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engr lucky: ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Choose the word or set of words that, when inserted in the sentence, BEST fits the meaning of the sentence as a whole.
1. This meat is tough; please give me the one that is .................
A tender
B soft
C hard
D chewable
E good
2. With scant rainfall and a history of .........., the country is one of the most arid.
A deserts
B farming
C manufacturing
D drought
E conservation
3 The three designers........... the new project, ............ their individual talents and many years of experience.
A boycotted... brandishing
B cure... carefully
C agonized over... compensating
D quarreled over... combining
E collaborated on... pooling
4 Scratching, though a useful self-remedy for an occasional itch, can........... a problem by damaging the skin if performed too ...........
5 Climate models do not yield ......... forecasts of what the future will bring; such models serve only as a clouded crystal ball in which a range of ........... possibilities can be glimpsed.
A meteorological... discarded
B definitive... plausible
C practical .... impeccable
D temporal ... Scientific
E conventional... forgotten
6 To her great relief, John found that wearing sunglasses in bright sunlight helped to ......... her headaches.
A ascertain
B dislocate
C mitigate
D extend
E propagate
7 The cell biologist performs both classical and contemporary works; he is honoured as an active .............. of the new and as ........... interpreter of the old.
A excluder... a disciplined
B reviler.... an unparalled
C disparager... pathetic
D champion.... an inadequate
E proponent..... an incomparable
8 The............ of the programme charged with developing a revolutionary reactor based on nuclear fusion confidently predicted that there would soon be proof of the reactor's ..............
A directors.... redundancy
B adversaries.... profitability
C originators..... futility
D critics...... efficiency
E advocates..... feasibility
9 Despite his frequent shifting of allegiance, Richard is not a flagrant......, but he is nontheless a striking specimen of moral ...........
A novice... excellence
B malefactor.... earnestness
C idealist..... ignorance
D opportunist... equivocation
E paragon..... immaturity
10 Through a series of ..........., Prof Osunbor presented a dramatic narrative that portrayed life in the ancient Benin kingdom.
A conundrums
B vignettes
C dynamics
D factors
E tangents

1A 2B 3E 4NONE 5B 6C 7B 8E 9B 10B

I Wake up
scratch ma ballz
scratch ma ass
sniff ma fingers
arrrgggh............
now i can face the rigorous day.

I be dey think say na only unilag no dey reliable.UI sef don join d league.

shakur07: na today i believe say MA PRAYERS DEY effective * ds mumu antispam don dash me ban sinz aftanoon ** i swear down na me go destroy d BOT *today of all days

ahahahahah........d anti spam bot no send iyalaya anybody ooo

E be lyk sey diz suspense don dey affect we 2nd choice candidates ooo.

Fynestboi: Same shoelol me dey chop potato with akara ni cum join me *winks*

thankz jawe.Assuming u be woman nw,i 4 talk sey "i'll drink it via ur mammalry gland".bt as per sey u be man,i no won situatn wia fashola go send me go 14yrs imprisonment.

Me no even dey detered by d whole saga[maybe coz i be 2nd choice candidate] bt i'm jst cooling off with videos,pictures and editorials abt d river state/amaechi/jona/patience/soyinka's SAGA.I swear d whole event na season film on itz own.

*You can extract a hippopotamus from the swamp but you cannot extract the swamp from the hippopotamus.
*If you marry an illeterate,you are bound to make stupid mistakes like jonathan.
Wole soyinka

*You can extract a hippopotamus from the swamp but you cannot extract the swamp from the hippopotamus.
*If you marry an illeterate,you are bound to make stupid mistakes like jonathan.
Wole soyinka

*You can extract a hippopotamus from the swamp but you cannot extract the swamp from the hippopotamus.
*If you marry an illeterate,you are bound to make stupid mistakes like jonathan.
Wole soyinka

Leystra: As in around Fagba, Puposola, Iju/Ishaja reach Powerline to Agbado na my area o... B careful make train no con nak u apako ooo...

i lived with sum1 in da area{station b/stp-alamutu estate} 4 lyk 4 months.Na train horn dey wake perron up every morning.

Hausa: is it @ ijora?

around pen cinema,enrout fagba.

PrinceAdepoju: Amen and me too..

prince,u too lyk awoof!

Posting comments on nairaland on a rail line.

Music update*Listening to 'body to body'-Acehood ft Chris brown.

Listening to 'body to body'-Acehood ft Chris brown.

Somebody telk sharkur dat i have declared him persona non grata on UNILAG thread so dat d girls dia won't start getting pumped up.

I need a huge help from you guys.As a result of d fact dat ma phone can't read pdf files,i'll really appreciate if some1 kind enuf can help me EDIT,COPY AND PASTE & SEND to ma mail the past question in such a way dat i'll be able to read it.
Ma mail z:Adeniranfiyinfoluwa@gmail.com.
God bless whoever can do this for me.I need a huge help from you guys.As a result of d fact dat ma phone can't read pdf files,i'll really appreciate if some1 kind enuf can help me EDIT,COPY AND PASTE & SEND to ma mail the past question in such a way dat i'll be able to read it.
Ma mail z:Adeniranfiyinfoluwa@gmail.com.
God bless whoever can do this for me.I need a huge help from you guys.As a result of d fact dat ma phone can't read pdf files,i'll really appreciate if some1 kind enuf can help me EDIT,COPY AND PASTE & SEND to ma mail the past question in such a way dat i'll be able to read it.
Ma mail z:Adeniranfiyinfoluwa@gmail.com.
God bless whoever can do this for me.

cleverj01: Wow! We'ev got som tinz in comon! 1st we both chose ui nw we both chose polyibadan nd funy enuf we ar ritin desame day3 desame tym nd desame centre! Wow! Bro am lukin forward 2 meet u

looking 4ward 2 meeting u too bro.I'm sammy.Add me up on 2go:oluwasinyu,facebook:psalmuel sammy sam

shakur07: and u tink u gonna drink d fanta all alone ** abeg lemme too av oh *drops straw into it **

SHARKur again!wetin diz womanHunter dey find here?

Seunfunmi18: Sorri when is d post utme coming up..... Cause i hav already registered dey jst gave me tyme nd my venue..... No date included.....

same here too oo.They only put venue:ICT CENTRE,BESIDE WEMA BANK.
DATE&TIME:Day 3,12:00-1:30pm.

jaymejate: pls dnt even bother 2 cum for the post utme exam cos it will create more space for others. Dnt waste ur tym, go to d private uni., God 4bid u quit ur studentship in 2yrs tym. Opp., cums nt buh 1ce.

dude,meet me at the top.

[quote author=@farano]SUCCESS! SUCCESS!! SUCCESS!!!!!!!! If u know ur name is Success indicate by clickin on 'like'[/quote]1st to like.

Make UI sha do fast answer una 1st choice so dat we 2nd choice go knw our fate!

NAPAD007: Must u go to d school? There ar many other schools out there dat u can apply to

definitely if i have my way i'll opt out.I was already b4 i realizd i chose wrongly.

NAPAD007: Wat u av written is tantamount to rubbish....i wil advise u to adopt nuptia harakiri as option...

oooh.....i see!
You're one of em loud mouthed niggas in d school.

jakesund: And all the 'DR's and 'PROF's could not help your grammatical expression?..U.I sucks big time.

ode! Na u cum be grammarian abi?
Na im make u still kaput 4 ouz dey find admission.

Raji Babatunde: 4uk u off shey na orisun dirty....gwetest Orisurite...

i dnt wanna excgange words wif u.Diz aint what dey told,itz what i saw masef.I spent 2 days in d skul,walking almost everywhere,from south to middlebelt to north.d skul aint organised at all.

BRAINEE123: LASU bi ti bawò? Ten yrs ago ni yèn naw! Give doz rascal attributes to UNIBEN or EKPOMA.

if u witnezd d last protest against tuition fees hike u won't be talking lyk diz.A BRT bus was hijacked n use to block d road on 1 syd anoda trailer carrying container was hijacked n used to block d road on anoda syd{i mean lagos/badagry exp road,d back bone of lagos/west africa trade}.Even d soldiers in d army barracks around couldn't do anything.Students started playing futbal on d road,burn fire,etc.It was real fun though.

Lilly001: So If Its not UI, wic skool?..Lautech? Uniosun? Unilag? Unilorin? Uniben? Just name d skool abeg!.
UI might lack evri oda tin...Sport, Social Life..But Academics..uhn..u willfear..Lemme give u an example..60percentof d lecturers of ma friends in Oau Unilag Unilorin and oda unis are with titles 'Mr' 'Mrs'...Since I don enta UI, No one wit d title Mr Mrs don teach me..Just DRs and Profs alone.. And I get Minimum of 2 andMaximum of 6 Lecturers for just a course.

D Uni with over 250profs....highest in Africa..and Drs come yapa...
Guy Chop up or beta stop d Beef.. UI is d First and D Best in Nigeria..but to be candid oda UNIs re trying oh ..
There was a tym student protested in UI, ZikHall Warden Dr Ajewole told us dat..Do we knw oda unis in Nigeria can protest and nothing will happen..Just Local channels wil broadcast it..But If UI sud go into a brutal protest den it can nap Headline on CNN and international papers.

Unibadan The Founthead.
I was once a beefer of Unibadan..Coz I Neva Imagine I could be a UITE..Butnow they i mistakenly find masef as a student of d premier uni..I know I was just BIAS.coz I now see d Diffs and Uniqueness

i've been following d argumentz bt i say sumtin abt protest or no protest.
Talking of academik/neatnez/orderlinez,i give it to ui BT when it comes to rascality/protest/SUG firmnez/stubbornez,LASU undoubtly owns it.

Rap maestro: na soo.. Admission tinz on my mind na

so have u purchased ur polyibadan form?I did last thursday.E get 1 hostel wey i sleep ova nyt{orisun hostel}.dat hostel dirty lyk mad.Dnt even dare to stick out ur head from the balcony,else u'll blame ursef.