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[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]See urself!!....How much is d cost per night?
How much do u think it costs ro take a grl on just one-week vacation to Jeju??.....[/quote]i no pity ur education at all.......ordinary eko hotel na btw 60-80k per night jst 4 lodging....food/drink nt inclusive.

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]If there is anything i'l give to her as my love,i'l say its trust..
I trust her ...*winkz*....so 4get it...lol
intercontinental??...sounds like shh!...
Your mates r taking grls on trip to Bahamas,Dubai,Jeju,TUrks n Caicos,....[/quote]see u!....u no even dey up to date....d hotel i mentioned z currently d best in naija.....d lodging fees dia per night can pay ur tuition fees 4 ur entire stay in u.i......

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]If i talk say u b bad boy na...u go dey deny...
Baddest Manga eer liveth...

how u take pass d crk class na?...
Shey d physics master no chase u out ni?[/quote]miraculously,i had B's in subject i hated and spent less time reading and had C's in subject i love and read most.I hated subjects lyk math,econs,yoruba,crk,agric,french was made compulsory in ma school den bt i always jump window out once itz time 4 d subj.As 4 d physics teacher,he was even encouraging me to switch to science of which i dare nt coz i hated calc....

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]'near'...
I didnt get 'near' her na...
But i hope i can Caress sha?...
The grl sef don talk am say na 'hesjay' ooo...
ACId.....i hv d base....
I'm sure ud nt understand that...
Do u knw what neutralization is??..*arts student**[/quote]you'll av transformed to "adiye abolorun" b4 u get d base/neutralizer............seems i 4got to tell u dat i use to jump window outa yoruba and crk class to join science student in dia lab.......i love physics practical dan ma gf in sec sch then......and as for our madam,she's obviously nt telling u d truth......we were together @ intercontinental hotel last friday.....

Sum1 should pls help us beg unilag to release d supplementary list na.......diz suspense z getting outa hand.....

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]I don jam gobe today o..
I dey church,instead make i pray and listen,i bn dey luk one babe[/quote]BURSTED AGAIN....!.......GAME OVER!

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]O boi.....make i no talk sha
Ife mii....bawo ni..
.u no go church so?..dis one wey u post dis tym,abi u dey nairaland for chuch ni?[/quote]hmmm......hesjay,warn yasef oo........d nxt time i see u near diz babe,na acid things oo.....

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Congrats to Crowther.....
Unilorin neva answer 2nd choice sha....buh dem admission shady small o....
Make u.i ansa us oo..baba don dey vex..
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Got o church ooo al of u wey dey view d topic..
Me dey church sha...buh i no concentrate..i jus dey eye one babe here.....[/quote]BURSTED!

Shake ur head very well

godofphysics: 10? Walai dey no fit see am even 4 senior sec. sch let alöne university. Dem fit manage see male virgins sha

lwkmd....

[quote author=Itz_pretzy] [/quote]BURSTED!

Dnt worry.ma p.a'll do dah 4 me.

Isaolamide: ...i cn c dat ar corupt...no doubt in dat.

i can't decipher what you wrote....pls refrain......

FG to ASUU-"produce 10 female undergraduate virgin and we shall meet your demands"

FG to ASUU-"produce 10 female undergraduate virgin and we shall meet your demands"

FG to ASUU-"produce 10 female undergraduate virgin and we shall meet your demands"

Forza p: ^^^ well it's u who knws ur chances of gainin admission in unilag&UI bt i wil advice u 2 get d lasu form jst 2 be on d safer side

thanks forza P.Can u pls give me d details of d procedures.......will i av to go to d bank or z it online payment and hw much z it?

gentlefada: but thats how it starts. Someone starts by saying my skul is the best, someone else responds and before you can say jack robinson the thread becomes a rep ur UNI thread and it loses its original purpose........again go figure

seconded!

Sum1 pls help.I'm waiting 4 unilag supplementary list and u.i putme but i want to purchase lasu putme form on monday with a jamb score of 212.I intend choosing philosophy for lasu.can sum1 pls advice if i should buy it or not.
My jamb combo includes:eng,lit,govt and econs.
Prompt response'll be highly appreciated.

Mismak: @Becalina to sure ju, congrats dear!....
hmmmm sinzu d baddest guy, u too spoil nd corrupt...nawti badst boi...lmao

chai!........i'm a good boy........i'm born again.....

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Hesjay: I saw a strap of your bra
TEACHER: Hesjay Get out! No class for you for a week!
[Another Boy laughs
TEACHER: Why did you laugh?
Shakur: I saw both straps of the bra
TEACHER: Shakur Get out! No class for you for 1 month!
[Teacher bends down to pick chalk & Sinzu
started walking
out
TEACHER: Sinzu, why are you going out?
Sinzu: If i tell u What I saw just now, I think my school
days are over!.
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Dnt u think sinzu is a bad guy?[/quote]#rolling on d floor........lwkmd!

Oh God dat answereth by fire,compensate me by making ma name appear on unilag supplementary list this year........Every power from ma father/mother's house that want to stand in ma way this year,holy ghost catapilar,crush dem to pieces......These and many more i ask u lord through ur only son jesus christ.......AMEN.

Can sum1 pls tell keshi to apologize to the malawian coach!

See hw diz place be lyk sey curfew dey........

Damsman10: as in seriously?

yeah

Itz re-opened.

Damsman10: my brother help me ask them o

who ask u too to quote me?

Una no dey tire?

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Last man standing!

nicotine62: K.tnx a lot.my cousin is almst creepin out.lol

sorry bt diaz sumfim creepy abt ur name.....NICOTINE........do u smoke?