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nurain150:
Me looking at my mentions after seeing the thread zero Mhizkel

SarutobiEky:
I dunno. I'm not choosy. Any place would do, as long as I can have a good view of your dreamy eyes. That would suffice.

SarutobiEky:
I'm happy for you really, I'm glad to know you're enjoying what you're doing. Merry Christmas.

I hope you're having a blast over there. And by the way, thank God you've been given some time off. I haven't forgotten about the date you promised. It's been long overdue, ya know?

SarutobiEky:
Good morning.
Choi..engrossed in work even during this Period? That's so uncool. Make dem free you small nau
Anyways...I admire your work ethic. You seem like one who enjoys doing her job, I guess.
Have a blessed day.

SarutobiEky:
Hey there. Me thought the Yuletide had taken you away. I got your joke jawe,,pay me no mind.

Compliments of the season.

How are we going to be celebrating?

SarutobiEky:
Come on naw,, you could own over a thousand Porsche and still not feel assured, you know? There's always a possibility that one would still feel that emptiness, that void, that no prized possession can feel. Personally, I believe having lotsa money is good, but it will never replace the kinda feel one gets from being adored by another human being. And I know you know this for sure.


It's always the little things that matter, Las Las money cam only try, but it would never buy true happiness, mademoiselle.

Good morning, hopefully you slept well?

SarutobiEky:
Ehn...oshey, baddest now you never told us you had the ability to be everywhere at the same time. still with me huh? That's assuring....this assurance eclipses Chioma's own. Lucky me.

I hope the day has been kind so far?

SarutobiEky:
Guten morgen, Senorita of the appearing and disappearing act i thought you had finally left for Canada or something. I'm doing great ma'am. Bless Jah.
I suppose you're engrossed in work ATM...do have yourself a fulfilling day.

SarutobiEky:
Yeah. Ofcourse I'm scared of bullets...tenacity has got nothing to do with it jare. I am open to dying, but not to a violent death, with my body riddled with different shades of bullets. No, hell NO. besides...I wanna enjoy the good things of life for a while, probably have kids.

I hope you do have a productive day and a awesome week ahead.

Top of the morning to you.

SarutobiEky:
lol....I'm not mocking you,, why would i? i just find it quite otherworldly that you haven't treated yourself to a very good massage. And remember I offered my assistance with that.

You want me to enlist in the army? Wow...now who's getting mocked, also tell me, would you want me to return in a coffin with my whole body intact or would you rather I return in a coffin in pieces. You ma'am, don't like me at all.

SarutobiEky:
Good morning, miss appear and disappear, Ekky extends his greetings. I hope you had a lovely night rest?. Trust work is going well.

Prayer is rather tiring especially when results don't come quick if I have to be honest. But I guess you're absolutely correct. I'll Keep that in mind.


Chuckles. She never had a massage since her spacecraft landed earth? Shall I tell her she's missing out a great deal? i could give you one if you want, so you see what you've been missing out on...massage is bae, I tell ya...as I type this, I'm craving for one.

Come on nau...why would I be scared of bullets when I've got odenshi Give me weapons and see me head to the warfront, defeating the Boko boys....one man army shit

SarutobiEky:
Lol! Your first paragraph cracked me up, really. Sudan? Togo? I'd rather be stuck in limbo or trapped in space. In Sudan, I'd probably be in a soldiers regalia now, spraying bullets,, while yelling, "Allah Akbar" But then Togo ain't too bad sha o. At least there's relative peace on there now.


Hm. I really don't know how I should react to the prayer part, there were times in the past I'd make a request, with a really pure heart, and never got answers then. So I just sorta stopped trying. But I do believe in miracles sha. But to be sincere, I'm just lukewarm about it.

You never had a massage? Really!... Like since when? To say I'm surprised would be an understatement really.

I believe your day unfolded well?

SarutobiEky:
Never is, especially in a shit hole like ours, always placing hurdles in front of you to discourage thy hustle

Amen. Thank you for your prayers. Didn't have the slightest inkling that you might be a spiritual person. That's nice.

A massage is not on your list? Lol. Try convincing me that you haven't had any since the beginning of this year.

SarutobiEky:
@the bolded, don't we all? More grease to your elbows, ma'am. It's not easy, not at all.
You're going to be okay, I guess a very good massage would take care of that.

A good day you say? Lol..I can hardly remember what that feels like, but we're kicking still, so I guess it's still a good day? Haha.

SarutobiEky:
Awwn. Sorry about the stress. It's the hassle that we gotta go through everyday, especially in this part of the nation.

As for the second part of your sentence; I figured as much. Noticed you do not quote as much as other folks do.

Btw, I trust your day is unfolding quite as you envisaged it would?

SarutobiEky:
Great....that's lovely,,
Short? How so? Btw..you seem like the awfully busy kind of person. I reckon you seldom spend much time here huh?

SarutobiEky:
Hehe...

I hear ya, miss shyKiller Dreamy eyes....


How's your weekend panning out by the way??

SarutobiEky:
Ahan...ofcourse. but mind you..I'm a very shy person o.....but you would like my demeanour sha.

SarutobiEky:
see your dreamy eyes... comman take me out Na..I haven't gone out on a date in over five years.

ZINIIBANKS:
What the fûck

VanDerWaalforces:
Rape? Think again!

SarutobiEky:
I swear this Chica ain't kidding with this statement.

Rugaria:
Some sons are worthless... What with rabid cultism and banditry, destroying the he family's name as they go

nurain150:
I sent an email

nurain150:
Wait I sent you an email

nurain150:
E shock me oo

nurain150:
Hee I no no say u r profile sti dey active e shock me

Slynation:
I can see premium tears written all over your write up.... A wise man once said "no matter how hard the jungle becomes, A lion will never eat grass" so continue glorifying rubbish because the country is hard and people are suffering and therefore we should hail hungry criminals, No worry!! The puppy you tame today will become a full fledged Wolf tomorrow!!

You were one of the reason Dino Melaye made this statement "The number of Nigerian citizens waiting to steal is currently higher than those currently stealing... " #LightOut.....

Slynation:
What is this one even saying....?? You were the one glorifying robbery because according to you people are suffering and they are hungry, now you ranting due to the fact you want another person to fall victim and not you right....!! I know some ladies do have fish brain but yours is kinda unique.... No worry!!! Hunger dey town, They go soon collect this your phone wey you take dey type rubbish chop for 2days!! That's what the country has made them to be....