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muafrika:
She was illegally in the country? I hadn't known that. Very strange woman.

Majority of the Chinese and new Indian immigrants don't return to their countries after their visas expire.I don't know if its more arrogance but Ms Zhou saw it fit not to renew her documents two years ago.

denisfidha:
Here are typical Nigerians

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nigerians talk, kenyans walk the talk

https://www.libertynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/obama-kenya-5.jpg

I think they have given up.

What do you call a somalian shrink?

A terrorpist!

So the sailing results are in.Nigeria has taken the gold, SA has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat.

There's only one language beggers and prostitutes in my neighbourhood understand.

Somalian.

I went to an authentic Somalian restaurant last night.

We went in, sat for a while and then left hungry.

Give a somali man a fish and he'll feed his family for one day.

Give him the tools to catch the fish and a fishing boat..

...he'll desert his family and become a pirate

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Somalian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

ArtanK:
Even if all the Somali states were to go their separate ways like the Balkans, they will always choose unity again, just like in 1960 when Somaliland gained independence but only remained a sovereign state for 5 days before it formed a union with the south.

...then it broke off again in the 90s and today Somalia is even further fragmented.Your people don't get the concept of unity, that's the undeniable truth.

Ajuran:
You should stick to facts. Your own article states that this new state is autonomous, just like Puntland and Somaliland. The only reason why the government is 'bitching' is because Kenya has troops in that state and gives the appearance of undue influence. Regardless that region is the area my mom hails from and her clans supports that region becoming a state so that it can collect revenue and build infrastructure rather than waiting on Mogadishu for everything.

What you fail to realize is the North Region of Kenya is Somali and the same clans that live in the south of Somalia live in Northern Kenya. Its the other way around, Somalis are trying to take Kenya's norther region rather than Kenya taking Somalia's southern region.

The Somalis in Kenya would never join Somalia even when given the chance. How about that for a fact?

Q: What do you call an Somalian with a AU bag of rice?
A: Set for life

great pics.

Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?
A: Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel.

Ajuran:
according to who? Somalia is ancient land. Many great cultures and tradititions emerged from that place. Despite not having a functional government Somalia has better and cheaper internet, mobile service and advanced mobile banking than many countries in Africa.

Cultures and traditions of anarchy and a failed state.Furthermore, wasn't it Kenyan Bantus who pioneered mobile banking? You should be grateful.Look up Mpesa! Leave the ingenuity to bantus, you are better off tending to your livestock like tradition dictates.

Ajuran:
The Bantu started the fight. The Somali girl just finished it.

Honestly nobody cares, they are just kids.

Great pics of the homeland.

That doesn't even make sense.Anyhow, keep posting your violent women. This was the purpose of the thread I presume?

My only hope is one day you create a thread about real Somali archievements, outside hair and looks offcourse.The Zoomali nation is far more capable than this.

A glorious day for people of Somalia. The president has proclaimed this a great archievement and thus a national holiday in honor of hair is in order.

Puntite:
Hmmm my Ass Here is the book about it
https://books.google.no/books?id=1av8DsKezysC&pg=PA58&lpg=PA58&dq=ibn+battuta+maldives+abdul+aziz&source=bl&ots=DIxmMYknzu&sig=akbM3KQ4RB-AKSwa5JzCTGWmam8&hl=no&sa=X&ei=1GnnVITzDoa-PL_YgLgG&ved=0CCQQ6AEwAw

Note it Says goverment Abdal aziz and he was a somali sultan in mogadishu who colonized and ruled Indians in maldives.

We colonized and ruled different Islands along the indian ocean as well

Still can't see any source.Your link is broken.. Stop embarassing yuself wit lies

Funniest thing I ever had is somalis conquering anything. They lack both brains and muscle due to malnutrition over millenia.

There were not many scholars 2000 years ago, doesn't mean Eritreans and Ethiopians didn't exist.Also, how can you claim relations when their are stark differences in Somali and Ethiopian cultures?

Ajuran:
How are they documented to Eritrean and Ethiopian when those are nationalities that didnt exist before 1991 and 1960?

Well, they didn't just appear from thin air, did they?

The ethnic groups that are ethiopia, somalia, eritrea didnt even identify as those ethnic groups as proof of Somali areas in northern Somalia being land used to shelter Arabs during the time of the prophet with the permission of the Abssyinian King. That was only 1400 years ago.

Fairy tales, unless you can present facts.Good day.

Failed state. A stain on Africa.

Ajuran:
And........ Its the Nilotics who learned Nilotic languages, since they have been slaves. Apperance does not lie

That is a comical argument, with all due respect.

Ajuran:
Axum was not ethiopian and eritrean, it was located in the entire horn. Also at that time there was no ethnic group identification as Somali or Tigrey etc.

It's documented, they were Eri/Ethiopians.

The people who decedant from the Axum are all the Horn people as we all have common ancestry.

Which is?

You are getting it mixed up.They have only adopted arabic culture. At the end of the day they are nilo saharan.

Samaale:
Lets do it bro! im up for it! lets crush these people!! Fulaman keeps deleting everything i post! and bans me!

Ajuran/axum we are getting to them! they delete what we post and then ban us! we are tormenting them yaay!!

On the contrary, it's you getting tormented for the last week or so.That said, are you in surport of inbreeding amongst the clans?