan mo,o mo shakur,abi o le chewin gum mo oju ni?lol

im eyes dey dry cleaner place...

Mikebis: hahaha..oga me o,ma ba ye mi je,fynestboi na d fynest guy eva liveth 4 dis thread o,nd u b d boz,nd mesopotamia b d master,i trowe cap 4 all of u na

alakoba ni bobo yi o

Taylor184: lolz...u and shakur no lyk me...sinzu,dz ur signature na wao

lolz.....wetin do am?.....itz jst one of ma invented punchiz

dapsondou: Them don born u then?

lwkmd!

shakur07: if dem cut am nao or not e go reach sumtym wey b say d tin sef no go dy useful like dah again sef

so d earlier,the better

Taylor184: bro,u wicked o...tnx for your help anyway!let it remain dre,d tin no dey dzturb m,so let it jst remain dre fa*lol

lolz....u dey fear?

cleverj01: Jesu! Neva knew u'r dis mean!

itz nt being mean.....i call it rendering a helping hand.

shakur07: omo dose ibadan babes dat oh Yhu don remember ao saint janet dey package em for ha song ni

dat razzzzzzz b!-tch!

Taylor184: sinzu bro,im plannin to be d pope in d nearest future,so no babe...ma baye mi je na

i can help u wif d castration....it'lk be alot more better that way.

cleverj01: Ahahah! Funy u! Na u i dey luk up2 na

me wey no knw nafin

Taylor184: EsuShakur of life....im gud bro...jst lonely

diz broda z always lonely....y u no fit clinch wif all doz ibadan babes till u.i resume...

cleverj01: Finaly u made use of dos prety fingers of urs! First of all! Wats d name?

diz cleverJ get punchlinez pass me sha...."finally u made use of doz pretty fingers of urz"

Taylor184: bro,close d chapter abeg....

seconded.

[quote author="Emi ni iwe"]ds one wey agagu go die foe d 2nd tym nao na wa oh na to dey fear funeral nao sef cos d deads sef don dey para dem no wan travel alone[/quote]na xo

dead body get accident,na Fela talk am.Me I say, dem no build good roads,them de fly private jet.dem die,dem continue to fly private jet.the road them refused to repair conspire with the air,dem suddenly landed on the ground wey dem refused to make good for the poor masses.Any how,I say RIP to the dead's dead......and "thank your star" to the survivors.

Sadeluhv: Morning,how was yah nite?

fine fine

Taylor184: Lolim even plannin to call d admission help desk line sef...i jst got dia num 4rm dia site...make dem tel me awfa wit d list

goodluck wif dat.....sha cum give us feedback.....

cleverj01: Hmmm! Wo could dat b?

o fe baye mi je abi?

Taylor184: Loland hu is dat o

me i don't know oo......i dnt wanna mention names b4 dey come and waylay me...

cleverj01: Bt guy u beliv say i neva even read dis jim iyk news self na jst headline i c. Wetin T.B joshua deliver am of?

me sef never read d full story...bt i learnt after d deliverance,jim dey ask him p.a "where d faq z ma shoe"

cleverj01: Am sitin a wicked man wo loves removin ppl's teeth(DR Hesjay) nd a veri rugged political Eronko"animal"(MORGAN)

lwkmd!....what abt d okro mouthed who love talking before a small god[my lord]?

cleverj01: Apgahah! Na God go punish devil! Na u dem go cari go yabaleft

lwkmd!......me no get businez wif yableft....instead make i go dia,i go go T.B Joshua church for deliverance,jst lile Jim Iyke.

cleverj01: Bt nt evri1 would undstnd

yeah.....u'r right.

cleverj01: Of cus i undstnd u bro! Am nt talkin abt d reality of rap! Am speakin in context wit a thread as diverse as d UI thread. Nt evri1 would undstnd were u'r comin frm!

yeah of course......i knw sum pple'll get mad at me on seeing d post.....and i apologize.....afterall itz all for fun.

cleverj01: In martin luther king junior's voice! I'v a dream dat in a second's tym our admision list would b released. I'v a dream dat nt withstandin a nairalander's post utme score he or she would b admited. I'v a dream dat MBSS nd LAW cut-off would b as low as 29 i'v a dream, dat we would al meet in UI during d clearance . I'v a dream dat ASSU strike would b called off dis weekend i'v a dream.......................... So help me God!

May day! May day!
Clever J is running mad again!
Send in the Medics!
Do you copy?
Send in the medics immediately!
OVER!

So basically,what u tryna say is dat after having ma first degree in philosophy,i'll have to sit for jamb again to study law or apply as a direct entry student to have my 2nd degree in law and dat solely depend on ma grade and hw long my leg is?

cleverj01: Dere ws ntin on dat link wen i opened it

dnt mind him

cleverj01: Baami gudmrnin oh! Am sensin some elements of pride in ya post oh! #personal observation though

diz aint pride......writing poetry z totally diff frm writing a song or writing heavy punchiz.....if u call diz pride,den u don't really knw wah hip hop z.......i.e when jayZ said "ur future z ma past-everyfin u'r hussling to have,i've had"........can u term dat as pride?.......
Datz jst basically wah hip hop z all abt.......I've been to battles where itz 100% diss.....diss ur opponent's momma,papa,etc......and u dnt take offence at it....instead of getting mad at it,it'll simply make u stronger to make ur punchiz deadlier.....itz called HIP HOP