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Heavy down pour diz wed mawin..........lemme take diz as a sign dat itz gonna be a good day.

Themmy007: Someone plz give me directions to dat ETC...success sure fun wa baje baje

drop at d b/stp after access bank and treck back.u'll a filling station bsyd d access bank with a road in d middle.....jst follow dat road down.....

Shoboloyo k: how was the exam. I did mine too today

mine was yesterday at ETC faculty of social sciences

aurorae: Rylly?no wonder,d girl close to me,going in for one educatn course like dat sha,was frowning like I dnt now.we were talking and smiling wen we entered,bt when we finished... Another thing.

anoda stuff dah helped me z dat ma questions came in d foll order:gen paper,eng and math.So it came frm simple to complex.
Also,my familiarity with who wants to be a millonaire online game helped too as i was very time conscious.I finished 6 min b4 stopage time.

aurorae: Na my xperience u jst talk here,apart from d fine lady thing sha.I wrote at ETC too o.I've never seen crowd like dat going to write an exam b4.the whole,waiting,standing,sitting and d searching thing was jst nt funny at all.and d AC in dat room,na die.maybe we for see sef,I wrote in hall B.
For those,who have nt yet written,pls,pls dnt start with ur maths o,even if its d 1st subj,dat comes up,skip it and do ur eng and g.p o,cos dos ones take less a minute to answer each.
Bt d maths,on asking others,for pple doing medical courses and engineering was nt funny o.even like 2 in my own u need calculator to do them,like d bearing and distances ques.anyways God dey sha.
Come thursday,success is ours,IJN

i think d questions are nt distributed based on individual course bt on luck.A prospective english lang student beside me was weeping coz d question she was asked tough gaaan....she could nt finish d math and gen paper

SOA93: whc course u put in 4?

Eng lang.
Jamb score:212

@ LABOdinho,i see u in 4D

Hausa: was it d usual eng, maths & gen. paper?
Btw, y u.i come carry am 4 head like dis?

yeah.....40 question[15 Eng,15 maths and 10 gen paper] for just 30 min.........calc nt allowed.

Hausa: was it d usual eng, maths & gen. paper?
Btw, y u.i come carry am 4 head like dis?

yeah.....40 question[15 Eng,15 maths and 10 gen paper] for just 30 min

THIS WAS ACTUALLY POSTED BY A FELLOW PROSPECTIVE AKOKITE ON UNILAG THREAD.I SHOOK MY HEAD IN PITY WHEN I READ IT THIS MORNING:
[quote author=rashywire]Yeah yeah yeah!!! It's my turn 2day by 9:00am in faculty of science, Oh Allah! I knw I've nt read, buh d little I've, pls put barakah in it, as dey usually say d@ nt all d@ wrote will b pass n nt all d@ pass will be admitted, many re called buh few will ba choose, pls let me be among d choosen 1, as i write my exam 2day which i knw will bw simple with u, pls let my result make d list, I also pray 4 those d@ write among us yestarday n those d@ will b writing 2norrow including all d@ will b writing 2day, pls let's make our departmeental list, Amin. I knw with u, I'm favour, so pls dnt fear me 8f d exam, during d exam, after d exam, and if wnt 2 check my result. All success!!!

oladoya: ho boy i also live at ayobo... My number is 08171862611: olalere310 on 2go lets talk tins out.

yes boss,i'll add u ASAP.

shakur07: bur nevertheless** ya 38 outta 40 still dey on point abi or else ...

oluwa is involved

[quote author=max_ben]i think u left sth out the actual questions...
thks for sharing...
wish u success with ur result...[/quote]4 math:Questions on sequence and series,variation,indices,longitude and latitude and vein diagram.
4 Eng:concord,tenses,and antonyms
4 gen paper:[though can't rem all....a}name of current unilag vc b}which state has coal c}which of the following z nt in dog's family d}first premier of western region e}which one out of the following is nt a pol party in nigeria f}the major function of public copration g}name of attorney general of nigeria.........
Datz all i can remember.......
Hope it help?

shakur07: me i knw for ma mind say u don destroy unilag nao ** sucess bro

lolz.....me i jst did ma best ni ooo.......na jst d math give me prob small........mostly sequence and series,vein diagram,ineqaulity,longitude and latitude,etc......
Ma own prob be sey,i no sabi math.......i jst did 'ini mini mani mo'

I'm done with unilag post utme......result should be out by thurs........waiting 4 UI own na.........

*Ma experience yesterday
I left my area[ayobo] around 6:30am bt d traffic around ikeja along/oshodi was super.....I sha got to d school around past 10,meanwhile i was schedule to write by 12 at ETC hall.I went to access bank to lock up my bag in 1 of dia locks and went with d key to ETC.On getting dia,omo cum see crowd,i sha join d line[boys and girls separate]we were being searched nd told to wait under 1 canopy frm which we[40pple] were being re directed to a small hall.Frm d hall,we were being called in 40's again into a bigger hall with full AC[i swear,i was shivering] we went 2ru bio metric checks[pls make sure ur photo card z stamped and signed] later we were given orientation[WARNING:Dnt touch d computers until u'r told to do so and avoid syd talks]ur jamb reg and ur surname as ur username z what u'll imput to start d system[surname should be in CAPITAL letter] Later we moved to d hall in a single file.....on getting dia,our photo was checked if it was stamped and signed.Then ur left finger was indicated with permanent marker[mine z still dia even after bathing:makes me remember immunization] I sha enta d hall[u'll be given sheet of paper 4 solving bt u should go in with ur pencil]I sat down in front of ma computer[all samsung brand] and was shivering,nt knowing wah to expect,bt obeying instruction by nt touching any system.
An invigilator came and started ma system[a lady in her 20's,she fine no be small].Anoda invigilator came and shouted 'start'.........i input ma jamb reg by putting off CAPS LOCK coz ma jamb reg num has 2 'ii' and input ma surname by putting on d caps lock.D moment u click on start exam,ur time starts running.I did my subj combo[gen paper,eng and math] as it was arranged.
Well,the rest is history as i'm awaiting ma result on thurs and i knw oluwa is involved.

okorocha22: D devil is a liar

wishin' u success bro!

thanks a milli

There is serious hold up around oshodi.Have left om since 6:30 nd i still neva reach anywhere.Hope sey devil no dey craze diz morning sha........Though i'm scheduled for 12:00pm.......hoping to get dia lyk 2 hrs b4 d exam.

There is serious hold up around oshodi.Have left om since 6:30 nd i still neva reach anywhere.Hope sey devil no dey craze diz morning sha........Though i'm scheduled for 12:00pm.......hoping to get dia lyk 2 hrs b4 d exam.

Currently getting my cloth ironed in prep 4 2mao's exam[UNILAG-ETC-FACULTY OF SOCIAL SCIENCES-12:00PM].
I'm only anxious,nt scared coz #OluwaIsInvolved

Currently getting my cloth ironed in prep 4 2mao's exam[UNILAG-ETC-FACULTY OF SOCIAL SCIENCES-12:00PM].
I'm only anxious,nt scared coz #OluwaIsInvolved

Jst as ui call emsef first and d best,me sef wan call masef 'last and d firrt.
Reason:i commented last,last nyt and first diz mawin.

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The child molesters of Northern Nigeria should be identified as the predatory sexual offenders and serial paedophiles that they are, such that they will be BARRED from travelling to the civilized nations of the world, and perhaps even subjected to international arrest warrants for advocating crimes against children.
#SAY NO TO CHILD MARRIAGE!

Severe and permanent medical damage can occur when a CHILD is raped by an adult and made pregnant. The pelvic bone of a child is not yet large enough to accommodate the passage of a baby, and so MASSIVE bone and nerve damage can occur, such that the child thereafter loses the ability to retain urine, whereby the urine leaks continuously and uncontrolably, for the rest of that person's life. Worse still,PERMANENT leg paralysis can also result when a child goes into labor, due to compressive nerve damage that can occur with the passage of a baby through an under-developed pelvic bone.

The child molesters of Northern Nigeria should be identified as the predatory sexual offenders and serial paedophiles that they are, such that they will be BARRED from travelling to the civilized nations of the world, and perhaps even subjected to international arrest warrants for advocating crimes against children.
#SAY NO TO CHILD MARRIAGE!

Severe and permanent medical damage can occur when a CHILD is raped by an adult and made pregnant. The pelvic bone of a child is not yet large enough to accommodate the passage of a baby, and so MASSIVE bone and nerve damage can occur, such that the child thereafter loses the ability to retain urine, whereby the urine leaks continuously and uncontrolably, for the rest of that person's life. Worse still,PERMANENT leg paralysis can also result when a child goes into labor, due to compressive nerve damage that can occur with the passage of a baby through an under-developed pelvic bone.

The child molesters of Northern Nigeria should be identified as the predatory sexual offenders and serial paedophiles that they are, such that they will be BARRED from travelling to the civilized nations of the world, and perhaps even subjected to international arrest warrants for advocating crimes against children.
#SAY NO TO CHILD MARRIAGE!

Oya ollof u,b4 i open my eyes,go and observe ur siesta

Oya ollof u,b4 i open my eyes,go and observe ur siesta

[quote author=anita.411]yot r not labodinho joor[/quote]we switched identity.I am he and he is I.

[quote author=anita.411]hi guys long time no see .... where is my dear labodinho[/quote]i'm here ma

[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]neither does protest buh we've gat to do our own part nao.. E b lyk say u don chop breakfast already dts y u dey take style yan dt 1 ba[/quote]breakfast ke!
Me wey no chop super last nyt sef.........

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]I trust mai God
impossibility is nfn!![/quote]i lyk u faith......Hw big z,mustard seed/water mellon?

borntolive: ....the exam date will be sms to u....pls,i will like u to notify me if d exam date as sent u via sms.....am requesting because i lost sim card dat i used for d registration...dis is number ...08130234460

u dnt have to worry as it'll be sent to d mail u provided during registration.