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Culture / Re: East African Coast | Culture And People by mfuasi: 6:15pm On May 11, 2015
East African Federation Headquarters in Arusha

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Culture / Re: Where Did Nigerians Get That Superiority Complex From? by mfuasi: 2:34am On May 03, 2015

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 5:48pm On Apr 30, 2015
Just for perspective, the poor 33% is larger than the entire population of Kenya and Tanzania combined. There is no way any comparison will go your way.Quit while you can. wink
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 5:36pm On Apr 30, 2015
KenolKobil which has a 98% market share is wholly owned by Kenyans and listed in the Nairobi stock exchange.Just like all the other major companies.All the major companies in Nigeria is owned by foreigners like shoprite, mtn ,Vodafone etc.You don't find that in Kenya at all, we have our own companies broda.

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 5:14pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
oh mfuasi mfuasi, they is absolutely nothing like steady power supply in kenya? grin grin

Abuja as the fct of nigeria has a very steady power supply, in my place here we go for days without a single power cut. grin grin

What is the percentage of kenyans connected to the national grid? grin

You are living in denial.Nigeria is the generator capital for a reason.Living a in your own delusional world is not healthy.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 5:11pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
Mfuasi being high on dry cow dung ain,t good for the health.

Owerri is not a city, but a nigerian village. grin grin

So u are telling me that kiberi in niarobi, which is the capital of kenya and house up to 3million slum dwellers should be compare to owerri village with less than 500,000 residents? grin grin

This is hilarious. grin

THE joke is on u. grin

The whole of Nairobi and its environs is about 3 million.Your numbers are off lol.Lagos is 90% slum and has almost as much people as the whole of Kenya.Realistically, that is the biggest slum in Africa by a long shot. A village of 500,000 is a city my friend, and Owerri is just one of many.With all that oil and human resources why so poor?
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 5:03pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
Mfuasi can u compare ur nairobi to this? Abuja city niggggah! grin

U can start from page 1 if u so wish. grin

https://www.nairaland.com/356775/abuja-city-videos-photos/10

I would be more impressed by reliable 24hr supply of electricity.Use the oil money and help yourselves.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 5:00pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
i thought as much, i was patiently waiting for u to show me ur poor looking capital city( which is the only place, part of it actually that looks a lil bit inhabitable by humans) grin grin grin

Even afghanistan has their own good side, that part of ur capital city looks very much like borno town. grin Nigguh are u high on fresh cow dung? grin

Just by the side of that city is the kiberi slum in niarobi, the largest slum in the world, filled with dirts and burnt skin blek malnourished orangutan like urself. grin grin

Huhuhu! It is daytime buddy, i ain't impressed, we have abuja, lagos, port hacourt, kano. These are cities and not to forget the almight eko atlantic coming up, the dubia of africa. grin grin

U are a very foolish drug addicted kingpin from kiberi. grin

You have been fooled about Kibera.Nigeria has far bigger slums, some cities like owerri is all slum.Cruel joke indeed.

Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 4:58pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
Mfuasi can u compare ur nairobi to this? grin The only kenyan village, the rest are bushes grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1371487/lagos-family-houses-pictures

Lol

Is that it? Let everybody judge for themselves. grin
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2015
Giant of Africa is a cruel joke my friend, stop clowning yourself.Hell will freeze over if SA takes Nigeria seriously, ever.This is a country without reliable power, yet its a big producer of energy resources.Nigeria even imports refined oil products!What a cruel reality.At the same time, Kenya refines oil for entire Eastern Africa region, without producing a single drop of it.Kenyan companies like KenolKobil have an entire monopoly in the oil business from Sudan to Mozambique and as far as Congo. Nigeria is still taking baby steps.

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 4:35pm On Apr 30, 2015
denisfidha:

Leave this guy alone, he is suffering from some form of inferority complex, he might not even be aware of it. It has already been proven by psychiatrist, anyone who has to use alot of bad mouthing and insults and mocking/insulting emojis (in the case of texting), when making an argument with another sensible/rational human bieng is suffering from a phsychological problem.

Look at every single sentence he has written in this page, it has to end with that grinning face grin , and one is not enough, he has to use at-least two, he feels his insults are not enough, he has to add something else, this just shows the desperation from the guy, he really needs to feel good about himself

He's either pissed of with his current situation of life, in one way or another consciously or subconsciously,, and bursting and using insults at every sentence is his way of compensating, and making up for his short comings so that he can feel good about himself.

Lol

So true. It's so obvious I don't understand why such individuals don't seek medical attention.

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 4:30pm On Apr 30, 2015
U so mad! cool

Looking forward to this ''dubia of africa''. Furthermore, you can show us the good sides of Kano, Abuja, Lagos and let everyone draw their own conclusions.It's simple as that.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 3:59pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
I forgot to post the link earlier. grin
Anyway here is the link mfausi. grin grin

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/30/how-anonymous-and-other-hacktivists-are-waging-war-on-kenya/

How can a normal human being think of ever defend a nation like kenya? grin this is definitely madness. grin grin grin

I wonder how life in kiberi slum feel like in the nation capital, niarobi. grin

The so called only city of kenya but has the world's largest slum by it side. The president lives there. grin grin grin grin

Aid dependent nation. grin grin

Check out our Nairobi slum. Nigeria should work on her slums, evidently.. wink

https://www.nairaland.com/51356/nairobi-photos-kenya-beautiful-east/154
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 3:57pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
the cry of a looser, hehehe! Cry me a river. grin

Like ur kind is held in high esteem by the world? The fvcking fact is an average nigerian earn more respect than starved, broom stick looking orangutans with a long ostrich neck carrying an empty gigantic swollen head. grin grin even ur president sees u as lords, that is the more reason why a kenyan lady was slapped for not doing her duties well , when ur nigerian lord visited last two years. grin grin

Is that why Nigerians are scrutinized at airports and strip searched all over the world? So much for respect!!


The most funny thing is that south africans desist ur kind like sh!!!!t, no wonder their media decided to show the world how incredibly ugly yall bentuus are by doing a poll of world ugliest, which the whole world voted. infact ur kind are hated world wide. grin grin grin

No single Kenyan was killed or business destroyed because Kenyans don't go to SA to live in ghettos and most importantly they don't break the laws over there.Nigerians can borrow a leaf.

My slave, ur kind is ranked the 4th nation with high cyber crimes after south africa,egypt and algeria, ranked even higher than nigerians by kenyans themselves. grin grin grin grin
All hail the new crown kings of fraudsters, 419ners. grin grin

Where is the ranKing? Present the data Naija prince! wink

An aid dependant sh!!!Thole will allows be a parasites, especially to their nigerian lords, the giant of africa. grin

That is a cruel joke on Nigerians. lol
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 7:06am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
lmfaooo! grin
Poor blek kenyan bentu, do u have any idead that kenya is among the top 10 fraud country in africa? grin grin grin And os also competing seriously in the hard drug market? grin grin I guess this bentu has very little access to information from kobero slum in niarobi. grin grin
Mad ape, i am actually talking about direct investment made by nigerian millioniares and billioniares like dangote in ur poverty stickern jungle and not about ur igbo lords. grin grin grin grin
The only nigerian u will find in ur filthy tiny aid dependant zoo are ur igbo drug lords, i am begining to think yall must be drug addicted clowns like sans. grin grin grin grin

You are rambling incoherently.Nobody wants drug dealers and 419 scammers in their countries.South Africans can testify to that!

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 6:38am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
Huhuhu! Mfausi my poor blek bentu kenyan monkey is back. U are welcome u poverty stickern vulture. grin grin

What do u have to say about the fact that nigerians are one of ur major mployer of labours in ur village? grin

UR BOSSES IN UR AID DEPENDANT IRRELEVANT COUNTRY? grin

That is just something Nigerians say.Anywhere you go in the world Nigerians are into drugs, scams and quick get rich schemes which ussually leads them into a collision course with law and order.That's why they get deported everyday, making pure $$ for Kenya Airways.The official Nigerian deportee carrier!

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 6:25am On Apr 30, 2015
gallivant:
Both of you are ridiculous!!

Spare me.This is what I do.I restore the natural order!Sit back and enjoy the show. cool

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 3:21am On Apr 30, 2015
Where art though northern kitten.Did you give up or the power cur off? Crank up that generator boy, I am not done with you. wink
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 3:10am On Apr 30, 2015
You are taking too long with those sources, unless you made the stories up.Typical, are you are a scam artist, a naija prince? lipsrsealed
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:59am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
hahahah! But the first lady of nigeria donated food to ur starving kind in 2011 nau? grin grin

Nigerian investors are over kenya nau, we employ and feed ur kind, u exist because of us, least are forget it is a well know fact that 95 percent of africas investors are nigerians and south africans, the other 5 are egypt, morocco and gabon, from the report they sad the rest are aid dependant like ur kenya. grin grin grin grin

Nigeria gdp per capital is almost 3 times that of kenya even with 7 times the population. grin grin

My kenyan boy u should be slapped severally, ur president will arrest u if he sees ur comment, i hope u do remember the invasion of kenya by our investors early last year were a kenyan lady was slapped for not having good moral condut in front of the nigerian investors with gej in ur country then? grin grin

And then ur presient begged jonathan to support him from icc? grin

Anyway. We are still ur masters. grin

Sources mate.Anybody can post nonesense on a forum, we need credible sources to your assertions otherwise we will ignore the cry for help.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:57am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
i am actually taking it easu on u. grin grin
Now i know how u want it to run, my monkey, how old was the previous kenyan president, the bantu baboon looking ape frok world ugliest country? grin grin
THE truth be told, ur zoo is looked down upon, on buhari alone will make ur shi!!!T hole of 40 million starving apes shake on the call of his name. grin grin
No one in kenya has the respect he commands. grin grin
The poorest state in northern nigeria cant be compared with those in slum niarobi kenya grin grin grin
Northern kenya is one hell of a hell fire, the poverty of the massiaai massiaa is quite alarming. grin
And u might think i am from the core north, i am from north central nigeria, the region were abuja is located my slave, which is equal in development with other southern regions. grin
So u think ur childish crap moves me?Bullsh!!!!T. grin grin

Lol

Why are mad though? The truth hurts eh? Giant of Africa my ass, kick the polio out of Nigeria first before you talk me about development. Crawling comes before the walking, Kenyans are already running bruh.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:39am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
this little compared to those who died like chickens because ur kind cant feed urselves. I saw the faces of those malnourished poor kenyans begging for food and water. Starving and crying for food. grin grin grin

IT IS A PITY, i learnt that 25 thousand kenyans died of hunger because of famine, i didn't know that bantus can't feed themselves as well. grin grin

And i am made to believe, the somalis run ur village. grin

25k Kenyans starving? Where do get your infor lol That must have been a bad quality nollywood movie, because Kenya has a better quality of life than Nigeria yet it has no oil or any known natural resources.Check any economic or social index. kiss
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:36am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
the truth is u as a nobody, as an inferior parasite to me, has no right to question me, i ask the question not u. grin grin

So i am trying to give u a sense of pride now, trying to make a kenyan monkey which is inferior to me anyway have a lil bit of self pride. grin grin

SO after ur kind banged those alshaabab guys in their anus, that was the reason why they attacked the garissa students? grin

I was told the school is near an evil forest in ur zoo with no road to access it, so these terrorist were able to get in through the bush? grin

Those the uni even has gate? grin

MY SLAVE O grin

Am dissapointed because that's weak.It's weaker than your senile old man of a president.Sai Buhari, hope he makes it to the next term just like Yar Dua. Lol Africa looks down on Nigeria espeacially the good for nothing northern states.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:29am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
puhahhahahahah! grin grin grin grin

APES THAT AIN't even capable of saving the lifes of 148 students are bragging about saving girls for their nigerian lords, that sent food to them during their famine. grin grin grin grin

This shit is funny coming from syarving monkeys that looks like broom stick. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

So what do u have to say about the fact that u gave shekau bl0wjob? grin

148 is nothing, that is the daily death rate in Kano city alone.You are comparing apples to oranges.Sharia law in the north is clouding your judgement lol.Don't fatwa me, that was a joke. grin
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:26am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
oh that is quite interesting, so u do care about village girls in far away village in borno state, north eastern nigeria. grin grin

WOW! U should be more concern about how to prevent anyother kind of massacre like what occured in ur garrissa university in ur village, my burnt skin slave? grin grin

The muslim Somali terrorists were all killed, all hawalas and Islamic banks shut down and we are currently building a wall in the border our terrorist neighbours.Your turn, how soon since you find these innocent girls? grin
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:19am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
hahahhah! But u do know u are irrelevant right? grin

Monkey if ur mister is irrelevant then u are what? grin grin grin grin grin

This guy must have been born on the high way cos that is were most accidents happens. grin grin grin grin

U are irrelevant while i am relevant, monkey wait a minute, u might think i created this thread? grin

PUHAHAHAH! This urchins thoght i am the op, ur shrinked brain should be blown off asap, u are an epitome of stvpidity, an acne encrusted baboon, a vacuum cleaner with diagonal head. grin

May ur armpit be infested with the fleas from a thousand camels. grin grin

Why are you mad though, calling me names won't brake my bones, on the contrary, its ample proof am getting to you.The world needs to know if you are capable of rescuing the chibok girls or are you impotent.Let us know soon so we can rescue the girls for you.A moment lost is a underage bride in the making.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:09am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
i guess they are in ur bedroom. grin I bet u are having an 0rgy with shakeau and his gangs of terrorist along with the alshaabab members. grin grin grin


The guy is asking me where are the chibok girls, check ur anus, u will find them there. grin grin grin grin



Hehehe

So you agree, it is a cruel joke. You sound mad, is it because I cared for those poor innocent little girls. wink
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:08am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
put ur hands in the air and dance to the right. grin grin grin

I am the one enjoying this more than ever, cos u are my programmed robot and these are what i taught u. grin

1. Proper english

2. Being relevant

3. Chibok.

U are to go round and round, asking questions about these 3 randomly.


Only a mad man does that. grin

I am mister adams, wasting ur life since last night. grin

All you have to do is answer those three contetious issues.The pride won't let you, making this an interesting pastime. I heard the militants will marry the chibok girls in traditional muslim ceremonies in the bush soon. What is the governments position on these new developments?
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:02am On Apr 30, 2015
adamskutty:
see this irrelevant gallivante grin . U think i have time for boring culture section nowadays? grin Hell no! I am in the politics section interacting with men. grin grin

I call bullshit. You have been here all afternoon trying to be relevant. Stop living in denial and embrace reality. Without me setting you straight, you are nothing around here. grin
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 1:58am On Apr 30, 2015
Too many words, zero substance just like axum/kenyanlady. Why is it you reason and type like an illiterate? Where are the chibok girls? That is the elephant in the room. wink
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 1:45am On Apr 30, 2015
What is the official government statement on the chibok girls? Giant of Africa is a cruel joke. grin
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 1:43am On Apr 30, 2015
Atleast my attacks are themed and carry weight that's why you mad.Your attacks are childish and wouldn't hurt a fly hence why am chilling and clowning you with much ease. wink

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